Dawn: Voice of bearlee

delpdJune said:
Thank GOD.... someone else besides me cannot get cable.. :rolleyes: They stopped one mile from the house.. idiots.. lol...

Ohhh I love this pic...... :kiss:

Wow, that's like one of the original pics on here I think. I remember the day we took those in her front yard when she was living in northern Ohio. The cable people: They were a few miles away from my house and had already wired some out of the way places. When I talked to them about the Internet they said they had plans for it. When I asked when, the guy said probably 5-7 years :rolleyes:

Hi Elle :rose:
 
DiJiT said:
Thats right....Afterall, Weenie is the one in the skirt.

Can we call you Aunty Bear?

Not sure why you would want to but I don't care what you call weenie :rolleyes:
 
bearlee said:
You know, you're right! I don't want JPaul to be my Valentine anymore. syb, will you be my Valentine :cathappy: And stop calling me Sis :mad:

No cuz I know I am the second choice :rolleyes: How about you be my Easter Bunny Bear :) We can roll around in the grass and look for your eggs.

Dont forget to get the Pope some candy and roses.
 
sybilrose said:
No cuz I know I am the second choice :rolleyes: How about you be my Easter Bunny Bear :) We can roll around in the grass and look for your eggs.

Dont forget to get the Pope some candy and roses.

No, you were really my first choice. It's just that I'm so shy I had to test the waters first :eek:
 
This made me laugh :D

CYBERSEX​


Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36.What do you look like?
Wellhung: I`m 6`3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I`m also wearing an old T-shirt, it`s got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We`re in my bedroom. There`s soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I`m smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I`m gulping. I`m beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I`m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now, I`m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I`m moaning softly.
Wellhung: I`m taking hold of your blouse and I`m sliding it softly off.
Sweetheart: I`m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I`m rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I`m sorry.
Sweetheart: That`s, OK. It wasn`t really too expensive.
Wellhung: I`ll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don`t worry about it! I`m wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I`m fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it`s stuck. Do you have scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I`m picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I`m arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I`m dropping the bra. Now I`m licking your, you know, breasts They`re neat!
Sweetheart: I`m running my fingers through your hair. Now I`m nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: WHAT?!?
Wellhung: I`m so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I`m wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I`m taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.
Sweetheart: OK. I`m pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I`m screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
Sweetheart: I`m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I`m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you-- ummm, wait a second...
Sweetheart: What`s the matter?
Wellhung: I`ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I`m choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I`m having a coughing fit. I`m turning all red.
Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
Wellhung: I`m running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!
Wellhung: I`m drinking a cup of water. There, that`s better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I`m washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I`m aching for you lover.
Wellhung: Now I`m drying the cup. I`m putting it back in the cabinet...and now I`m walking back to the bedroom. Wait - it`s dark, I`m lost. Where is the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left - at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I`m tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don`t you take your glasses off?
Wellhung: OK. But I can`t see very well. I`m placing my glasses on the nightstand.
Sweetheart: I`m bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I`m fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom...
Sweetheart: Hurry back lover!
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it`s dark. I`m feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I`m waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I`m done going. I`m feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What`s the matter now?
Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I`m walking back to the bed now. Blindly, feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: Now I`m going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman`s thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I`m touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma`am, I`m having a little problem here.
Sweetheart: I`m moving my ass back and forth. I can`t wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!
Wellhung: I`m flaccid.
Sweetheart: WHAT?!?
Wellhung: I`m limp. I can`t sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I`m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I`m shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I`m looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.
Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I`m getting dressed, I`m putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait. I can`t find the night table. I`m reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I`m buttoning my blouse. I`m putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: Now I`ve found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire! I`m pointing at it with a shocked look on my face!
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I`m logging off, LOSER!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!
 
A little late,

bearlee said:
Oh, I did the fair ones too-I just wanted to beat people up when I was young. That feeling never really goes away for some reason. I don't know, maybe for some people it does. Makes for alot of cool stories though :eek:
but I was kinda a bully bully. No not a typo, I liked messing with the bullies. When I was younger and lived down south in a blue collar area, I got the shit kicked out of me. When I moved up to MD in 7th grade, I found the bullies up here where a bunch of wimps, so I had fun getting paybacks. Wrong bullies, but still made me feel better.
 
bearlee said:
You know, you're right! I don't want JPaul to be my Valentine anymore. syb, will you be my Valentine :cathappy: And stop calling me Sis :mad:

What? :confused:

Now that cuts to the bone... :mad:

Don't worry, I'm not going to ask what Syb has that I don't. I know what Syb has that I don't.

