dear laurel

[IndieSnob]

Dear ltr,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a13bf5bf1d19f4d02bc67158e60306b1/tumblr_mob5s6xbdW1qa6dh8o1_500.jpg

Love,

Laurel

OK, this was the defining moment on Lit. I was awake for it, got to see it and well, it will never get better than this.

I'm going to leave on the highest note possible.

 

[Adre]

Dear laurel,

I just gave that seven thumbs up.

Droolingly yours,

Adre

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Laurel

 

[IndieSnob]

Dearl Laurel,

I am keeping the chrome tab open with that, going to make an image of my harddrive at this exact moment and then put my computer to sleep. I don't want this dream to end.

Sighingly yours,

Indie

 

[Mischka]

Dear Laurel,

Edging leads to the best kinds of orgasms.


Yours in sexual gratification,

I-man

Dear islandman,

I was somehow unaware of this term, so thank you for expanding my vocabulary. I'm rather a fan of the technique, however, as I sometimes achieve visual orgasms this way. Last time it was strawberries.

Yours,

M

OK, this was the defining moment on Lit. I was awake for it, got to see it and well, it will never get better than this.

I'm going to leave on the highest note possible.

Dear Laurel -

Argh!!!!

Pout,

M

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear kbate,

Come back and stay for good this time.

Sincerely,

Paul Young -I mean,

smiley.

P.S. I'm dying here.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please consider making this thread into a sticky. For one, the GeeBee has no stickies, so this would be groundbreaking. For another, to have such a groundbreaking moment in the annals (no, not anals) of Lit. be associated with Kyle's name...well, I can only imagine how proud he would be. Third and finally, being associated with the first GeeBee sticky, and a never-ending one at that, would piss him off to no end.

Yours in deep thought,

islandman


ps - I just added 'GeeBee' to Chrome's dictionary.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I you.

Love,
LTR

P.S. every time I type out a dear laurel post, I always type my real name and have to change it.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Mischka,



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

That's very tempting, and but I think it would annoy everyone else too much. Tempting nonetheless. The Twit Clique has already griped about this thread's very existence. Wouldn't want to whip them into an angry torch-bearing mob.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I you too. And you and you and you as well.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. That's very funny. On the rare occasions when I'm around someone actually named Laurel, it's very confusing for me.

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Mischka,



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

That's very tempting, and but I think it would annoy everyone else too much. Tempting nonetheless. The Twit Clique has already griped about this thread's very existence. Wouldn't want to whip them into an angry torch-bearing mob.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I you too. And you and you and you as well.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. That's very funny. On the rare occasions when I'm around someone actually named Laurel, it's very confusing for me.

Dear Laurel,

I, fortunately, seldom have that particular issue, as it's usually clear when someone says "gravy" whether they're talking about me or about food. There are a few folk who can't actually remember my real name, and call me gravy in person (and a couple who do so just for fun).

Funnily enough, I'm actually from a place called Laurel.

Fondly yours,

Gravy

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Do you like French race car drivers?

I hope not.

Love,
Pete

http://www.redbull.com/us/en/motorsports/stories/1331598982312/video-loeb-pikes-peak-record

 

[John Doe]

Dear Everyone,

I see you are rocking the correspondence 'old school' as it were. I can dig it after a fashion.

Slangily,
JD

P.S. Word.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I absolutely love this cover.

Yours with an empty coffee cup,
blackleggings

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I you.

Love,
LTR

P.S. every time I type out a dear laurel post, I always type my real name and have to change it.

Me too. Some day it's just going to be there.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel and BL,

Please watch and enjoy.

Maybe dance around the room if the music sways you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJn2MDhqpY


Yours in good tunes,

Islandman

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I think Islandman is hinting that I need to bring all of my external drives if I go to NY. Obviously he's in need of some good music. It breaks my heart to see him post something like that. It's getting to the boiling point.


Yours in saving music souls together,

Indie

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel and BL,

Please watch and enjoy.

Maybe dance around the room if the music sways you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJn2MDhqpY


Yours in good tunes,

Islandman

Dear Laurel, BL and anyone else who listened to the above,

I offer this antidote and a raccoon skull pipe.

Love,
Noor

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

The Ents are going to war.

Love,
LTR

 

[Laurel]

Dear everyone,

Happy Tuesday!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Gravy,

haha! That is awesome. I'd be so happy to RL friend called gravy, especially if he were you.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear SaintPeter,

No. They're French, right?

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Only joking, French Literoticans...

*

Dear John Doe,

I agree. No one writes letters anymore. Please post here more often. Kyle will be so happy if you do.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

I absolutely love Bon Iver.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

I'm always dancing!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Indie,

It's a dirty, thankless job, but someone's gotta do it!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

They make those?

Love,

Laurel

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel, BL and anyone else who listened to the above,

I offer this antidote and a raccoon skull pipe.

Love,
Noor

Dear Laurel,

She gets it! She really gets it!

Although, and not to gripe, I would have gone for their cover of Tomorrow Never Knows.

Love,

Indie

 

[Laurel]

Dear lovetoread,

The what now?

Love,

Laurel

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I think Islandman is hinting that I need to bring all of my external drives if I go to NY. Obviously he's in need of some good music. It breaks my heart to see him post something like that. It's getting to the boiling point.


Yours in saving music souls together,

Indie

Dear Indie,

You must be farther away because he was screaming.

Noor, just a girl trying to roast her breakfast almonds

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I do not like this ganging-up-on-islandman thing that's happening right now. Would you please change Noor and Indie's avs to a penis for the duration of the week.

Yours in revenge,

islandman

 

[blackleggings]

Dear iman, noor, and everyone else,

I loved the Guster song, but if you saw me dance without alcohol, you'd have a good laugh this morning for sure.

And the Baby's On Fire song made me laugh.

I could spend all day finding songs for people to listen to, just ask poor beetlebum.

Yours while needing to get dressed,
blackleggings

 

[glynndah]

Dear ltr,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a13bf5bf1d19f4d02bc67158e60306b1/tumblr_mob5s6xbdW1qa6dh8o1_500.jpg

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Are we allowed to wash other people's dicks?

Sincerely yours,

the just curious good little witch.