Dear A_P...

mcopado said:
Whatya studying???

in the 4 semester CISCO program at BCC
and some software claases online from U of Miami (GO CANES)

working toward Computer Science degree
 
Hey all...

I kinda like this time on Lit. It's quiet and sombre. You feel like you're alone in your little headspace...with the occasional nod to a fellow literotican as you both bump along, echoing on the empty threads :)

My new story went up today. Been so long since i originally posted it, feel kinda detached, considering how the idea festers inside of you for long and when it's done you feel like it's released from you. Anyways, it was weird to revisit.

Feeling...purple. LOL not quite blue just melancholy.

Timezones suck don't they?
 
Was just trolling through HT and came upon this link to a book...Thought I'd add it to here and to the phone sex thread...

Originally Posted by eudaemonia
Here's one to keep on your nightstand:

The Fine Art Of Erotic Talk:
How To Entice, Excite, And Enchant Your Lover With Words
by Bonnie Gabriel

Best $17 I spent in 1998.

I really dislike the words "fuck" "dick" and "cunt" and discovered therein quite a few new-to-me terms that were far more to my taste, not to mention a few phrases that I've modified to suit my own style.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/055337396X/103-7449401-9342233?v=glance&n=283155
 
asian_princess said:
hey there voir

a :kiss: hello and a :p to welcome you to my bedroom. find a space to chill out, it can get quite hectic in here.

lol your deep dark secret is that you have a thing for asian women..well then hurray for being an asian woman :D

as for my own deep dark secrets...i'm sure they're yet to experience them.
sex. huh. i know what u mean..so how much time and energy is enough :p

and butt plugs...i'm all ears babe ;)


There was a little confusion on my deep dark secret I guess. While I absolutely think that asian women are the sexiest in the world, that's public knowledge. Lit itself is actually my secret. Sex at home has been less...adventurous over time. I found myself surfing for erotica one day at work, came across Lit (no pun intended) and I've been hooked ever since. I could never tell anyone about my secret fantasy life here. My wife would flip, and I'd certainly catch hell for doing this at work.

So tell me, have you enjoyed butt plugs or anal play in the past or is this more of a fantasy of yours? I do love the feeling of it myself, and I love watching a woman cum a second time as I fondle and finger her ass just as she's cumming from my tongue. Would you rather I lick that delicious pussy of yours while you wear your butt plug for me or would you like me to finger that tight little ass?
 
Just got another interesting PM, with a question...Hmm it is a good one, never thought that women thought the same kinky way that men do...

Dear A_P,

Had a wierd thing happen the other night...Met this hot woman in the bar last night...Took her back to my place and we got it on hot and heavy...Clothes flew everywhere...Next morning after she left i noticed someting strange...My boxers had vanished...I looked all over my room, under the bed, everywhere...They were gone...WTF!!!!! Now I knew that guys were into that sort of stuff...You could even get worn panties from certain chicks from the back of porn mags, and even some of the foxes from Lit...And some of us even like to keep souveneirs...BUT ARE WOMEN INTO THE SAME FREAKIN' THING???

Thanks,

Commando in Columbia

Yeah, that is a good question...are women into this too?
 
Just thought I'd drop by for a quick "hiya babe" for my sweet little asian princess...
 
mcopado said:
Just got another interesting PM, with a question...Hmm it is a good one, never thought that women thought the same kinky way that men do...

Quote:
Dear A_P,

Had a wierd thing happen the other night...Met this hot woman in the bar last night...Took her back to my place and we got it on hot and heavy...Clothes flew everywhere...Next morning after she left i noticed someting strange...My boxers had vanished...I looked all over my room, under the bed, everywhere...They were gone...WTF!!!!! Now I knew that guys were into that sort of stuff...You could even get worn panties from certain chicks from the back of porn mags, and even some of the foxes from Lit...And some of us even like to keep souveneirs...BUT ARE WOMEN INTO THE SAME FREAKIN' THING???

Thanks,

Commando in Columbia


Yeah, that is a good question...are women into this too?


stock up on those boxers babe...we like souvenirs too ;) ;) ;) ;) so don't be wearin those tired old holey ones...ur grandma was lying its not in case of a car accident, she was just looking out for us kinky sisters who want a little reminder of such a hot fuck lol
 
asian_princess said:
stock up on those boxers babe...we like souvenirs too ;) ;) ;) ;) so don't be wearin those tired old holey ones...ur grandma was lying its not in case of a car accident, she was just looking out for us kinky sisters who want a little reminder of such a hot fuck lol

Hey hon, "Commando" just pmmed me a reply/question....
BTW don't be afraid of posting your own questions, she won't bite...I know, you know 'cause I'm a minister i have to keep your name confidential...

