Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

*lightbulb*

You mean I should stop being polite and respectful?
Here I thought the ladies appreciated a bit of old-fashioned romance, charm and wit.
To think that all this time I've been mistaken and that I just have to behave like an animalistic fuck machine!
Correction, an animalistic fuck machine with the impression of having a dedicated, single-user programme function.
Well to hell then with good manners, intelligent conversation and subtle flirtation!
Thanks IHC, I'm off to buy me some extra ISP bandwidth, a HD webcam and a cock ring!

Grateful Litster

You are a smart man. I would wish you luck but you dont need it. I am sure you are walking like a NEw Orleans cop on horseback by now. I bought stock in Trojans as soon as I saw that new AV but we all know you dont wear condoms on Lit.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Clowns..........

Hope you did not get rid of uverse, guess who is getting the LHN.....

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns..........

Hope you did not get rid of uverse, guess who is getting the LHN.....

Dear Stranger,

I have it and I am ready for it

I am not looking forward to our offense though

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Stranger,

I have it and I am ready for it

I am not looking forward to our offense though

I think they will be ok, not great but ok....They have to beat TCU I am sick of hearing about the frogs, their fans are almost as bad as the aggies......

 

[IhateClowns]

I think they will be ok, not great but ok....They have to beat TCU I am sick of hearing about the frogs, their fans are almost as bad as the aggies......

They finally have something to cheer about really. They are in the big boy leagues now. I can't blame them I just hope we dont lose to them. I have already resigned to ou. I just hope we show up

 

[Pinktacokitty]

They finally have something to cheer about really. They are in the big boy leagues now. I can't blame them I just hope we dont lose to them. I have already resigned to ou. I just hope we show up

I am tired of leaving the Cotton Bowl early.....

 

[IhateClowns]

I am tired of leaving the Cotton Bowl early.....

No doubt..trying dealing with it for a year

 

[L8tnIt]

Dear ihateclowns,

Hope you feel better. Your loss will certainly be recognized. You speak with wisdom in a voice that reminds me of Tim Allen and Dennis Leary at the same time... We can't afford to lose that much Wisdom!

 

[availableslave2u]

dear clowns,
i don't wear underwear. just don't like it. i'm starting to think that i should wear it when i go to church. do you think God is offended that i'm going commando to church?
signed,
pants get stuck in my privates in the pew

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear ihateclowns,

Hope you feel better. Your loss will certainly be recognized. You speak with wisdom in a voice that reminds me of Tim Allen and Dennis Leary at the same time... We can't afford to lose that much Wisdom!

Dear too kind,

Thanks for the reference points. They are two of my favorite comedians. I would love to emulate myself after them. I am still trying to find myself when I am on stage. I am still very uncomfortable but I am learning as I go.

Thanks again

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Clowns, I see that you've put back your picture. Does that mean that you are at least feeling better and are on the mend?

 

[IhateClowns]

dear clowns,
i don't wear underwear. just don't like it. i'm starting to think that i should wear it when i go to church. do you think God is offended that i'm going commando to church?
signed,
pants get stuck in my privates in the pew

Dear Pew pooo,

I think underwear is for sinners. Have you ever seen underneath a nuns habit before? They don't wear underwear. As a matter of fact one of their vows to god is to never shave their private area again. This allows them to stay warm in the winter while being pure under their nunderwear.

I think you should burn all of your panties except for the ones you need when your vagina smells like a bloody penny. There is no masking that time of the month, so it is essential to wear underwear so there is no leakage going on. It is one thing to have a smelly pussy, it is another to have smelly calves and bloody socks.

Signed,

Going to hell without underwear.

 

[IhateClowns]

Clowns, I see that you've put back your picture. Does that mean that you are at least feeling better and are on the mend?

Dear Nymph,

I put the picture back up because i was tired of looking at myself being miserable. Trying this mind over matter thing. So far it works only when I am taking my Loritab.

