dear laurel

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I think the saying goes something like Let he who can't grow an awesome beard cast the first stone.


Yours,

IndieJoel

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please tell Indie that he may want to re-phrase that as I do not have the ability to grow an awesome beard, which means that I can cast the first stone.


Yours in grammar and context,

I-man

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Just once, JUST once, I'd like to just be patted on the head and told it was a cute try.

Good thing my beard doubles as a tear catcher.


Yours,

SomethingFunny&WittyHere

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

A sundress.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Squibbs,

CTFO

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I-man finds your posts to be absolutely precious *pinches cheeks*

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Dear lovetoread,

That was my first thought, but I wasn't sure. I'd like a BK Big Fish right now.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear blackleggings,

At the sparkly penis shop, of course!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear pete1968,

You have to suck them off (google: auto-fellatio). Good lick- er, luck!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Adre,

The behaviour police here, like everywhere else, are unpaid. Nosing into other people's bidness is their hobby.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Downeaster and islandman,

U jelly sounds like it would be gross on toast.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. You're killing me with your adorable manflirting bromance!

P.P.S. *pats Downeaster Alexa on the head* Cute try

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I love the"Good Reads" thread.

Love,
An Avid Reader

 

[Laurel]

Dear Lorilei,

I'm so glad because it loves you, too.

Love,

Laurel

 

[pete]

Dear pete1968,

You have to suck them off (google: auto-fellatio). Good lick- er, luck!

Love,

Laurel

dear laurel,

thanks, but i haven't been able to do that trick for about 20 yrs.

yours in stiffness (and not the good kind),

TOP

 

[Laurel]

Dear pete1968,

Today I pulled a thigh muscle bending over to tie my shoe. True story.

Feeling your pain (and not the fun kind),

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Edging leads to the best kinds of orgasms.


Yours in sexual gratification,

I-man

 

[pete]

Dear pete1968,

Today I pulled a thigh muscle bending over to tie my shoe. True story.

Feeling your pain (and not the fun kind),

Laurel

dear laurel,

brainstorm! i'll tie your shoe, and you...

you just sit there and be awesome.

respectfully yours,
TOP

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I was about to write that I missed Indiesnob, that he was such a funny and witty guy, that it was a shame that he had disappeared.

But, lo, here he is again.

Thanks for that.


Yours in thanks,

I-man

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

For the love of Kyle, why does it have to be so muggy? It's midnight!!!


Yours in having a schvitz,

Islandman

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear islandman,

Word.

P.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Do you think my practically Pavlovian response has anything to do with doubling my estrogen dosage this week or did something just get ingrained deep inside me the other morning?

Cold showers, and marshmallows just aren't working, please help or send me someone who can...

Thank you!

Yours in lust,
Noor

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

That's what friends are for - to help with the sexual gratification.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. You deserve the thanks for that.

P.P.S. Global warming.

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Dear pete1968,

See above.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

More than likely. We're slaves to our hormones. This can be wonderful sometimes, not so wonderful other times. I think you need some manual stimulation - yours, or those of a friend.

Love,

Laurel

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Laurel,

D'you ever get naked during a hot summer's night and lay on your bed with a giant electric adjustable focus floor fan training its cooling, delicious jetstream on your smooth alabaster skin while you drink beverages?

Just thinking of happy thoughts to counterbalance the negative, is all. Not tryin' t'be fresh or cheeky or nothin'.

Well, maybe a lil'.

heh heh

 

[Noor]

Dear Noor,

More than likely. We're slaves to our hormones. This can be wonderful sometimes, not so wonderful other times. I think you need some manual stimulation - yours, or those of a friend.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Thank you for your prompt answer. Normally, I would say that would be just the ticket but after god knows how many hours last time, we still haven't recovered, what if we break?

If he breaks, I would feel horrible

Would it be wrong to break this guy instead? I will probably have that option soon

Thanks,

Noor

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

This thread was all the way on page two. Speaking for your horde of slavish worshippers, we apologize sincerely.

Also, Kyle is poo.

Love,

P.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I dreamt of ferrets last night.

Sincerely,

the good little witch.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Now that I have gotten some sleep, the world is a totally different place.

I will not be breaking any GOHs no matter the opportunity, how lecherous and/or amusingly drunkenly they dance.

Thank you for all your help,

Noor

 

[Laurel]

Dear Zumi,

Yes indeed. Also sitting on the balcony in a sundress with no panties letting the air flow around, knowing that if anyone happened to look over from the right angle, they'd see.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Noor,

Don't break your man! That's what B.O.B.s are for - those times when he needs a break.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Good to hear about the good sleep.

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Dear Perg,

On behalf of Kyle, I thank you for saving his never-ending thread from the purgatory of Page 2.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear glynndah,

I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you're feeling better now.



Love,

Laurel

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Dear creator of kimchi,

Thank you thank you thank you.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Noor]

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Dear Noor,

Don't break your man! That's what B.O.B.s are for - those times when he needs a break.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Good to hear about the good sleep.

Dear Laurel,

I know, somehow I have been breaking them for years, leaving them in pieces all over the world, it's very sad Luckily, they can be recycled but still...

Please explain "B.O.B.s" for future knowledge.

Eagerly awaiting your response,

Noor

Ps. Thank you, sleep is amazing!

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm terribly bored and I seem to get myself into trouble when I'm bored.

Please post pics, that would make it all better.

Love,
LTR

 

[Noor]

Dear LTR,

Perhaps some recyclable men and/or a con would help?
I couldn't guarantee you'd stay out of trouble but it would be less boring.
Lots of costumes to look at...

Noor

 

[Laurel]

Dear ltr,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a13bf5bf1d19f4d02bc67158e60306b1/tumblr_mob5s6xbdW1qa6dh8o1_500.jpg

Love,

Laurel