A_P,
But is the turn on the same??? I mean we guys like that whole soaked in pussy juice thing...Like the idea of the panties having touched the inner moist regions...We sometimes even want the pair you've worn all day, especially if you'd come in them a coupla three times in ;) ...But is it the same for you women? Can't really imagine you'd really get off on our jock scent???

C in C
 
A secondary question to the "myserty pm" follow-up might be:
Would you get turned on having a pair of boxers that a guy has masturbated into for you?
 
LOL commando, michael, and voir (hope u're having a good day :) )

commando...

Can't really imagine you'd really get off on our jock scent???

...don't need to imagine baby, it just is ;) ;) but yeah, i think it's more of having the actual article of clothing itself, than the smell being a turn on

and to address voir's question...i don't know about any other girls but me? the thought of it is just fuckin' hot.
 
and tell me, what would you do with them if I sent you a pair of my boxers with a big cum stain made just for you?
 
asian_princess said:
and to address voir's question...i don't know about any other girls but me? the thought of it is just fuckin' hot.

So are you saying I should.....?
My "care package" still hasn't gone out yet!
 
decisions decisions, me finks my poor littl asian_princess heart...and mailbox can only handle the one package this xmas season...
and i do love my baby's sexy green briefs LOL (overshare)
but hey, ladies, this is Lit, i'm not the only kinky sister out there (lol actually I'm one of the least!)...voir's boxers up for grabs...on one condition, u have to share what u would do with them ;)
 
asian_princess said:
decisions decisions, me finks my poor littl asian_princess heart...and mailbox can only handle the one package this xmas season...

Hehe - I'm sure your box can handle more than one package ;) Maybe not at one time, but...
 
*passingby to say hello and hope all is well with ya*

Just wondering where you hiding,never seen you for ages now :rolleyes:

BTW I got your emailed and thanks dear :rose: :kiss: Hoping you had a great christmas..somehow good at least..I know being away with your loved one on this holidays is sucks...but still hoping at least you had some fun :rolleyes: :kiss:
 
Just popping in to water the plants and feed the fishys while my sweet hostess puts on a confrence in Sydney...She tells me to tell you all to help yourself to whatever's in the fridge...and to leave any questions or advice you may have on that big dry erase board over there...She'll get to it next week.
 
Hey AP and mcopado...

happy new year!!

just wanted to tell you i just listened to obey.

princess! my god! the things your voice does to me... :devil: :devil:

your michael's a lucky man, wonder if he knows it...
 
oz_dude82 said:
Hey AP and mcopado...

happy new year!!


your michael's a lucky man, wonder if he knows it...

Same to you!
Oh I know it all right.... :D
I'm the luckiest Guy on the planet :heart:
 
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Hey...here are my bio entries for you weirdos who find my misadventures amusing, as requested, here for prosperity's sake. :p :p

6th November 2005


Couldn't sleep last night so I thought I'd work on some recording for fun,Turned out to be really fun . Those of you who know how I go about my recordings will know...i had no trouble sleeping after "restrained";-)


But anyway, to those of us summerbound, oooh it's gonna be a hot one...must find a way around wearin clothes, where's a goddamn nudist colony when you need one...."oi! yeah, you! you know one?... hey!...come back...im harmless...sorry, yeah, ok, i'll put some clothes, ...officer...


hehe


*kisses*

-AP
 
2nd December 2005


God, I'm sexually frustrated.


Here's the thing right, good sex? it doesnt satiate you...it just makes you crave more!!! Ask anyone who's had a bout of bad sex..they're not so eager to to jump back in..sadly, i've been on the receiving end of some goddamn mind blowing orgasms lately and now i want more...and he's at work.


Oh well..guess shall have to record a story instead then ;-)

Keep an ear out for it, babes...


Take care all, and especially those living in the snow infested lands...drive carefully.

And if you should see my michael out there on the roads....1.don't tailgate him, it shits him off, and 2.tell him to hurry home, i'm horny...


xoxoxo


PS.to the very helpful feedbacker who keeps wondering...i AM asian, and i have the 20kg bag of rice in my pantry to prove it.
 
5th December 2005


See up there ^^^ ? See? Do you see it?! no, you DON'T do you?!! AHA!


(No, i haven't had another attack of the crazies...that only happens in winter when I get hibernation fever from hiding under the covers too long to protect my nipples from freezing off...ramble END)


Right up there? where you see NOTHING?! is where a picture of my ass should be.


