Dear A_P...

[asian_princess]

***someone has way too much time on her hands***

Honey...you're home!!

Too much time on my hands...?
true, this is true...
only, i wouldnt have a clue what else to DO with my hands...

 

[asian_princess]

31st January 2006

--

3:30-ish (for the sake of this semi-fiction blog)


"k, deal, I won't cum until I've recorded my story and when you wake up you're gonna reward me by fucking my brain out. Bye baby...night, I'll talk to you when you wake up, *kiss*"


*phone hang up click*


He said, 9, right... No problem. I'll show him. harumph. who needs to cum?

===

3:56pm


9...so that's like, in 8-ish hours time. not that long to go. Not-a-worry in the world. Just go get a drink or something.

==

4:01pm


fuckin' hot coffee fuckin burning the fuckin inside of my fuckin mouth fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!

==

4:03pm


fwuck, thith the lat friginth timfe I'm dddwinking cothee!!

==

4:26pm


how long now?8 hours? eeeeeeezy peasy peachy pie.

mmm, *wanders off to kitchen to find pie**

==

5:01pm


hang on! did he mean 9 my time or his? arghhhhh!

===

5:10pm


checks back of clock to see if batteries are working. realise there is no "back of clock" when it's a laptop.

==

5:22pm

*drums fingers on laptop*


fuck, I'm so horny.

==

5:23

*still drumming...but faster now*


no, really, I'm so fucking horny.

==

5:25pm

*practically a one man percussion band on the fragile touchpad of the laptop*


no, really, I really really mean it, I'm niagra between the legs, heaving bosom, bullet hard nipples, pulsing pussy kinda horny.

==

5:35pm


god damn him and his "no cumming until you record a story" and my secret "I'll show him, I can NOT cum and NOT record a story" pledge.

hey, scrunching your legs like this, *crosses right leg over left and pulls both towards ass*?just allllllllllmost rubs my clit?

==

5:42pm (after 7mins of extreme leg crossing)


almost. ALMOST???


I DON'T WANT ALMOST I WANT A FUCKIN COCK IN MY FUCKING PUSSY

==

5:45pm


*rocking back and forth on the bed. chanting...*


"I will not cum, not recording a story, I will not cum, not recording a story, I will not cum, I will not cum"

==

5:53pm


ties hands to bedpost and tucks legs tight under sheet...

as god as my witness, I will not record a story just so I can cum!!! that'll teach him...aha! I'll never cum again in my life and then he'll be sorry!! I am NON-ORGASMING WOMAN!! no cum shall ever wrack through my body again!

==

6:03pm


AHHHHHH MY GOD, FUCK SHIT I'M CUMMING AHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT GOD FUCK SHIT FUCK.

==

6:04pm.


oops.

==


hehe but at least this time next week you guys will have a hot new story to listen to!! Just give a little thought to what I had to go through just for you, the sacrifice I had to make...

stay horny y'all!!

 

[mcopado]

31st January 2006

--

3:30-ish (for the sake of this semi-fiction blog)


"k, deal, I won't cum until I've recorded my story and when you wake up you're gonna reward me by fucking my brain out. Bye baby...night, I'll talk to you when you wake up, *kiss*"


*phone hang up click*

3:53 pm *Looks at watch* Damn, why did I have to re-read this instead of cleaning my bathroom?...Now who's horny...again...Shoulda done what she wanted, and rewarded her for her hot story a SECOND time when she woke up 90 minutes ago...But hadda be a god boy and clean my bedroom....

 

[mcopado]

*4:06pm*

*Cleaning Bathroom Sink, while singing*

"hmph, That's the sound of the man, working on the chain, gaayannng!"

So how much sleep does a 24 year old need? When I was that age I hardly ever slept....Not like now...

"Unh, that's the sound of the man..."

 

[mcopado]

4:20 pm *Scrubbing toilet*

Wonder how much a housekeeper costs to come in once a week, maybe twice a month? Maybe with a french accent and those little ruffly short skirts...

*Starts imagining A_P in maid's uniform, bent in front of toilet, skirt lifted and ruffly panty pulled aside while I stand behind her, my....*

Geez, come on baby wakey wakey...Australians don't need to sleep, don't you live in the "dreamtime" whatever the hell that means...

*Starts humming "come mr tally man tally me bananna...oh daylight come and me wanna go hooome!"

 

[mcopado]

4:40 pm *Mopping bathroom floor*

Gotta learn to aim better......

*Phone rings* Hi baby! How's your sleep?...What do you MEAN you have to go to thr radio station now??? So not fair......I'm horny....Uh okay...talk to you when you get back...Bye *Click*

*Goes back to mopping Starts singing* "Me so horneeeeyyyy Me so horneeeey"

 

[RomanticLass73]

6th January 2006


no.


