Dear Diary.

[pinupkitty]

Dear Diary,

Pinupkitty's avvie is also making me have impure thoughts. I think that she needs a spanking.

Oh, woe is me.

*bends over*

 

[pinupkitty]

Dear Diary,

Giving spankings hurts my hand, I only do it because the girls love it so much. Also, blowjobs hurt to receive and us men only go through that trauma because girls love to put those things in their mouths and do that tongue thing.

We go through so much just to make em happy.

Is that why you all groan so much??

 

[pinupkitty]

Cool!

Awesome photo..

 

[ultramarineblue]

Dear Diary,

I managed to get a few neat photos tonight of my friend Hosie dj'ing. I try to get promo shots whenever I can. I just worked on this one after getting home a little while ago. I like the dark, contrasty stuff and since I hate using flash I am pretty good at low light photography. Here's the one that I like best from the set, there are others that will look better but...

I like the red lighting and the composition.

 

[graceanne]

I like the red lighting and the composition.

What she said.

 

[Betticus]

Is that why you all groan so much??

Because it hurts.

 

[gypsy*seer]

What she said.

Also, the contrast is awsome!

 

[Betticus]

Dear Diary,

*preens* They like my picture.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Dear Diary,

*preens* They like my picture.

Dear Diary,

Bett is silly...

 

[ultramarineblue]

Dear Diary,

If Bett lets his hammies near pixie dust again, a rescue mission may be in order.... Gracie, Nymphy, y'all in? We can get the cocoa tree too...

 

[Betticus]

*checks chocolate cherry filled subbie traps around cocoa tree*

 

[gypsy*seer]

Dear Diary,

If Bett lets his hammies near pixie dust again, a rescue mission may be in order.... Gracie, Nymphy, y'all in? We can get the cocoa tree too...

I'm ALWAYS in when any cocoa-derived subject is involved!

*checks chocolate cherry filled subbie traps around cocoa tree*

*snatch*!

 

[Betticus]

*refills traps* *puts leg traps out too*

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

*refills traps* *puts leg traps out too*

*snatches chocolate and skirts the leg trap*

What were you gonna do with the subbie once you caught one hmm?

*snacks on the chocolate waiting for answer*

 

[kiten69]

Dear Diary,

Someone very naughty, I don't know who but someone from here let slip my tomboy weakness. The damn faeries have all cut their hair in lil pixie cuts and they all are wearing sporty outdoor outifts (dunno how they got the spiders to weave em) and they've been flitting about playing ball, play wrestling and wiggling their lil teensy bums at me all day. When I find out who did this no chocolate for a week!

Glad to see you've not changed.

 

[fiesty_wench]

Dear Diary,

I'm new here, and I've been trying to find someone where I live to get involved with. I posted an ad and everything, and it's been surprisingly difficult.

However, I'm not going to give up! I know there is someone out there for me. Oh, Diary, where could he be? <sigh>

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Dear Diary,

Give hugs to F_W up there, and tell her theres tons of fish in the sea, that her knight in shiny armor just got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions

 

[fiesty_wench]

Dear Diary,

Give hugs to F_W up there, and tell her theres tons of fish in the sea, that her knight in shiny armor just got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Thanks! You are undoubtedly correct. And, my address doesn't work in the GPS either.

Guess I just have to be patient....whatever that is....

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Thanks! You are undoubtedly correct. And, my address doesn't work in the GPS either.

Guess I just have to be patient....whatever that is....

Patience is a virtue I dont possess

 

[fiesty_wench]

Patience is a virtue I dont possess

Lol. I have a very small quantity of it and I've been using it a lot lately, so, not sure how much is left....

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

I have patience when I absolutely need it, and thats about it

 

[YourCaptor]

Dear Diary

Perfect score, 100% correct.

Now on to the next assignment.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Dear Diary

Perfect score, 100% correct.

Now on to the next assignment.

*hugs and grats for YC*

Perfect scores arent easy to get, be proud of yourself for a second more.

 

[ultramarineblue]

*checks chocolate cherry filled subbie traps around cocoa tree*

You really think that would actually work?

I'm ALWAYS in when any cocoa-derived subject is involved!

fantastic!!!!

*refills traps* *puts leg traps out too*

still not good enough

*snatches chocolate and skirts the leg trap*

What were you gonna do with the subbie once you caught one hmm?

*snacks on the chocolate waiting for answer*

nice one...... Yeah, I'm wondering what he plans on doing with the subbie too.

 

[Nymphomaniacal]

Well he doesnt like spanking them, he hates blow jobs, and he wants to capture a subbie.