I am feeling a bit better though, so maybe it is starting to work a little

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Dear Pew pooo,

I think underwear is for sinners. Have you ever seen underneath a nuns habit before? They don't wear underwear. As a matter of fact one of their vows to god is to never shave their private area again. This allows them to stay warm in the winter while being pure under their nunderwear.

I think you should burn all of your panties except for the ones you need when your vagina smells like a bloody penny. There is no masking that time of the month, so it is essential to wear underwear so there is no leakage going on. It is one thing to have a smelly pussy, it is another to have smelly calves and bloody socks.

Signed,

Going to hell without underwear.

Shakes head...lol Clowns, you sure are the unique you!

 

[IhateClowns]

Shakes head...lol Clowns, you sure are the unique you!

Dear Shake,

Are you shaking because someone turned on a strobe light or because you are disgusted? Id it is because of a strobe light someone needs to clear your airway and make sure you are not swallowing your tongue.

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Dear Shake,

Are you shaking because someone turned on a strobe light or because you are disgusted? Id it is because of a strobe light someone needs to clear your airway and make sure you are not swallowing your tongue.

Lol..now how would one proceed to do that, if that were the case? As it is, I'm just shaking head and laughing, thinking that it's good to see the good old yourself, who, even in pain, can still make the Nymph roll on the floor with laughter. I think the worst that can happen is that I would actually bite my tongue and then cry like a baby.

 

[IhateClowns]

Lol..now how would one proceed to do that, if that were the case? As it is, I'm just shaking head and laughing, thinking that it's good to see the good old yourself, who, even in pain, can still make the Nymph roll on the floor with laughter. I think the worst that can happen is that I would actually bite my tongue and then cry like a baby.

Dear biter,

Bite other people. Don't bite yourself. What is the fun in that????

 

[availableslave2u]

dear clowns,
i'm seriously not happy. got a good joke?
signed,
looking for a laugh

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear Pew pooo,

I think underwear is for sinners. Have you ever seen underneath a nuns habit before? They don't wear underwear. As a matter of fact one of their vows to god is to never shave their private area again. This allows them to stay warm in the winter while being pure under their nunderwear.

I think you should burn all of your panties except for the ones you need when your vagina smells like a bloody penny. There is no masking that time of the month, so it is essential to wear underwear so there is no leakage going on. It is one thing to have a smelly pussy, it is another to have smelly calves and bloody socks.

Signed,

Going to hell without underwear.

dear going to hell without underwear,
you deserve to after that reply. seriously. ick. ick. ick.
signed,
vomited in my mouth

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Dear biter,

Bite other people. Don't bite yourself. What is the fun in that????

True, but I certainly can't bite you since you are suffering enough already. Nymphy does like to bite though...and not her own tongue. I'll tell you about it when you feel better, don't want the clowns in more pain.

 

[IhateClowns]

dear clowns,
i'm seriously not happy. got a good joke?
signed,
looking for a laugh

Hmmmm I don't know any jokes. I am more of a story teller. My suggestion is to just go out and win the lottery. That will male you smile. If you can't win the lottery tonight, just pop in some C&C Music Factory. They will make you smile.

 

[IhateClowns]

dear going to hell without underwear,
you deserve to after that reply. seriously. ick. ick. ick.
signed,
vomited in my mouth

What do you mean???? I don't usually make women vomit until they see me.

 

[IhateClowns]

True, but I certainly can't bite you since you are suffering enough already. Nymphy does like to bite though...and not her own tongue. I'll tell you about it when you feel better, don't want the clowns in more pain.

True. Last thing I need is more pain. Then again I just took another Loritab so I cant feel a thing anyway.

I have never understood the whole biting thing. I don't get the joy in biting someone.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear clowns,

What do you do when all your dreams come true?

Myw

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear clowns,

What do you do when all your dreams come true?

Myw

Dear MYW,

Count your blessings and smile a lot. Be grateful and don't take it for granted, because it doesn't happen for everyone.

Good Luck and congrats