Dear Diary.

[sexykattyxoxo]

dear diary,
i am horny as fuck,dont know who this craig guy is and thinks all this fairy talk is funny

 

[honeybites]

Dear Diary,

There are chocolate crumbs all over the threads I frequent and this makes me very sad because I'm sure I didn't get to eat any even though I was drunk all weekend and sometimes I don't know what happens when I'm drunk.

 

[honeybites]

Dear Diary,

I also had a beautiful dream about a gigantic tree in the middle of a huge golden wheat meadow except the wheat was made of chocolate and there was chocolate falling from the tree when the wind ruffled it and I had a huge basket that was three times the size of me and I was standing under the tree catching chocolate when suddenly a bunch of faeries swooped by and stole my basket and then the tree disappeared and I was very mad.

 

[Betticus]

Those faerie chocolate thieves would be gracie's trained ninja faeries.

 

[gypsy*seer]

*starts her own tribe of trained chocolate ninja faeries*

 

[honeybites]

Those faerie chocolate thieves would be gracie's trained ninja faeries.

Gracie!!!

Stop invading my chocolatey dreams!

 

[honeybites]

*starts her own tribe of trained chocolate ninja faeries*

Don't get any ideas now.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Don't get any ideas now.

C'mon! I'll share.......

 

[Betticus]

My faeries ate all of the chocolate down here and are now passed out all over the place. Lil lushes!

 

[gypsy*seer]

My faeries ate all of the chocolate down here and are now passed out all over the place. Lil lushes!

Ummmm....a good chocolate buzz! Got any raspberries?

 

[graceanne]

Dear Diary,

Betticus' senility is advancing. Now he's convinced that I'm sending my fairies to other people's dreams to steal their chocolate. As if! I don't need fairies to help me steal chocolate.

I'm very worried, though. His paranoia and delusions are getting worse and worse. Poor man.

I'll have to pray for him.

TTYL

 

[honeybites]

My faeries ate all of the chocolate down here and are now passed out all over the place. Lil lushes!

Dear Diary,

I don't like faeries.

 

[graceanne]

Dear Diary,

I don't like faeries.

*gasp*

IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO

 

[gypsy*seer]

Dear Diary,

I don't like faeries.

Dear Diary,

Faeries are my friends...such sneaky little buggers...

 

[honeybites]

*gasp*

IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO

I didn't say I don't believe in them! I just don't like when they steal my chocolate.

 

[graceanne]

I didn't say I don't believe in them! I just don't like when they steal my chocolate.

If saying you don't believe in them kills them, imagine what saying you don't like them does.

It makes them very nauseous. (holy cow, i spelled nauseous right!)

Poor lil' fairies.

 

[Betticus]

Poor lil faeries!

 

[honeybites]

If saying you don't believe in them kills them, imagine what saying you don't like them does.

It makes them very nauseous. (holy cow, i spelled nauseous right!)

Poor lil' fairies.

Okokok. *gives all the faeries each a piece of chocolate* I'm sorry I don't like being nauseous either.

 

[honeybites]

Dear Diary,

1000 posts!! What should my title be??

 

[graceanne]

Dear Diary,

1000 posts!! What should my title be??

Name whore?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Diary,

I don't like faeries.

*gasp*

IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO
IDOBELIEVEINFAIRESIDOIDO

Relax, Gracie. She didn't say she doesn't believe in them; she just said she doesn't like them (or at least doesn't like them stealing her dream chocolate).

ETA: Oh. I was a little behind times. Didn't notice a new page comin' up.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Diary,

1000 posts!! What should my title be??

Name whore?

Faeries' Nemesis?

 

[gypsy*seer]

Faeries' Nemesis?

'Chocolate Whore-der' ?

 

[Betticus]

All of my faeries got lil spankins this morning after they woke up from their chocolate induced drunkenness... Now they are all pouting.

 

[honeybites]

All of my faeries got lil spankins this morning after they woke up from their chocolate induced drunkenness... Now they are all pouting.

Why did you spank themm?? It's just chocolate...