dear laurel

[bluemuse]

Dear Christmas,

Thank you for coming early.

 

[Peregrinator]

Fine, whatever, just come here and let's fuck already.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Islandwoman seems to have moved on rather quickly, the cunt.

Fancy that.


Yours in one of the seven stages of grief and loss,

islandman

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I don't want to be a moderator, but may I please correct their spelling?

Sincerely,

the good little witch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Ex Husband

You had your fucking chance, you slack cunt.

Maybe if I hadn't found you and Indie all greased up in horse liniment doing your Brokeback Ferrets routine I wouldn't have had to go back to Fata and we could have had a happy life together.

Stop living the lie.

Still moving on

The Ex

 

[islandman]

Dear ex,

I wouldn't take you back for all the cheese in the world.


Kind regards,

islandman


ps - your family likes me better

 

[beetlebum]

dear ex,

i still think of you, occasionally.

forever unfazed,
me

 

[Sean]

To whom it may concern,


while it is undoubtedly true that you're prettier than most cricketers, with the possible exception of Alistair Cook, I can't look at you while driving but I can listen to Jonathon Agnew and co describe a glorious cover drive and the prevalence of weird coloured pigeons on TMS.

Yours

Legover fan.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please invite the following to Lit. Sean fancies him.

https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/audio/video/2013/4/5/1365178149704/Alastair-Cook-013.jpg


Yours in a pair of shorts,

islandman

 

[cjh]

Dear Laurel,

Is it true that Sean is actually Cade?

Piquedly,

CJH

 

[Adre]

Dear Fata,

Thanks for bringing back your lips.

Best regards,

Lip lover

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

Is it true that Sean is actually Cade?

Piquedly,

CJH

I'm gonna bump my CJ is Morcheeba thread.

 

[kbate]

Dear sean,

no one cares,

cheebs is gone.

kb

 

[Sean]

Dear sean,

no one cares,

cheebs is gone.

kb

Yeah, but she lurks and vanity searches. And the thread to which I refer went 20 pages after one post by me.

Laurel must owe me money by now.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Please ban Thumper, I'm way prettier than anyone else.

Love,
LTR

 

[bluemuse]

Dear Overseas Shipping Rates,

You suck.

bluemuse

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I think this should be a GB sticky for a short time - just for kyle.

PS

I love your cat wisdom.


http://catwisdom101.com/

signed Debbie's ginger ninja - Toby

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Petey,

I'm going to the beach next week. Don't forget my hat.

Sunny in Virginia,
blackleggings

 

[beetlebum]

dear everyone i've ever wanted to sleep with but didn't,

http://laurajul.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cant-stop-drinking-about-you.jpg

call me?
beetlewhore

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Snob

I have long beautiful hair and not allowed to be a mod, and you have nice breasticles and cant be a mod

Deal with it.

Chef

 

[kotori]

Dear Phelia,

Where'd you go? Missing your humour.

k

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear kbate,

Your posts are like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.

Smiley.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Laurel

may I kill Kyle for starting this thread, you must be exhausted.

sincerely, a well wisher.

 

[DallasDonna]

Dear kbate,

Your posts are like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.

Smiley.

Dear Girl Smiley;

Sweet Avatar!

DD

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear DD,

I love it. Thank you very much.

Smiley.