Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bearlee]

So I know some people saw this

But for those that haven't-from DavidL:

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone ona bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello."



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes."



WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$90,000."



MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"



MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....



Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[anniebug]

But for those that haven't-from DavidL:

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone ona bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello."



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes."



WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$90,000."



MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"



MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....



Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

*snort*

That was too funny!

 

[bearlee]

*snort*

That was too funny!

Okay, if people are gonna snort all over the thread, please bring a mop and clean up after yourselves

 

[JPaul2]

Well, as it turned out we didn't go out somewhere so the only ones we were feeling was each other which was Pics of Shawn-you know, with the new rules for Lit-what, pics of them kissing Actually, it is kinda cool to see two women kissing Well, unless you're the pope I guess.

If you're referring to me, please observe the writing next to my AV...

Personally, I subscribe to the whatever trips your trigger as long as it doesn't affect me theory.

So, Bear, my man, you can watch all the women kissing you want. Hell you can watch men kissing if that's what you'd like to do. Bear, you can even kiss the men -- it makes me absolutely no diffference.

Will I be doing any of the things I suggested? Not likely.

So, I guess even if I'm not really the pope, you made the correct call suggesting I probably didn't think it was cool.

So who cares?

 

[bearlee]

If you're referring to me, please observe the writing next to my AV...

Personally, I subscribe to the whatever trips your trigger as long as it doesn't affect me theory.

So, Bear, my man, you can watch all the women kissing you want. Hell you can watch men kissing if that's what you'd like to do. Bear, you can even kiss the men -- it makes me absolutely no diffference.

Will I be doing any of the things I suggested? Not likely.

So, I guess even if I'm not really the pope, you made the correct call suggesting I probably didn't think it was cool.

So who cares?

Ah, you'll always be the pope to me. Now I don't get excited about seeing two men kissing but I don't too many guys, and some women too, that don't get off on two women kissing.

For the ladies here, is this guy cute and maybe fuckable to anyone

If not, didn't I do a great editing job on the four pics

 

[JPaul2]

Ah, you'll always be the pope to me. Now I don't get excited about seeing two men kissing but I don't too many guys, and some women too, that don't get off on two women kissing.

For the ladies here, is this guy cute and maybe fuckable to anyone

If not, didn't I do a great editing job on the four pics

OK, now you know one.

So, you're telling us you think he's cute and fuckable?

Just curious.

 

[bearlee]

OK, now you know one.

So, you're telling us you think he's cute and fuckable?

Just curious.

Uh no. I said it was for the ladies-it's a question by me, not a statement of fact.

 

[JPaul2]

Uh no. I said it was for the ladies-it's a question by me, not a statement of fact.

Alright, good to know...

I'm just cataloging personality traits; trying to know my 'Liters' better.

Figure I need to be more careful and not take things for granted since I found out you beat up people for fun.

I'm just happy you're not a gay bully...

 

[bearlee]

Alright, good to know...

I'm just cataloging personality traits; trying to know my 'Liters' better.

Figure I need to be more careful and not take things for granted since I found out you beat up people for fun.

I'm just happy you're not a gay bully...

Didn't know you were gay-doesn't matter and not to worry-I'm not a gay basher and I don't make judgments about people. Must start cataloging personality traits so I know these 'Liters' better.

 

[sybilrose]

Ah, you'll always be the pope to me. Now I don't get excited about seeing two men kissing but I don't too many guys, and some women too, that don't get off on two women kissing.

For the ladies here, is this guy cute and maybe fuckable to anyone

If not, didn't I do a great editing job on the four pics

I enjoyed looking at his bowtie so much Yes I guess he is cute. I would like to see it on you though .

Hows your Woody?

 

[JPaul2]

Didn't know you were gay-doesn't matter and not to worry-I'm not a gay basher and I don't make judgments about people. Must start cataloging personality traits so I know these 'Liters' better.

Oh, I'm not gay and they fall into my same whatever trips your trigger as long as you don't involve me theme.

I don't even have a stash of pictures of men with boners, but if I ever need one, hopefully, I could borrow one from your, obviously, major collection.

