Dear Amelia,

[Marxist]

Since everyone wants to write Amelia letters, I thought I'd just make an entire thread devoted to the subject.

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

I wish you would sing more. Your voice is quite unusual and reminds me to change the pads on my brakes more often.

Signed with belly kisses,
Marxist

 

[Zmey]

Dear Amelia,

I wish you would sing more. Your voice is quite unusual and reminds me to change the pads on my brakes more often.

Signed with belly kisses,
Marxist

Car trouble?

 

[Marxist]

Car trouble?

Not often, but as of this moment, yes. I've got a leaky water pump.

On topic:

Dear Amelia,

I think you need a vacation. How does Atlanta sound? We've got a beach (my tub), mountains (my bed), and gourmet cooks (my mom makes a mean meatloaf).

Whatdya say?

Signed,
Atlanta Bureau of Tourism, Marxist Division

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

If you and I were making love in the coat closet at a salsa dance party would you take the opportunity to yell "Uno!" when you came the first time?

Signed,
Marxist Con Hard-on

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

You're emotionally stronger and smarter than people will ever give you credit for. Maybe that's your secret weapon...

Oh, and your perky boobies...

Signed,

Betrayer of Secrets & Upright Tits

 

[WaxNWane]

Dear Amelia,

You're emotionally stronger and smarter than people will ever give you credit for. Maybe that's your secret weapon...

Oh, and your perky boobies...

Signed,

Betrayer of Secrets & Upright Tits

Especially well said.

 

[amelia]

Dear Betrayer of Secrets & Upright Tits:

I'll get you my pretty..and your little dog too. But let's leave your perversion out of this.

Hugs and kisses,
Amelia, the wicked witch of west texas


thanks you sweet silly boy :kissy:

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

It's been 2 minutes since my last confection. I'm gonna eat another M&M in a minute.

Signed,
Ain't Gonna Repent

 

[seXieleXie]

dear amelia,
your fake sexy voice is sexier than most real sexy voices i've heard. i love your work on crank yankers. it was nice to talk to you.

yours,
lexicon

 

[amelia]

dear amelia,
your fake sexy voice is sexier than most real sexy voices i've heard. i love your work on crank yankers. it was nice to talk to you.

yours,
lexicon

Dear Lexicon:

*fake sexy voice* you're most welcome, baby. It just makes me so hot the way you giggle when I talk about my Mojo Jojo. mmmmmm */fake sexy voice*

(i'm really glad i got to talk to you too and i'm glad you like my work on crank yankers...something has to pay for college.)

Lustfully Lusting,
Amelia

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

It's been 2 minutes since my last confection. I'm gonna eat another M&M in a minute.

Signed,
Ain't Gonna Repent

Dear MJ:

Walk away from the candy. Put it down and think about all the little M&M's that had to die for that one bag of candy to be produced. Just say no to candy coated goodness...

With Muscles,
Amelia

PS: Here's an elvis AV if you want it. it's adorable.

 

[nasty1]

Dear Amelia,

Can't think of anything intelligent & witty, so, I'll just send you a few es

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

I'm working on the edits of your paper. How come I never had this kind of fun in college? I'm gonna ask for my money back.

Signed,

Dante's Bitch

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

I'm working on the edits of your paper. How come I never had this kind of fun in college? I'm gonna ask for my money back.

Signed,

Dante's Bitch

Dear Dante's Bitch:

things are more fun with you. anytime you want to help me edit a paper, you can!

with love,
Dante had the right idea!

 

[seXieleXie]

Dear Dante's Bitches,
I'm serious: go with the ice cream.


Butting In,
Lexicon

 

[Lasz]

Dear Amelia

I just want to make you happy. I just want you to be happy.

Laz

 

[amelia]

Dear Marx:

I had a blast working on my paper the other night. you're an awesome editor. Thanks again for all your help.

grateful to not be dead and in our version of hell,
Amelia "terrible bunny" shornee

i think this was the agreed upon payment, no?

 

[seXieleXie]

dear Amelia,
i wish i looked as good in a hat as you do.

envious in the east,
lex

 

[amelia]

dear Amelia,
i wish i looked as good in a hat as you do.

envious in the east,
lex

Dear Lexie:

i never thought i looked good in hats until i found that granny one that everyone makes fun of

keep up the search!

Amelia

 

[Marxist]

Dear Amelia,

How much phone sex can my friend get for $.20?

Signed,
Your Loyal Customer

 

[amelia]

Dear Amelia,

How much phone sex can my friend get for $.20?

Signed,
Your Loyal Customer

Dear Loyal Customer:

That always seems to do it for you.

Signed,
1-900-4Amelia

 

[Marxist]

Dear Loyal Customer:

That always seems to do it for you.

Signed,
1-900-4Amelia

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear Amelia,

Coach Don Nelson says that Dirk Nowitski will not be back in this series unless Dirk believes he is 100%.

Me.

 

[paganangel]

dear amelia,
.i'm jealous. (pathetically so)
.is that voice fake?
.what the hell is up with the crank yankers thing?

pa