Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bearlee]

I wish I were here during the hay days, Rania said it was the biggest hoot. I'm sorry you are wishing everyone a fond goodbye..........

I added a thread so it's going to take me about 900 days

 

[richardao]

Soooo....your leaving in about 900 days--cool

Hi Lee Hi Dawn,

Just stopping by to say hi and glad when you: "say we are leaving it means: slowly leaving, maybe..."

We will always have your stories, the stories by Dawn---just love your voice: Dawn you are an Angel and a sweetheart.

Take care and take forever to leave.
You guys are the best.

Sincerely,
Richard

 

[DimplesCharlie]

Hey Lee & Dawn :

Just discovered your thread and I was taken by Dawns natural beauty. In addition to a great body, she has beautiful eyes and an infectious smile.

Why are you leaving and do you plan to come back or ????? Will have to read the stories too.

~Chuck~

 

[bearlee]

Hey Lee & Dawn :

Just discovered your thread and I was taken by Dawns natural beauty. In addition to a great body, she has beautiful eyes and an infectious smile.

Why are you leaving and do you plan to come back or ????? Will have to read the stories too.

~Chuck~

I don't know-some guy nameed George threw us off Lit. We're not allowed to post any more of Dawn's audio stories, I'm not allowed to write stories, new pics of Dawn are forbidden even though we're going to the Easyriders Bike Rodeo at the end of the month where nudity and open sex abound and well, I'm just allowed to go around to my subscribed and say good-bye for some reason. Glad you enjoyed though. Otherwise George will get really pissed. In fact this post is probably really pissing him off right now.



I'M PUTTING PICS OF THE BIKE RODEO ON HERE ANYWAY RIGHT AROUND THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER

 

[george55]

I don't know-some guy nameed George threw us off Lit. We're not allowed to post any more of Dawn's audio stories, I'm not allowed to write stories, new pics of Dawn are forbidden even though we're going to the Easyriders Bike Rodeo at the end of the month where nudity and open sex abound and well, I'm just allowed to go around to my subscribed and say good-bye for some reason. Glad you enjoyed though. Otherwise George will get really pissed. In fact this post is probably really pissing him off right now.



I'M PUTTING PICS OF THE BIKE RODEO ON HERE ANYWAY RIGHT AROUND THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER

 

[bearlee]

Oh, it';s George

VOTE TOMORROW!!!!!!​

Sometime tomorrow afternoon our friend(bottom right on pic attached), Shawn, will be in a Virtual Wet-T contest. This will be her third time and she won it the last tiem she was in it but that about 3 or 4 years ago. She's going to give it a try. I already know the pic she chose and it's different. I'm going to post it tomorrow along with the link and I hope folks will consider voting for her.

http://www.qfm96.com/Article.asp?id=446844&spid=

 

[bearlee]

Just Stuff All From Flashmor I Think

1. Mark your calendar!!!
Two moons on August 27, 2007

The whole world is waiting for August 27.

Planet Mars will be the brightest light in the night sky
starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon to the naked
eye. This will culminate on August 27 when Mars comes
within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky
on August 27 at 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has
2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in
2287.

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY
will ever see it again.

2.

The 'Rules of the South' ARE as follows!!!


01.) Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

02.) Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.

03.) Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."

I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how

slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus.

Drive it or get out of the way.

04.) They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They

smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it?

I-10 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south.

Pick one.

05.) So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $825,000 cotton-pickers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

06.) So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try your best to comprehend the concept.


07.) If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

08.) OH YEAH, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

09) The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to ALL women, regardless of age or beauty.

11.) No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12.) When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and plenty of ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care

what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13.) You bring "coke" into my house, it better be BROWN, WET and SERVED OVER ICE You bring "MARY JANE" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck,

and have long PRETTY hair.

14.) College and High School Football is as important HERE as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15.) Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

16.) Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities , and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, andthey still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.

17.) We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.


