Dear Army...

[armyjim_2000]

Hey, if the Van Buren sisters can do it, well...so can I!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am now open for advice for star-crossed lovers, questions of heavy and light substance, depth, breadth, receipes, and whatever else is on your mind. As a former Human Services Counselor (better known as a bartender), I have heard things that would shock mere mortals, yet here I remain. Furthermore, this advice is surely worth exactly what you pay for it....NOTHING!

Is your man fooling around?
Is your mate lost in the wilderness, searching for the meaning of life?
Has your holiday season started without you?
Is there a proper beer to have with grilled cheese sandwiches?

These questions and more CAN be answered!


This forum is for entertainment purposes only. Not related to Ann Landers or Dear Abby in any way, due to the fact that I couldn't think of anything else to say.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Are you Jerry Springer????

 

[armyjim_2000]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

M'aam...

Jerry set his stuff up to play to the audience, whilst I only work with the written word! He's a fake, in my opinion; I don't even watch his show!

 

[armyjim_2000]

Since there seems to be no calls today, I shall take my leave for a while. But I WILL answer your questions as I check in, never fear...

Honestly folks...I want to help!

 

[1sexylady]

Is your man fooling around? ** Not your business...and which one...???**

Is your mate lost in the wilderness, searching for the meaning of life? **Not your business....and which one...?**

Has your holiday season started without you? **Not your business....and which one...?**

Is there a proper beer to have with grilled cheese sandwiches? **Don't drink beer and which one...?***

Ok I answered...

 

[armyjim_2000]

Thank you for your response....

However, it seems like there is no real question for me to answer...so.....

OOPS?

 

[armyjim_2000]

Fine...I'll do it myself....LOL

BUMP!