Dear A_P...

ROTFLMAO

Cheeky monkey???

*giggles more*

Bubble butt????

Bwaahahahahahahaha

*walks off to the coffee pot, still chuckling*
 
RomanticLass73 said:
ROTFLMAO

Cheeky monkey???

*giggles more*

Bubble butt????

Bwaahahahahahahaha

*walks off to the coffee pot, still chuckling*

:eek:

Busted!
Now no one will ever take me seriously as a minister.... :cool:
 
RomanticLass73 said:
ROTFLMAO

Cheeky monkey???

*giggles more*

Bubble butt????

Bwaahahahahahahaha

*walks off to the coffee pot, still chuckling*
LOL..yup! so lucky for you you get to chooe whether you want to be cheeky butt or bubble monkey?

{{{{{{RL}}}}}}

morning!!! got your undies?
 
asian_princess said:
LOL..yup! so lucky for you you get to chooe whether you want to be cheeky butt or bubble monkey?

{{{{{{RL}}}}}}

morning!!! got your undies?

Hmmmm cheeky butt or bubble monkey. It's a tough choice.... LOL

{{{{{A_P}}}}}

Got 'em.... wanna see? ;)
 
Oh what fun insomnia is!!! At least I have more time to annoy you :catroar:

Cheeky monkey​

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.
 
6th February 2006

I want a pearl necklace. A real one. A string of beautiful opaque smoother than satin silky pink pearls.

Why? Because nothing turns me on more than the thought of sliding them deep into my pussy, one by one by one...and walking around all day with one end rubbing, sliding, slipping over my clit, until he comes come...bends me over the kitchen table and takes me deep, hard pounding in my ass..and just as I cum, he pulls the string of pearls slowly out of my dripping pussy and cums all over them...

He then clasps it around my neck...and forbids me to take it off until the next time we fuck.

I'm horny.

xo,
-AP
 
*picks up a moldy letter off the pile in front of the slot and reads*

Dear A_P

I feel so neglected....I was your first thread you started, I was supposed to be your star child...now I linger hear forgotten...I want my mommy!

signed "lost and forgotten"
 
mcopado said:
*picks up a moldy letter off the pile in front of the slot and reads*
lol wtf is this thread?? has someone been going around with my id making up bogus threads? :confused: :p :nana:
 
asian_princess said:
lol wtf is this thread?? has someone been going around with my id making up bogus threads? :confused: :p :nana:


*looks around the room, sees "cheeky Monkey" paraphanalia and entries that "suspiciously" match your lit bio entries.*

No, I'd have to say that this thread is yours, you negligent thread creator, you!

Bad cheeky monkey! :catroar:
 
mcopado said:
*looks around the room, sees "cheeky Monkey" paraphanalia and entries that "suspiciously" match your lit bio entries.*

No, I'd have to say that this thread is yours, you negligent thread creator, you!

Bad cheeky monkey! :catroar:
*whistles, looking innocent....and points*...hey look john wayne again! :p
 
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