Dear laurel and manu,

Just saw Lancecastor's name at the end of what's her face moniker's thread now, my bad.

Who woulda guessed?

He does not seem interested in joining a boy band.

Penny!? You're on! Go get Lance.
 
Okay, I'm upset. I feel like we're not talking about N'Sync Lance anymore *throws a penis plant*
 
Who woulda guessed?

He does not seem interested in joining a boy band.

Penny!? You're on! Go get Lance.

No shit, flip that Canuckian Penny for him, Penny.

BobFish sit back and work your gills...
 
Okay, I'm upset. I feel like we're not talking about N'Sync Lance anymore *throws a penis plant*

Hmmm.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

This Lance is very personable. Though he seems a bit Dolf-smitten at the moment.
 
Exactly! That's what we recruited you for.

And you have to admit, we did an admirable job of getting him onto the board.

Who he?


I feel used and confused :( *sits down and eats penisplant*

And this does not taste like penis. Yack
 
Before I log out, it's a hybrid penis that will soon take over the earth when many males die during horrific hair-tweezing and manscaping Wars.

Not to bum you out or anything, but it's what will be and that's why I got snippy at Penny for raising and throwng them around so casually.
 
Before I log out, it's a hybrid penis that will soon take over the earth when many males die during horrific hair-tweezing and manscaping Wars.

Not to bum you out or anything, but it's what will be and that's why I got snippy at Penny for raising and throwng them around so casually.

It's not supposed to taste like penis.

It's our future and supposed to taste like Yack.

My apologies. Had I would have never raised a hand. In the future, you should shape edibles in their flavor. You don't see banana shaped apples do you? DO YOU?

oops, I butt dialed you. Your welcome I guess.

What what in the butt? :D
 
Yup, I can see that conversation. "There's this guy, and he's got a fish for an avatar that's....and he has "BITCH" on his head. You should talk to him."

She's met and talked to a bunch of people from Lit. I tend to hand the phone over. "Say Hi!"

Next time you talk to her, tell her that I only send very tasteful cockshots. I often include a floral note (such a rose) in the shots, because chicks like that sort of shit.
 
Next time you talk to her, tell her that I only send very tasteful cockshots. I often include a floral note (such a rose) in the shots, because chicks like that sort of shit.

Oh, excellent. I'll make sure she bumps you to the top of the list. Not saying which list, mind.
 
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