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Dear Clowns

I saw an ad today for Clowns Without Borders, which I never knew existed? And it made me think of you :)
 
Dear Clowns...... Just thought I'd say Hi..... So umm HI
WUV,
The Funnest Gator Gurl on the boards and stuff
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear Smoke Em,


He has to sleep on his stomach now. That's never good. There is no coming back from scorched taint. Scorched taint is as bad as it gets. There's nothing to scoff at when scorched taint is involved. That's why I don't shave mine. I grow as much of a barrier down there as possible. My taint looks like a corsage.
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Dear Clowns,

Thanks for that. I laughed so hard I'm crying. I'm fairly certain "There is no coming back from scorched taint" is one of those lines I will remember at inappropriate times for the rest of my life.

Thanks for all the future giggles,

Collector of inappropriate quips
 
ViciousTease said:
Dear Clowns,

Thanks for that. I laughed so hard I'm crying. I'm fairly certain "There is no coming back from scorched taint" is one of those lines I will remember at inappropriate times for the rest of my life.

Thanks for all the future giggles,

Collector of inappropriate quips
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Dear collector,

You're one of the good eggs around here. Keep being your awesome self.

Signed,

Know em when I see em
 
Corbal said:
Asscheese. Ham is gross but Doritos are my fav. Cool ranch or cheese? Your answer will prolly end our relationship. 💇🏽
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Ham is gross??? Ham, turkey, or Bologna with smashed nacho cheese Doritos and mayo is the bomb. Cool ranch are ok by themselves, but on a sandwich on the original for me.
 
IhateClowns said:
Ham is gross??? Ham, turkey, or Bologna with smashed nacho cheese Doritos and mayo is the bomb. Cool ranch are ok by themselves, but on a sandwich on the original for me.
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Pigs are cute and you're Satan.

Fucking rookie. BBQ chips are the best for Sammy-smashing.
 
Corbal said:
Pigs are cute and you're Satan.

Fucking rookie. BBQ chips are the best for Sammy-smashing.
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Nope. Commie. Mayonnaise, not that Miracle Whip shit, some meat and mashed original Doritos and I'm in heaven. Once again bbq chips are nice on the side. You don't smash them between some Wonder Bread though.
 
IhateClowns said:
Nope. Commie. Mayonnaise, not that Miracle Whip shit, some meat and mashed original Doritos and I'm in heaven. Once again bbq chips are nice on the side. You don't smash them between some Wonder Bread though.
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Hitler. Fuck you and your mayonnaise.
 
Corbal said:
Hitler. Fuck you and your mayonnaise.
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Mayo is the bomb. So are pigs. Make me a bacon wrapped hot dog and I'll let you pee in my mouth. Granted I will not swallow it and spit it back in your face, but that's besides the point.
 
IhateClowns said:
Mayo is the bomb. So are pigs. Make me a bacon wrapped hot dog and I'll let you pee in my mouth. Granted I will not swallow it and spit it back in your face, but that's besides the point.
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No need to pee in your mouth.

I just pissed my pants. Fucking hilarious.
 
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