 

[sybilrose]

Borrowing another mans Boner just isnt cool JP

 

[JPaul2]

Borrowing another mans Boner just isnt cool JP

You are right! I guess if I can't use my own, it wouldn't do me any good to use any of the hundreds Bear has.

I guess I can't use his pictures either...

 

[bearlee]

I enjoyed looking at his bowtie so much Yes I guess he is cute. I would like to see it on you though .

Hows your Woody?

Syb, it wasn't a bowtie-it was my editing skills to get rid of an identifiable necklace.

How's my woody you ask, I don't know, you need to

Oh, I'm not gay and they fall into my same whatever trips your trigger as long as you don't involve me theme.

I don't even have a stash of pictures of men with boners, but if I ever need one, hopefully, I could borrow one from your, obviously, major collection.

ask the puppy poopy

Borrowing another mans Boner just isnt cool JP

You can borrow mine if you want Syb

 

[bearlee]

You are right! I guess if I can't use my own, it wouldn't do me any good to use any of the hundreds Bear has.

I guess I can't use his pictures either...

Oh heavens, if you can't use your's you can use mine

 

[JPaul2]

ask the puppy poopy

Norbert lost his bollocks about 4 years ago...

He doesn't have a stash of boners, he has a stash of bones.

 

[JPaul2]

Oh heavens, if you can't use your's you can use mine

Now that doesn't sound like much fun to me.

If I can't use mine, why would she settle for an older compact model?

 

[bearlee]

Now that doesn't sound like much fun to me.

If I can't use mine, why would she settle for an older compact model?

Well, I was just saying if your's ain't working and mine is, you can use it-just not tonight. I need it.

Gotta go-tomorrow is our 6 month wedding anniversary and I have to give Dawn her card since she works all day tomorrow and then Valentine's Day is coming up and the old, trite, I have a heart on for you if somehow applicable. So gotta run-it's been fun.

By the way JPAUL-Will you be my Valentine?

 

[JPaul2]

Well, I was just saying if your's ain't working and mine is, you can use it-just not tonight. I need it.

Gotta go-tomorrow is our 6 month wedding anniversary and I have to give Dawn her card since she works all day tomorrow and then Valentine's Day is coming up and the old, trite, I have a heart on for you if somehow applicable. So gotta run-it's been fun.

By the way JPAUL-Will you be my Valentine?

Have a good one; I've enjoyed it too.

I think supper is almost ready, so I'd better leave.

Sure, I'll be your valentine. I want a box of chocolates.



Goodnight, Sis...

 

[sybilrose]

Well, I was just saying if your's ain't working and mine is, you can use it-just not tonight. I need it.

Gotta go-tomorrow is our 6 month wedding anniversary and I have to give Dawn her card since she works all day tomorrow and then Valentine's Day is coming up and the old, trite, I have a heart on for you if somehow applicable. So gotta run-it's been fun.

By the way JPAUL-Will you be my Valentine?

Somehow this is just wrong !

Night night Sis

 

[delpdJune]

Fuck that-how 'bout my woody?



Oh dearest Rania-DSL is not available everywhere and when you live out in the country you're chances are slim to none. Cable would be good but our cable company doesn't offer it where we live. Tried the satellite thing but in a year or so the trees would be to high and we'd lose it. There was one other option for high speed but that didn't work out either. Please tell weenie about this because I really don't want to get drawn into a discussion of men in skirts and having ponytails-even though I did have a ponytail at one time and I thought it was pretty cool.

Thank GOD.... someone else besides me cannot get cable.. They stopped one mile from the house.. idiots.. lol...

Ohhh I love this pic......

 

[Galene]

Okay, if people are gonna snort all over the thread, please bring a mop and clean up after yourselves

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[bearlee]

Somehow this is just wrong !

Night night Sis

You know, you're right! I don't want JPaul to be my Valentine anymore. syb, will you be my Valentine And stop calling me Sis

 

[Galene]

You know, you're right! I don't want JPaul to be my Valentine anymore. syb, will you be my Valentine And stop calling me Sis

Okay, we'll call you Maude from now on

 

[DiJiT]

You know, you're right! I don't want JPaul to be my Valentine anymore. syb, will you be my Valentine And stop calling me Sis

Thats right....Afterall, Weenie is the one in the skirt.

Can we call you Aunty Bear?