Still...

It hurts, ya know? The whole day happily thinking I was someone;s valentine... :(

Only to be thrown away; used and discarded. No card...no chocolates... :(

Well, sis, I guess if you're dumping me for Syb, I'll hit on Dawn. :)

Dawn, will you be my valentine? :rose: :rose:
 
joej said:
but I was kinda a bully bully. No not a typo, I liked messing with the bullies. When I was younger and lived down south in a blue collar area, I got the shit kicked out of me. When I moved up to MD in 7th grade, I found the bullies up here where a bunch of wimps, so I had fun getting paybacks. Wrong bullies, but still made me feel better.

Well, at first I didn't think there was a regional difference but then I remembered the Beach Boys did a song about it.

Well east coast guys like to give you lip
I really dig the kung fu styles I swear
And the southern boys with the way they kick
They knock me out when I’m down there

The mid-west farmer boys can really fight
And the northern boys with the way they gouge
They can really make you lose your sight

Do me favor-JPaul is a bully-kick his ass for me :D

Scream Jeet Kune Do when you do it though :cool:
 
JPaul2 said:
What? :confused:

Now that cuts to the bone... :mad:

Don't worry, I'm not going to ask what Syb has that I don't. I know what Syb has that I don't.

Still...

It hurts, ya know? The whole day happily thinking I was someone;s valentine... :(

Only to be thrown away; used and discarded. No card...no chocolates... :(

Well, sis, I guess if you're dumping me for Syb, I'll hit on Dawn. :)

Dawn, will you be my valentine? :rose: :rose:

I'm feeling pretty bad about this and sorry it cut your boner and all but hey, Syb does have something you don't that I need. Now Ran on the other hand claims she has an erection :D
 
bearlee said:
Well, at first I didn't think there was a regional difference but then I remembered the Beach Boys did a song about it.

Well east coast guys like to give you lip
I really dig the kung fu styles I swear
And the southern boys with the way they kick
They knock me out when I’m down there

The mid-west farmer boys can really fight
And the northern boys with the way they gouge
They can really make you lose your sight

Do me favor-JPaul is a bully-kick his ass for me :D

Scream Jeet Kune Do when you do it though :cool:
:D That is funny. As for JPaul, I do all my hits with a bow and arrow now and it will cost you. As an attorney, you might want to take this discussion out of a public forum and PM me. :D :rolleyes:
 
joej said:
:D That is funny. As for JPaul, I do all my hits with a bow and arrow now and it will cost you. As an attorney, you might want to take this discussion out of a public forum and PM me. :D :rolleyes:

It's like this discussion never took place but if it did, sure, you can shoot him with a bow and arrow-people will think we're talking about Cupid this time of year :eek: :D
 
bearlee said:
No, you were really my first choice. It's just that I'm so shy I had to test the waters first :eek:

Well Ok then but can we still roll around in the grass and look for your eggs?

I will show you my erection :)
 
sybilrose said:
Well Ok then but can we still roll around in the grass and look for your eggs?

I will show you my erection :)

Well sure, but it'll be a rocky roll with erections getting in the way :D Shit, I wonder if her's is bigger than mine.
 
bearlee said:
It's like this discussion never took place but if it did, sure, you can shoot him with a bow and arrow-people will think we're talking about Cupid this time of year :eek: :D
Cupid? Uh, Yea that's it. I was just playing cupid :rolleyes:
Have a good Valentines Day u two.
 
Sounds kinda like something you'd hear.....

bearlee said:
It's like this discussion never took place but if it did, sure, you can shoot him with a bow and arrow-people will think we're talking about Cupid this time of year :eek: :D

down by the old steel mill in Campbell, cross the bridge from Struthers. :eek:

Let s legitimize this crock of Happy Horseshit.

Don't let him pic on ya hero .. :mad:


Send my feathered buddy to rough him up.
:D
 
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