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*reads the bottle of bleach*
What? It says right here...Lemony scent.
Pledge gives me headaches.
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Hmmmm. Never seen an all white cigar burn before. Heard of this anus bleaching but never experienced it. My guess is if your asshole glows in the dark that can't be good.
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Dear Clowns,
How do we make the world happy? Or even just the women in the world?
Maybe by eliminating the men? Any ideas would be helpful.
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-Nev
How do we make the world happy? Or even just the women in the world?
Maybe by eliminating the men? Any ideas would be helpful.
Signed,
-Nev
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I'm not allowed, they lock people up for that sort of thing. Especially guys who look like me.
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I will get to these questions soon. Life has been pretty hectic.
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Dear Clowns,
I deleted this cause it was a debbie downer post. I'll come up with something upbeat next time.
- Treading Water
I deleted this cause it was a debbie downer post. I'll come up with something upbeat next time.
- Treading Water
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Dear Nev,
Making the world happy is not as easy as it seems. Eliminating men is a decent start but that would obviously leave just women and well I have seen Flavor or Love and women can be very vatty. They tend to get a bit trashy when there is no testosterone in the room. Mix in a bottle of Boones Farm and within the hour hair extensions are strewn all over the place.
My suggestion is eliminate all women minus a few select men. I would volunteer to stay but I am a one pump and dump kind of fellow so I would cause sadness instead. Luckily there are plenty of well hung studs here in the PG that claim they can satisfy any lady anytime. So maybe the way to make the world happy is to bring everyone onto the PG board. Everyone will be happy in no time.
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Dear Acme lover,
Be careful of being knotted by a wolf. The shots are very painful. I don't think you're pregnant as much as you watch too many Chick Fil A commmercials. Just go eat a burger.
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I wish you and your sweet family a beautiful and blessed Thanksgiving...
Thanks BC. Hope you are doing well.
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I am actively seeking employment during the holidays so it can't get too much more down right now. I hope you are doing better now.
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dear mr clowns, hope life sorts itself out asap for you
I love that saying. It should be my life's motto. Thanks B.
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Dear Mr. Comeback,
You come back for the same reason we all do. Because this place is a train wreck waiting to happen. Who wants to miss out on all of this??? This place makes our reality bullshit seem normal. It isn't the women here because we don't actually know who are actually women and who are women with actual penises.
Welcome back!!!
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How did that bleaching turn out? I almost called Heloise but she is a cunt. Her hints are bullshit.
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Dear IHC,
How did things go with the interview?
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Hopeful
How did things go with the interview?
Signed,
Hopeful
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Dear IHC,
How did things go with the interview?
Signed,
Hopeful
Dear Hopeful,
I will know tomorrow hopefully. It has been almost 2 months now and I am tired of Ellen and judge shows. I don't know how stay at home moms do it. I want to throw my kid through the window and he is less than 2 years old. He looks at me like I am an asshole. So hopefully I have this job tomorrow and I can feel better about myself.
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Job hungry
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Prayers for you, for what it is worth.
I am a housewife. I don't watch tv, not much anyways.
I also homeschool...talk about throwing a kid through a window...haha!
Just kidding. We are working on long division and I have to leave the room a couple of times and count, practice deep breathing.
However, she is an avid reader and is reading The Hobbit. So I am enjoying that with her.
I hope this works out for you, that it is a good thing for your family.
S.
