dear laurel

[girlsmiley]

Dear blackleggings.

I saw these last night and thought of you.

Layer ONE- Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer TWO – Chopped Hazelnuts
Layer THREE- Melted Nutella
Layer FOUR- Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer FIVE – Chopped Hazelnuts
Layer SIX – Melted Nutella
Layer SEVEN – Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer EIGHT – Oreo Crumbs

http://25.media.tumblr.com/56dc810291b646622618c97fd343b459/tumblr_mosj7jd5201rap05fo1_500.jpg

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear CJH,

The only Nickelback song I'm aware of specifically is called "Why You Remind Me," and it pops up in the random queue in my car once in a while. I see the band name and think, "I'm not supposed to like this band or something," and then I realize it's a pretty likeable song with fun lyrics. Try that one.

Yrs in Christ,

Perg

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty Mama,

I'm laying here pyjama bottomless and blanketed, with only one sock on.

Waiting for you,

Smiley.

 

[Peregrinator]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear blackleggings.

I saw these last night and thought of you.

Layer ONE- Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer TWO – Chopped Hazelnuts
Layer THREE- Melted Nutella
Layer FOUR- Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer FIVE – Chopped Hazelnuts
Layer SIX – Melted Nutella
Layer SEVEN – Oreo Popsicle Mix
Layer EIGHT – Oreo Crumbs

http://25.media.tumblr.com/56dc810291b646622618c97fd343b459/tumblr_mosj7jd5201rap05fo1_500.jpg

Dear girlsmiley,

I want to make those! I've made popsicles in ice cube trays, but I'm not sure what I'd make that in. Maybe a shot glass?
Either way, I'm drooling right now.

Thank you for sharing!

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Perg,

Kitty Mama has pics.

Smiley.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Dear Perg-

Laurel is too busy to answer my question-
Would you please answer it ?

My question-

If I am bodily immersed in a concoction of lemonade, strawberry juice, and vodka,
will I get tipsy ?

I am fairly sure the drink mix will not enter my vaginal cavity, if I do not wiggle or thrash around.

I do not plan to keep my head down in it, for a large amount of time. Just a dunk to wet my hair.

Thank you

Steaming, in the New Orleans- like Heat Wave

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear blackleggings,

In a shot glass, exactly. You are so smart.

Here are some links:

http://littleinspiration.com/2013/05/layered-oreo-nutella-popsicles.html
http://littleinspiration.com/2012/06/oreo-popsicles-recipe.html

Enjoy,

Smiley.

P.S. I love it when you drool. So seductive.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm stuck on this stupid level in candy crush and Sean won't help me get past it.

He is being mean. I would like you to put his H back on.

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I'm fast approaching 60,000 posts for my tenure on Lit. I feel it may be the right number with which to retire.

At that time, will you lock my username so that no one can re-register it?


Yours in estate-planning,

islandman

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

How in the world did people who registered after me get so many posts?

I've been on here for over 12 years and yet I've only got to 30000.

Puzzled and Pondering,
LTR

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

Have you noticed there are a number of posters occupying positions on both the extreme left and right? What if you chopped off each end of the spectrum with a very sharp machete. Then those left in the middle could concentrate on posting tits, doing limericks, and asking you silly questions.

Naively yours,

Adre

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

How in the world did people who registered after me get so many posts?

I've been on here for over 12 years and yet I've only got to 30000.

Puzzled and Pondering,
LTR

You're a slacker, McFly.

 

[lovetoread]

You're a slacker, McFly.

Dear SeanH,

I hope Laurel makes you keep your promise.

Love,
Me

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear gsgs,

I imagine a fair amount of etoh will enter both your vaginal and anal cavities, where it will be absorbed quickly via the mucus membranes into your bloodstream. I don't think either of those makes a completely occlusive seal, though they are generally rather snug in most people most of the time, so it should be a fairly slow process of getting from outside you to inside you, which means you should be fine unless you soak too long. Or become sexually aroused or move your bowels or whatever.

I've also heard that certain parts of the skin can absorb alcohol transdermally, though the details elude me. However, should you wish to make that happen easily, may I suggest adding DMSO to the recipe? It will happily carry all that stuff across any skin, and greatly enhance the experience. Within seconds you'll not only taste the mix despite not drinking it, but also be snozzled.

Yours in pharmageekology,

Perg

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

If I could, I'd banish them to the same place as whoever said, "The early bird gets the worm".

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata,

Yay to see you! And your cunting future kittens.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

<== me reading that, only my smile is even bigger & pervier

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear ltr,

I was actually considering changing his name to Shawn or Shaun or Shorn.

And they talk a lot.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Most certainly. Hoping this means a change in names, not a goodbye.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Adre,

I could chop off the ends, but what would I do with them?

Love,

Laurel

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel

It would only be fair to spell it Shean, and really make him happy.

Yours,

LTR/Chef

 

[butters]

dear laurel,

if sean seriously misbehaves you could change him to Thumper



full-of-great-ideas,

butters

 

[CaptainKirk]

Dear Laurel,

Just checking to make sure this 'Not never ending thread' isn't turning into one of those never ending threads.

Keep up the good work.

Kirk out.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Radiohead,

"Shean" is a good suggestion.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear butters,

"Thumper" is good also.

If you or anyone else thinks of any good suggestions, feel free to post them here.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear CaptainKirk,

I appreciate you taking the time to voice your concern that this not-never-ending thread not devolve into an actual never-ending thread. Please feel free to check back and voice your concern every so often, just to be safe.

Love,

Laurel

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Dear Perg,

Thank you, for the hint about DMSO. I will take the precaution, and prepare the drink mix, myself. Goodness knows, what might
result from the combination of roofies, DMSO and alcohol.

After reading your post, I have decided that filling my cavities beforehand, might be a good precaution to take.

Putting plugs in my ears, pinching my nostrils shut, squeezing my eyes shut, while immersing my head-

honoring Perg the Pharmageek,

g sloshed, g snozzled

PS- Did some exploring- Happened upon the subject of champagne baths.
No warnings were posted. Other articles said that there was nothing to
worry about.

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty mama,

Could you please make the other Loz post more?

Like, zap her with something or something? In a nice way, I mean.

Love,

Smiley.




Dear the other Loz (Lorilei),

You are awesome and I heart you.

Always,

Smiley.

 

[Lorilei]

Kitty mama,

Could you please make the other Loz post more?

Like, zap her with something or something? In a nice way, I mean.

Love,

Smiley.




Dear the other Loz (Lorilei),

You are awesome and I heart you.

Always,

Smiley.

Dear Smiley,

Awwww, I'm all blushy now!

 

[girlsmiley]

Loz,

I think you're the cat's pyjamas. For serious.

Smitten,

Smiley.

 

[Lorilei]

Loz,

I think you're the cat's pyjamas. For serious.

Smitten,

Smiley.