18.) Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, it's just a lotta NOISE. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

 

[DiJiT]

Oh, it';s George

VOTE TOMORROW!!!!!!​

Sometime tomorrow afternoon our friend(bottom right on pic attached), Shawn, will be in a Virtual Wet-T contest. This will be her third time and she won it the last tiem she was in it but that about 3 or 4 years ago. She's going to give it a try. I already know the pic she chose and it's different. I'm going to post it tomorrow along with the link and I hope folks will consider voting for her.

http://www.qfm96.com/Article.asp?id=446844&spid=

hmm...."Article Not Found"

Better try again Big Guy

Love the pick of Shawn though

 

[bearlee]

hmm...."Article Not Found"

Better try again Big Guy

Love the pick of Shawn though

I don't know-I clicked it and it came up.

VOTING ON VIRTUAL WET T CONTEST FOR SHAWN​

The pic attached is the one she and there are only 16 entries this year but the voting is a pain in the ass. You have to sign up for the rock rewards program, which isn't a big deal, then log in and click get points and go to events and then vote. Kind of a pain in the ass but if anybody is williing, the link is below. I had to call the radio station to figure it out If nothing else, check out the ladies.

http://www.qfm96.com/article.asp?id=454508

 

[DiJiT]

I don't know-I clicked it and it came up.

VOTING ON VIRTUAL WET T CONTEST FOR SHAWN​

The pic attached is the one she and there are only 16 entries this year but the voting is a pain in the ass. You have to sign up for the rock rewards program, which isn't a big deal, then log in and click get points and go to events and then vote. Kind of a pain in the ass but if anybody is williing, the link is below. I had to call the radio station to figure it out If nothing else, check out the ladies.

http://www.qfm96.com/article.asp?id=454508

ok, now it came up.

 

[Lust2Learn]

A write in vote

Oh, it';s George

VOTE TOMORROW!!!!!!​

Sometime tomorrow afternoon our friend(bottom right on pic attached), Shawn, will be in a Virtual Wet-T contest. This will be her third time and she won it the last tiem she was in it but that about 3 or 4 years ago. She's going to give it a try. I already know the pic she chose and it's different. I'm going to post it tomorrow along with the link and I hope folks will consider voting for her.

http://www.qfm96.com/Article.asp?id=446844&spid=

Shawn is very pretty but can I do a write in for Dawn. Gee I miss seeing her sexy self on these pages.

I think George should FO. Will you and Dawn be posting elsewhere. Many like me will follow you. I so much miss seeing her.


Kisses

L2L

 

[george55]

Shawn is very pretty but can I do a write in for Dawn. Gee I miss seeing her sexy self on these pages.

I think George should FO. Will you and Dawn be posting elsewhere. Many like me will follow you. I so much miss seeing her.


Kisses

L2L

fuck on/fuck off...............sorry couldn't help myself; but if you'll read back, bear is just using me as scapegoat......

 

[Galene]

Hey-did you get that voice file I sent you and if so, we're able to open it and listen to my melodious voice

I got it but couldn't open it. "Unknown File Type" or something

 

[bearlee]

fuck on/fuck off...............sorry couldn't help myself; but if you'll read back, bear is just using me as scapegoat......

 

[bearlee]

Shawn is very pretty but can I do a write in for Dawn. Gee I miss seeing her sexy self on these pages.

I think George should FO. Will you and Dawn be posting elsewhere. Many like me will follow you. I so much miss seeing her.


Kisses

L2L

Yeah, he's a nasty old fuck for sure Despite him we will add some pics. Cut George some slack though, he's homeless and one of those computers like the old phonographs with the crank and all. Life's a bitch

 

[bearlee]

I got it but couldn't open it. "Unknown File Type" or something

Gee-thanks for responding after about three months. Actualy, I think I can do it a a wav now. I should try it again tonight and you can let me know by the end of the year.

You could open it if you invest in an Olympus DSS dictation thingy for a few hundred bucks. Yoiu really only need to the receiver part to listen so it would probably be cheaper than that.