It's not an ass most would revere, nor, unless you had short sightedness problems, would even want to necessarily see but by god its my right to put it up there and up there it should be!!!


Now i don't now if it's some kind of conspiracy to hide the naked asses of the world but i will not be silenced, my ass knows it's rights!I shall not stray in my pursuit of justice...hey look, ice cream...


Anyways, webcamming is fun. True Fact.


And if you have the right lighting, you can watch your very own sexy man taking a slash from over 10 metres away.


My Michael has yet to experience such pleasure as i still can't get my cam to resemble anything other than "block of black space"...but hey at least you get to see a pic of my naked butt..hang on...NO YOU DON'T!!!!


Stay Horny Y'All...(i wouldn't want to feel like the only one ;-))


XO,

AP
 
10th December 2005


ok.


so.um.yeah...ok.


hangon! i'm getting to it!


so. 3somes. yeah. hmmmm.


goodie? baddie?


i know you listeners like the idea of them (god you guys are downright kinky!!!) but would you really go for one if your gfs wanted to? (lol you're all laughing at me at the ridiculousness of my question aren't you...cos i'm sitting here naked in the privacy of my bedroom and i can hear you all answer with a resounding YES!!! does she even need to ask..) ok, ok i'm a just-a wondering...research and all ya know ;-) )


alright, ok, uh-huh.


guess i'm just gonna have to find someone to practise my oral now aren't I? where's spare pussy when you need one? (hehe talk about the eternal question!)


oh, ok found one! *dives in* oh fuck, while my tongue's busy could someone break it to Michael that he needs to take a nap during the day sometime...it's gonna be a loooooooonnnnnng night.


stay horny all!


xo,

AP
 
25th December 2005.


Harumph.


Christmas.


For those of you who are surrounded by loved ones and spouses and children and friends...what the fuck are you doing here? LOL


Now, as for the lonely, the neglected, the socially inept and the clinically insane...a great big hello to you all.


Hands up those far from the one person you really wanna be with today.


Join the Goddamn, fuckin, Merry old Christmas club.


Sucks, hey. (and not in the good way! LOL my michael would be disappointed in me if i didn't make my ritual oral joke :p)


Logging onto Lit today i received a PM from a Lit friend whom is also dreeading spending the day, lonely, far from his lover...


so in honour of him, and me and my own sexy man, i say this to all the single number out there..


fuck this. go out and make your own fuckin' tradition for today.


go get drunk at the pub, go see a movie, go for a walk through your old high school, jack off for 24 hours straight, go to the beach with your fav coffee an ipod, eat cereal and indian takeout, watch Fight Club, find out if you CAN jack off for 24 hours straight..

whatever!!! it's gonna suck as a day anyway...just find a way to get through it.


and tomorrow is another day.


And now, while my body is still recovering from the goddamn earth shattering mindblowing orgasm my michael gave me this morning, let me leave you with this.


sex. fuck it's fuckity fuckin great.


more. more. more...


Stay Horny y'all!


xo,

-AP
 
6th January 2006


no.


...NO!!


i am NOT going to say it...i can resist.. I refuse to say...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Goddamn fuckity fuck!!)


:) just kidding...of course i wish you all a happy new year!! how else am i going to get good wishes back in return :p ??


so, ok...you know me...i love to dole out advice whether you want to hear it or not, right?

if you're going to take kinky photos of your legs encased in fishnets with your dark red toenails showing through to send to your boyfriend so he can get hard and jack off over them (basically the very reason for my existence)...fuckin do yourself a favor and wait for the fuckin nail polish to fuckin dry.

trust me...just TRUST me on this...or else don't blame me when the next morning you freak out while walking past the mirror naked (of course, this could just be me) and see a long red gash on our thigh and yell and scream and dissolve into a pile of hyterics wailing about how you're about to bleed to death...well, that is...if blood dried with a shiny lacquer and could only be removed with acetone.


*sigh*


the things you do just to prove to your lover what a kinky, nasty, dirty little tease you can be...


as if he couldnt tell that by the way i beg him to fuck me in the ass...


*breathe*


mmm,ok, well, this little note degenerated a little more than i had hoped...

i'm horny as all fuckin hell ...so what the hell am i doing here??


*goes off searching for my michael (poor guy, doesn't know what he's in for)...checking out my naked ass in the mirror as I walk by...somewhat hesitantly...*


have a great happy horny year now ya here? or else i'm coming after you


xo,

-AP
 
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