...NO!!


i am NOT going to say it...i can resist.. I refuse to say...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Goddamn fuckity fuck!!)


just kidding...of course i wish you all a happy new year!! how else am i going to get good wishes back in return ??


so, ok...you know me...i love to dole out advice whether you want to hear it or not, right?

if you're going to take kinky photos of your legs encased in fishnets with your dark red toenails showing through to send to your boyfriend so he can get hard and jack off over them (basically the very reason for my existence)...fuckin do yourself a favor and wait for the fuckin nail polish to fuckin dry.

trust me...just TRUST me on this...or else don't blame me when the next morning you freak out while walking past the mirror naked (of course, this could just be me) and see a long red gash on our thigh and yell and scream and dissolve into a pile of hyterics wailing about how you're about to bleed to death...well, that is...if blood dried with a shiny lacquer and could only be removed with acetone.


*sigh*


the things you do just to prove to your lover what a kinky, nasty, dirty little tease you can be...


as if he couldnt tell that by the way i beg him to fuck me in the ass...


*breathe*


mmm,ok, well, this little note degenerated a little more than i had hoped...

i'm horny as all fuckin hell ...so what the hell am i doing here??


*goes off searching for my michael (poor guy, doesn't know what he's in for)...checking out my naked ass in the mirror as I walk by...somewhat hesitantly...*


have a great happy horny year now ya here? or else i'm coming after you


xo,

-AP

BOO!


Surprise!!!


Love this new little corner of the world... I'll be back to drink a cup of coffee and chat sometimes soon

 

[asian_princess]

oh!! RL!! hehe come by anytime...got something silly to say..here's where we will not only laugh wth you, but at you too ehe j/k
coffee's always hot here

 

[Raindear816]

Just dropping by to leave HUGS for you (((((((AP))))))))

 

[asian_princess]

awwwwwwwww!!! what a wonderful surprise!

{{{{{{{{{RD}}}}}}}}}}​

hope you're having a great day babe!!

 

[Raindear816]

Damn glad to see ya! Hope your day/night is a good one too

 

[mcopado]

Hey honey!!!

Looky here...

http://www.tbfh.com/images/cheekymonkey.gif

 

[asian_princess]

Hey honey!!!

Looky here...

http://www.tbfh.com/images/cheekymonkey.gif

awww someone drewded a picture of youuuuuuuuu

 

[asian_princess]

my turn!
http://mihomiso.dreamofchaos.com/aboutme/results/bubble.gif

 

[mcopado]

awww someone drewded a picture of youuuuuuuuu

No honey...I'm holding up a mirror to you!!!!

Here's a picture I tooked while you slept....Remember when I surprised you?

http://www.caudapavonis.com/reviews/cmc2001.jpg

 

[mcopado]

Looky here...Someone in Sydney started a transport company and named it after you....Mustabeen and old BF???

http://www.cheekymonkey.com.au/Copy%20of%20monk1.gif

 

[mcopado]

and was this the name of your old shoppe???

http://www.cheekymonkeybear.com/logo2a.jpg

 

[asian_princess]

hang on...

 

[mcopado]

Wow I didn't know you were so famous...You're all over the place....I thought you were just famous for your hot stories....but you're known all over....

http://www.nokia-faceplates-and-phone-covers.co.uk/assets/product_images/sdbsxnpuf6v9diayxvjtq.jpg

 

[mcopado]

I'm getting a little concerned....seems you are all over Sydney...What HAVE you been doing when you are supposed to be at confrence???

http://raspberryripple.com.au/store/images/chky%20mnky%20ssts%20red%20copy.jpg

 

[asian_princess]

http://www.franksicons.com/shared/20050724090843561033712.gif

 

[asian_princess]

http://www.seefred.com/sitepics/products/bubblebutt/bubblebutt.jpg
Bubble Butt bends over and brings his magic wand up and farts bubbles. Depending on who's invited to your party you can put him in the front room or the back room, but somebody's going to find it and a bunch of people are going to laugh..


Who's famous now?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mcopado]

Hehe!!!!

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7159.jpg

http://www.newportri.com/couponpg/coupons/cheekymonkey.gif

http://www.vul.bc.ca/v3/team/pictures/cheekymonkey.jpg

 

[mcopado]

http://www.brianlinneband.com/Graphics/Cheeky%20Monkey%20Ad-200.jpg

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/843383/2/istockphoto_843383_cheeky_monkey_character.jpg

http://www.babyexpress.com.au/shop/_files/products/lrg_1363.jpg

So do you get any residuals for all these products?

 

[mcopado]

http://www.woolworths.co.uk/product_images/12/06/61/12066126.jpg

http://i18.ebayimg.com/02/i/04/f0/5b/92_2.JPG