Won't do it tonight though. It's our two year anniversary. Not doing much but I guess Dawn wants to go to West Virginia this weekend which probably means slut stuff or something but I'll go just to humor her. She did bring two roses by the office today that look like the one in the attached pic. I've got a hot secretary so I was thinking of giving her one tomorrow to show my appreciation

 

[Galene]

Gee-thanks for responding after about three months. Actualy, I think I can do it a a wav now. I should try it again tonight and you can let me know by the end of the year.

You could open it if you invest in an Olympus DSS dictation thingy for a few hundred bucks. Yoiu really only need to the receiver part to listen so it would probably be cheaper than that.

Won't do it tonight though. It's our two year anniversary. Not doing much but I guess Dawn wants to go to West Virginia this weekend which probably means slut stuff or something but I'll go just to humor her. She did bring two roses by the office today that look like the one in the attached pic. I've got a hot secretary so I was thinking of giving her one tomorrow to show my appreciation

Simpler and cheaper would be that you do a tape recording and snail-mail the tape to me?
And if your secretary is running a fever give her some aspirin and the day off

Hiya Dawn

 

[Mign]

I don't know-I clicked it and it came up.

VOTING ON VIRTUAL WET T CONTEST FOR SHAWN​

The pic attached is the one she and there are only 16 entries this year but the voting is a pain in the ass. You have to sign up for the rock rewards program, which isn't a big deal, then log in and click get points and go to events and then vote. Kind of a pain in the ass but if anybody is williing, the link is below. I had to call the radio station to figure it out If nothing else, check out the ladies.

http://www.qfm96.com/article.asp?id=454508

DAMN Love the pic of Sean

 

[Mign]

Gee-thanks for responding after about three months. Actualy, I think I can do it a a wav now. I should try it again tonight and you can let me know by the end of the year.

You could open it if you invest in an Olympus DSS dictation thingy for a few hundred bucks. Yoiu really only need to the receiver part to listen so it would probably be cheaper than that.

Won't do it tonight though. It's our two year anniversary. Not doing much but I guess Dawn wants to go to West Virginia this weekend which probably means slut stuff or something but I'll go just to humor her. She did bring two roses by the office today that look like the one in the attached pic. I've got a hot secretary so I was thinking of giving her one tomorrow to show my appreciation

DAMN Dawn still look hot andsexy as ever...

 

[bearlee]

Simpler and cheaper would be that you do a tape recording and snail-mail the tape to me?
And if your secretary is running a fever give her some aspirin and the day off

Hiya Dawn

No She's quite hapy thank you very much.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American

Courts, and are things people actually said in court,

word for word, taken down and now published by court

reporters who had the torment of staying calm while

these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

____________________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the

impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect

your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your

memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of

something you forgot?

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said

to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been

involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a

person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it

until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old,

how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was

taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)

was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think

I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

______________________________________



ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?



WITNESS: By death.



ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?



WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated

it?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a

beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning

pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your

attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to

work.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have

you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead

people. Would you like to rephrase that?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What

school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined

the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table

wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that

question?

______________________________________

--- And the best for last: ---



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,

did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient

was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk

in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still

been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have

been alive and practicing law.

 

[george55]

No She's quite hapy thank you very much.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American

Courts, and are things people actually said in court,

word for word, taken down and now published by court

reporters who had the torment of staying calm while

these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

____________________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the

impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect

your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your

memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of

something you forgot?

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said

to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been

involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a

person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it

until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old,

how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was

taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)

was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think

I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

______________________________________



ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?



WITNESS: By death.



ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?



WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated

it?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a

beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning

pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your

attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to

work.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have

you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead

people. Would you like to rephrase that?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What

school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined

the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table

wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that

question?

______________________________________

--- And the best for last: ---



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,

did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient

was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk

in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still

been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have

been alive and practicing law.

ok, I won't laugh 'cause she said I could.....

right up there with insurance and used car salesmen

 

[Galene]

No She's quite hapy thank you very much.

What's a hapy?



.

 

[bearlee]

What's a hapy?



.

That's like being happy before you take a pee

 

[Galene]

That's like being happy before you take a pee

Why are you happy before I take a pee?

 

[DiJiT]

Why are you happy before I take a pee?

He's a very sick voyeur