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In light of the scary Ivan situation we have a few people you should meet:

First we have Mike Yates http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=622189 While we are pretty sure that this is a performance alt, he's still incredibly creepy and he might already be on your radar.

Second we have Eyer http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1209928 He claims to be off the radar but still posts on an online forum. He enjoys making up ridiculous stories about other posters based on "tips" from various Lit members who PM him.



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Wings said:
In light of the scary Ivan situation we have a few people you should meet:

First we have Mike Yates http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=622189 While we are pretty sure that this is a performance alt, he's still incredibly creepy and Hw might already be on your radar.

Second we have Eyer http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1209928 He claims to be off the radar but still posts on an online forum. He enjoys making up ridiculous stories about other posters based on "tips" from various Lit members who PM him.



Please feel free to add to this thread as you see fit.
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LOL eyer will be in here shortly to explain in GREAT lengthy detail how this is a socialist plot to ruin his good name because Obama.
 
I just wanted to report that Elvis was spotted in our Dollar General. That is all.
 
Now that I have you on the phone...how are the "investigations" Killy set you upon going?

Not that I would feel comfortable pointing you in the right direction...

...but do you happen to have an investigation open on illegal file-sharing on any of the valued posters here?

...Just curious...
 
Don't forget cueball.. Lits Suuuuuper Genius!

And smartest perpetually unemployed person Evah!


query said:
I have been a lot of people since about 2001. Mostly lurkers. I have always had a knack for having PMs returned, so that was plenty of interaction.

Around 2007, the lovely mother of my children encouraged me to be more visible. She in turn also got a handle. We posted together. Partly it was intended as a means to drive traffic to our blog about our (then) marital bliss. The concept was "he said" vs "she said" where we wrote about our various little romps separately and compared notes after. Literotica did not actually drive much traffic because other than as our homepage we did no promotion and rarely referenced it. We mostly enjoyed interacting. On occasion, my wife would bring some nubile to my attention, "Oh, this one is right up your alley..."

Subsequent events caused me to compartmentalize. I never connect this persona with that.

As a single man the last five years I have introduced probably half a dozen people from the flesh and blood world to Lit including a couple. 3-4 of those handles I set up and managed until their interest waned. Those are all dormant and I have no idea how to access them.

Queer~Vader was more an identified punching bag then an actual alt.

I have one alt that is fairly seasoned. It had to do with another project of mine. It makes appearances, but rarely. No one has ever suggested that alt is anyone but an individual, distinct persona. One person caught me in a slip once and knows of my association there.

I have one and only one that is clearly someone's alt. but no one has ever suggested even in jest that that alt is mine. Oddly, the same person caught this one in a slip, and is the only person that knows that one is me. Because of some administrative stuff I needed help with, perhaps Laurel could have surmised, but I would tend to doubt it.

Just before the time of Queer~Vader, I had decided to retire query. I started a new persona, and mentioned it at the time to one person on the day I was creating that one. Since then the person that knows of the two above has seen that one interact with the above two.

I have one that no one knows about. That particular one has a particular end game intended and if I ever put it to that use, eventually that will be apparent. So far is is entirely harmless.

All but one of my alts are not, in the least, combative. They tend to be unnoticed. I have walked them all through the GB on occasion. Only one would anyone recognize by name, I would bet. That one is provocative, but if revealed it would be clear that it is far less combative than you would expect.

I watch how I use them, and if I make an error, it is that I neglect to interact with them, usually. They rarely make an appearance together, but they have. Mostly they amount to a creative writing exercise.

And that is the sum total of my alts.
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Yeah.. That's the rant of the smartest person here. :rolleyes:
 
cowslinger64 said:
Don't forget cueball.. Lits Suuuuuper Genius!

And smartest perpetually unemployed person Evah!




Yeah.. That's the rant of the smartest person here. :rolleyes:
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What, precisely is the Federal statute giving oversight to whatever it is you are intimating I have done?
 
query said:
What, precisely is the Federal statute giving oversight to whatever it is you are intimating I have done?
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Query, that was genuinely the creepiest post I've seen you write, the one that Slinger quoted. If you don't understand why some people find you incredibly off balance after that then I'm going to go with you needing to see a doctor. People like Skiddles McGee make alts to be assholes. We all know it, we know that is who's posting after you and BertAnn but I can only surmise that your explanation of why you have alts is so asinine that it can only be psychosis.
 
The Feds already monitor Lit and regularly report most of the posters here to be "harmless."
 
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What, precisely is the Federal statute giving oversight to whatever it is you are intimating I have done?
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It's an insight into your mental instability. That, in itself is breaking no law. They usually put people on watch lists for such things, wouldn't ya say?
 
bronzeage said:
The Feds already monitor Lit and regularly report most of the posters here to be "harmless."
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It was my downgrade from an ax to a hatchet that got me off the Dahmer watch list. I think they're underestimating me though.
 
Well this is just great. I don't need the gubmint finding my dong pics. Thanks a pantload!
 
i can't think of any super creepers right now. the sha**** was on the other day, and i had to go update my iggy list. it had been cleansed. query is a fucking nut job, but i just see his alternate personalities talking people to death in the mental institution.
 
cowslinger64 said:
It's an insight into your mental instability. That, in itself is breaking no law. They usually put people on watch lists for such things, wouldn't ya say?
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No, actually, I would not say. People with mental issues are handled at the state level, and maintaining lists of such people is a direct violation of federal law. Privacy, you see. So you are safe.
 
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