dear laurel

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear people who noticed my senility showing in that post,

What took you so long?

Love,

loveto-er, Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Just give my arthritic joints a moment to warm up and I'll answer that.

Love

Salvia's meals-on-wheels assistant

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

It took the board over 12 years to figure us out. We had a good run.

Love,
Me or you or whomever I am this week.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Salvia,

I want an assistant to bring me meals on wheels. If I have to go senile for that, I'm willing.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear LTR,

Damn. Who should we be next?

Love,

Laurel

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Laurel

Did you ger your chores done already? You're replies a more prompt than usual.

admiringly, GP.

 

[cjh]

Dear Laurel and LTR, or Laurel, or LTR, whoever,

Is it true that you are Cade, too?

Befuddledly,

CJH

 

[trysail]

This thread makes me think that I have somehow stumbled upon a previously unknown chapter of 84, Charing Cross Road.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear myself,

I heard Sean is all the Cades.

Love,
Me

 

[butters]

dear laurelakaltr,

happy to report that i DID get my kitchen cupboards emptied, cleaned, and refilled in a nice orderly manner today. it's quite liberating. yay. i feel . . . awesome.



chilled but still spreadable direct from the fridge,

butters

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

Felix is on the mend thanks.

< using this emote as no cat bladder available.

Yours pissing properly again

Fata & Felix

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel.

I really appreciate everything you've done here.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel and Petey with numbers,

Thank you oh so much! I shall try not to squander all my newly found wealth.

Sincerely yours,

the doubly rich good little witch.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Laurel and Manu

What smiley said.

'preciatingly, me.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Fata,

Otis (my mog) totally appreciates the sentiment in "pissing properly again". So do I (and all my furniture).

Yours smelling of roses
Salvia & Otis

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Salvia

Felix just asked me to high five Otis via yourself. The litter tray is a happy place once more.

On that note, I'm off to bed (and will possibly piss myself in fright) to watch The Reef on Film 4 with a bar of Fry's Chocolate Cream and a bottle of pear cider.

Yours, scared of sharks

Fata & Felix & Snowy (that little cunt wants in on the act now...)

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I think Fata is avoiding me, and it's making me cry.

How do I get her attention?

Yours in cheese queen longing,

Indie

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Dear Fata,

Keep the litter tray handy, then.
Oh, and Otis sends some bump fists right back.

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Glynndah,

This be Tame Impala. Very strange.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqPvpn3sY
I'm also not overly sure of the tameness.

Muppet

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

It is all over and I'm a bit tipsy. That is Thumpers fault. I'm also half nekkid.

Love,
LTR

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear LTR

Don't forget to wash your hands.

from experience, concerned couple.

 

[KyleW]

Dear everyone,

I hope you all get hit by a bus at the same time.

So please plan a big litogether and then dance in the street while you wait on an exceptionally fast bus.

And invite danny dyer. Because he needs to die as well.


Signed,

The ambassador of lit friendship and smores.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Kyle,

Hi there.

Love and kisses,

Perg

 

[KyleW]

Dear perg,

You're scared of me.

Signed,

Everest

 

[Sinny]

Dear LTR,

I took off my pants about an hour ago. You should join me.

Love,
Yours In Pantslessness

 

[KyleW]

Dear lovetoread,

I suspect your screen name is a lie.

Signed,

The Library

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Kyle,

Who is Danny Dyer?

Love,
Too Stubborn to Google