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[Merman1984]

Touch Taste Smell

Touch Taste Smell

see hear, how can you tell
is it real or fake
use you touch taste smell
and make no mistake
these are unreal times

 

[Merman1984]

Beware the Eye

Beware the Eye

five fingers, five senses
five levels of lies
take that ring off your finger
before the dark lord finds you

 

[Merman1984]

I'm Feeling Lucky

I'm Feeling Lucky

it's a full moon
and I'm feeling lucky

she whispered to me
I'm feeling lucky
now I'm feeling lucky

Om guru Om guru Om guru Om
I'm feeling lucky take us home
Om guru Om guru Om guru Om
I'm feeling lucky wake us home

 

[Merman1984]

Form and Content

Form and Content

no angry god
no jealous god
no chosen-tribe god
no deal-making god
no god-is-on-our-side god
no god-for-sale god
no god of suffering
no god of pain
no god of sacrifice
no god of illusion
no god of content
in this world of form

 

[Merman1984]

Debt Slaves of Amerika

Debt Slaves of Amerika

the debt slaves of amerika
built the pyramids of wall st
but they're crumblin' down
yeah, crumblin' down

a little doggie
dragged back the curtain
the great Shock and OZ
ain't lookin' so great

 

[Merman1984]

Looting

Looting

Does looting come before or after a collapse?
There has been an awful lot of looting lately.

 

[Merman1984]

Taking Sides

Taking Sides

once you take sides
you become blinded by form
leave your party
'cuz your party left you
a long time ago

 

[Merman1984]

Plastic Monkey Scream

Plastic Monkey Scream

Zeno had a nice cool drink. It came with a wedge of lime clipped to the edge of the glass by a tiny green plastic monkey with a curled tail. It was a such a cute piece that Zeno hated to throw it away, so instead he pocketed it. Later that day at the Amtrak station, while waiting on a friend from Portland, the Paris of the Northwest, Zeno saw a little boy, maybe 4 years old, and thought it would be nice to give this little boy the monkey. When the boy realized that the friendly stranger was offering him an exquisite treasure he screamed uncontrollably with delight. All eyes in the station turned towards Zeno...

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT LITTLE BOY!!!

 

[Merman1984]

Karma or Chaos

Karma or Chaos

Karma or chaos
law or lawlessness
you get to choose
is it all some accident
or the sum of all
your thoughts, words, and actions

 

[Merman1984]

How to Choose a Guitar

How to Choose a Guitar

so many beautiful guitars
hollow bodies and solid bodies
wide necks and slender necks
humbuckers and single coils
single and double cutaways
Oh la la, how DO you choose?
looks ARE important
but looks aren't everything
you gotta play her a while
get her warmed up
get the juices flowing
play both ends
bridge to nut
twiddle those knobs
get into the feel
then crank it up to eleven
play those old songs in a new way
that's how you really know

 

[Merman1984]

Secrets and Mysteries of History

Secrets and Mysteries of History

12,500 years of History, Herstory too.
12,500 years of pyramid building.
Building pyramids is how Civilization got it's start.
And we're still building pyramids.
12,500 years, and now burgers and cokes.
Is that all there is?
Say it ain't so!
(it's up to you)

 

[Merman1984]

Tantric Goddess Religions

Zeno's second chakra was all screwed up. He had been in therapy and had some good ideas on why. But, in the end, knowing why never helps that much. In order to heal himself Zeno started his own tantric religion. For tax purposes, if nothing else. He was its only follower. Anyway, one day during worship at the WetWildWeb temple, Goddess Goodass came to Zeno and silently told him "I will guide you home, follow my Beauty". That was the day everything became beautiful. Everything. Every inch of skin... Now the real question is... is a Religion Of One Person (ROOP) legally recognized? How about for Tax Purposes (TP), aka a ROOP-TP?

 

[Merman1984]

The Tablet on High

It was unusually nice for a Spring day in Ecotopia, so Zeno grabbed just 3 layers of clothes and went for a hike up Mt. Pisgah. At the top he heard a Voice. He looked around but didn't see anyone. Then he saw it: a shiny new touchscreen tablet that hadn't been there the moment before. He picked it up and switched it on. Nothing Happened. Later that night Zeno went home and tried new batteries in it. The screen lit up:

God's 10 Apologies

The text made it clear that the tablet's owner, God, was currently following a 12-step program and wanted to make amends to Mankind. Gods, after all, have to grow up sometime too. God had grown weary of being an Angry and Jealous God and tearing things apart. From now on God was going to be a Loving God, and bring everyone and everything back together again. To start the process God changed a few cosmological constants and set the Big Bang in reverse. Everyone and Everything was as far apart as they were ever going to get, and from henceforth would only get closer and closer together. Time and Space would slowly and inexorably shrink back towards that singular point - Oneness. But that was going to take 14 billion years, and God couldn't wait. So he devised a plan to wake up Mankind first: and that was because Earth was God's most favorite planet (God still has some growing up to do).

 

[Merman1984]

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