Dear God...

[wildsweetone]

...thank you for giving me the braincells to know how to copy and paste.


now, if You could just figure a way of getting me to grow another right hand to replace this one, i'd appreciate it.

 

[Chicklet]

god here

what do you need a new right hand for?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Never mind my cheap male colleague, WSO. Here's a new right hand for you. I replaced the middle finger with a dick, I think it might come in handy when you're home alone or out driving your car.

Svenskaflicka
Goddess of Vice


...remember?

 

[MathGirl]

I replaced the middle finger with a dick, I think it might come in handy when you're home alone or out driving your car.

Dear Svenska,
Think of the problems, though, with picking one's nose and buying gloves.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

In the words of a furry little alien: "No problem!".

She's got the left hand for nose-picking, and she only needs one glove for that hand. I suspect that with the size and girth I made for the dick on the right hand, she won't take it out of her panties very often...

 

[wildsweetone]

Dear God/Chicklet,

my rsi is playing up, sorry it got the better of me yesterday.

wso


***
Dear Svenskaflicka,

you replaced the middle finger with a dick so i can play whilst driving? that'll save me trying to take the gear shift out. thanks for the appendage.

wso


***
Dear Mathgirl,

i don't pick my nose, so no worries about the dick getting in the way.

wso

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Actually, the hint about the driving was that when some other driver is critisizing your driving, you can REALLY tell them to "fuck off".

 

[openthighs_sarah]

God here (separate incarnation). Use your left hand. That's why I gave you two in the first place.

I thought the dick/middle-finger thing was a reference to masturbation, too. I guess I'm not omniscient after all. *universe goes poof*

 

[Guest]

God here (separate incarnation). Use your left hand. That's why I gave you two in the first place.

I thought the dick/middle-finger thing was a reference to masturbation, too. I guess I'm not omniscient after all. *universe goes poof*

______


*Sniff*








I smell smoke.

 

[wildsweetone]

smoke? oh don't worry Manxy, that's just the cigar...

 

[Guest]

smoke? oh don't worry Manxy, that's just the cigar...

_____

Doesn't smell Cuban...

 

[MathGirl]

Doesn't smell Cuban...

Does it smell like a Porto Rican, perhaps?
MG