Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

Yes, so many women are known to say thinner is better.

So you are saying I have a chance.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I am not so many women.

There's only one myw.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am not so many women.

There's only one myw.

I will agree with that statement.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear clowns,

I am so jellus. Almost 2 pages with MYW??

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear clowns,

I am so jellus. Almost 2 pages with MYW??

I know right! I slept so well last night. She does look good in a ball cap. You will be happy to know she wears it forward.

 

[Wife of Bath]

You're right, I did roll my eyes.

 

[IhateClowns]

You're right, I did roll my eyes.

I felt them from here. Eye roller

 

[Wife of Bath]

Drama queen.

I was referring to you.

 

[IhateClowns]

Drama queen.

I was referring to you.

I was referring to myself. I typed that while looking into my mirror.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Of course, how silly of me.

 

[IhateClowns]

Of course, how silly of me.

You did call me a drama queen. I have to practice my art.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Want a root beer float? It's what's for dinner.

 

[IhateClowns]

Want a root beer float? It's what's for dinner.

That sounds pretty good. I am thinking of a Sunkist Orange float though.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I have orange soda. Haagen Dazs vanilla.

Delicious.

 

[IhateClowns]

I have orange soda. Haagen Dazs vanilla.

Delicious.

That will work. I mean Hagen Dazs is ok if you like that cheap shit.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Lol...you know me. Always going for the cheap shit.

 

[IhateClowns]

Lol...you know me. Always going for the cheap shit.

I am a Blue Bell kinda guy. I need me some hard working cow ice cream.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I do love blue bell, but you can't find it up here unfortunately.

 

[IhateClowns]

I do love blue bell, but you can't find it up here unfortunately.

No? Shall I pack some in some dry ice and ship it northbound?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Sure. Address it to MYW. It'll get here eventually.

 

[IhateClowns]

Sure. Address it to MYW. It'll get here eventually.

Wow just address your initials and it will sniff it's way home huh?

 

[Wife of Bath]

The postal service is amazing.

 

[IhateClowns]

The postal service is amazing.

Hmmmm What if it gets lost in the mail????? I don't want my blue bell going into anyone else's mouth.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Fair enough. Send it to MYW, the one with the horses. In the Midwest.

Then it will definitely make it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Fair enough. Send it to MYW, the one with the horses. In the Midwest.

Then it will definitely make it.

Can I shorten it to Equine Whore?