DCL: Write In Candidate

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Even though I'm not nominated because of some stupid rule about having not written any erotic stories in 2001 that were printed in a Literotica book instead of posted on the web site I still think you should all vote for me because a vote for me is a vote not for tigerjen.

This is my platform, and I'm giving away better cookies.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[sunstruck]

What kind of cookies?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm doing the same thing.

You hollywood folks

1 typewriter... 200 Xerox machines.

 

[Sillyman]

I expected better politics from you DCL. Now where is the beer?

 

[Problem Child]

Even though I'm not nominated because of some stupid rule about having not written any erotic stories in 2001 that were printed in a Literotica book instead of posted on the web site I still think you should all vote for me because a vote for me is a vote not for tigerjen.

This is my platform, and I'm giving away better cookies.

Whatever, Tigerjen. Finish your blue drink.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

I'm also bucking for "Best Use of the Word 'Bucking'".

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: DCL: Write In Candidate

Whatever, Tigerjen. Finish your blue drink.

Blue Hawiians? Beer? So now there's cookies AND booze! This is how Bush won isn't it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Also, I would appreciate your votes for "Most Threads Started by Dixon Carter Lee". I figure I'm a shoo-in for that.

 

[sunstruck]

Also, I would appreciate your votes for "Most Threads Started by Dixon Carter Lee". I figure I'm a shoo-in for that.

Way to play the odds. You must be a hoot in Vegas.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey, I won 200 bucks at the "Guess Your Favorite Color" table at the Sands.

 

[sunstruck]

Hey, I won 200 bucks at the "Guess Your Favorite Color" table at the Sands.

Shut Up! I had to trade in my plane ticket to get my money back on that one!

Should've stuck to poker.

 

[Rubyfruit]

LOL

I'm also bucking for "Best Use of the Word 'Bucking'".

I'll give you that.

Where's my cookie?

 

[someplace]

I'm not picky

I like white chocolate macadamian nut OR chewy pecan.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Cookies will be given out at my victory party in PC's basement rec room. Bring Your Own Milk.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I already voted for Dilly. However, I have a few dead relations that I could get the social security numbers from, register to vote, and give you a write in. Like they say in Tamany, "Vote early and vote often."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Excellent. Tell them I'll get them an off ramp from the Information Superhighway.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Bring Your Own Milk.

What a cheapskate. I'm going to go see what Tigerjen's camp is giving up.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm almost convinced. Could you just share your thoughts on the issue of lawn care and anal sex?

 

[sunstruck]

I'm almost convinced. Could you just share your thoughts on the issue of lawn care and anal sex?

That's ONE issue? I'll need to talk to my house boy about that.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I thought you were interviewing me for that job.

 

[sunstruck]

I thought you were interviewing me for that job.

I was until you refused the naked portion of the interview. I have to have standards.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm almost convinced. Could you just share your thoughts on the issue of lawn care and anal sex?

I think more care should be placed in labeling the tools.

 

[binkley]

Even though I'm not nominated because of some stupid rule about having not written any erotic stories in 2001 that were printed in a Literotica book instead of posted on the web site I still think you should all vote for me because a vote for me is a vote not for tigerjen.

This is my platform, and I'm giving away better cookies.

Hear, hear! Three cheers for DCL!

It beats writing in p_p_man.

 

[sunstruck]

I think more care should be placed in labeling the tools.

Ouch!