Dear Diary.

Dear Diary,

Today while playing with the hammies I saw the corner of something buried below the bedding so I pulled it out. It was a teensy magazine, about an inch and a half across and two high. I caught my naughty lil faeries reading darn faerie gossip mags!!! So I took a picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/betticus/wine/tomboyfairy.jpg
As the official BDSMFGN (Forum Grammar Nazi) representative, I'm firing the cover designer and editor. Three mis-spellings and a capitalization error on the cover... not acceptable.
 
As the official BDSMFGN (Forum Grammar Nazi) representative, I'm firing the cover designer and editor. Three mis-spellings and a capitalization error on the cover... not acceptable.

faeries dont spel reel gud neways, theyr'e used to teh tehxting on teh fone.

i waz liek ZOMG lol :eek:
 
faeries dont spel reel gud neways, theyr'e used to teh tehxting on teh fone.

i waz liek ZOMG lol :eek:

so I'm wondering if this is something that you were able to type quickly or you had to think about it. I'm guessing you did it quickly. It didn't take long for me to decipher but I don't think I could create it very quickly.
 
so I'm wondering if this is something that you were able to type quickly or you had to think about it. I'm guessing you did it quickly. It didn't take long for me to decipher but I don't think I could create it very quickly.

Id have to think about fucking up the english language to type that
 
*runs in smacks Bett in the back of the head*

You ignored me :mad:

*runs out*
 
*runs in smacks Bett in the back of the head*

You ignored me :mad:

*runs out*

*falls down from smack on head*

*hits belly on coffee table on way down*

*curls up in pain from belly hurts* :(

*wishes some kind subbie would rub his belleh* :eek:
 
Dear Diary,

I broke down and had pizza for dinner last night after not having had wheat in my diet since the beginning of February. The effects were scary.

I swelled up like a balloon, my joints all are stiff and swollen. My body temperature shot up with a fever and my skin itches. I am having the difficulty breathing as my airways are constricted due to allergic reaction but that isn't the scary part. When I woke up earlier today I was deeply depressed to the point where I'd say I was crazy. My emotions were out of control and I was having suicidal thoughts, manic depression and mood swings from hell.

I'm over the worst of that but it lasted for quite a while.

Sooo, to answer the question permanently as to whether I have a gluten intolerance vs. a gluten allergy I would say that I have the more severe allergic reaction.
 
....The effects were scary.

I swelled up like a balloon, my joints all are stiff and swollen. My body temperature shot up with a fever and my skin itches. I am having the difficulty breathing as my airways are constricted due to allergic reaction
This is called anaphylaxis and it can quickly be fatal. If your airway constricts just a tad more (it's *not* a highway - just a little back road, ya know!), you can literally suffocate to death within minutes. Some people also have a reaction that causes them to pass out at the same time they start having trouble breathing, which offers them no opportunity to call 9-1-1 or for other help.

.... but that isn't the scary part. When I woke up earlier today I was deeply depressed to the point where I'd say I was crazy. My emotions were out of control and I was having suicidal thoughts, manic depression and mood swings from hell.

I'm over the worst of that but it lasted for quite a while.
Please be very careful about gluten. It's obvious that it's not for you any more.

Sooo, to answer the question permanently as to whether I have a gluten intolerance vs. a gluten allergy I would say that I have the more severe allergic reaction.
You're absolutely right. "Intolerance" is actually a mild allergic response - YOU don't have that. You have a severe allergy to gluten, and need to eliminate it entirely from your intake. Check with your doctor - it might also be a good idea to have some epi-pens available in various places around your home and other frequent surroundings just in case you accidentally ingest some gluten... and *always* have one with you if you're going to eat at someone else's home or away from your own home. Gluten appears in an astonishingly wide range of foodstuffs.
 
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