Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[JPaul2]

I'm up now dude!

You and Tommy are always up!

 

[bearlee]

You and Tommy are always up!

For him it's the Viagara-for four hours anyway

 

[DiJiT]

I'm up now dude!



Built differently in what way-what the hell does that mean

I'm built in some respects more like a Picasso.

Clubfoot, Scoliosis and a whole host of others have contributed to making my body very much "Out of the ordinary". I used to be very self conscious and depressed about it, but now I enjoy my "Uniqueness" ALOT.

 

[JPaul2]

For him it's the Viagara-for four hours anyway

Hey! Whatever works.

How do you know so much about it?

 

[onthedf]

I love the oral pics

I wish my wife was more open to try new things.

 

[sybilrose]

Well Syb, we lost the exclusive occupancy hearing. I think we could have won except for two things the judge mentioned at the end. My client had a place to live anyway and he wasn't paying the mortgage anyway. If he had been paying I think the judge may have put him back in there. I'm sure the judge was impressed when my client testified on cross he took all of his wife's clothes, piled 'em up and set 'em on fire. I'm thinking they were old clothes anyway so I didn't think it was that big a deal.


Guess you didnt convince him to take the fifth huh?
Sorry you lost Bear. Hopefully you get a rich client tomorrow huh?

Tomorrow I get to listen to and judge high school students try and argue a death penalty case-tons of fun

Now that sounds like something well worth your time. Its always good to spend time with youngins. Hope you get lots of sleep

 

[MaverickMan]

Time for another lawyer joke.

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by her predictable, sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, the sight of her husband's rear view greeted her as he bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman! Don't you ever stop?"

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Tomorrow I get to listen to and judge high school students try and argue a death penalty case-tons of fun

sounds interesting, but I think high-school students r easy to handle for you. I am so sorr that I am not around.

 

[bearlee]

I wish my wife was more open to try new things.

Only have time for one post so I thought I'd say hi to someone new here. Thanks for stopping by and hope you continue to stop by from time to time. Dawn said she was coming on the thread today but who knows, she may get frustrated with the dial-up and quit.

Time to listen to the high school kids talk about whether or not we should execute the mentally ill

Dawn, if you stop by-Love You!

 

[DiJiT]

Time for another lawyer joke.

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by her predictable, sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, the sight of her husband's rear view greeted her as he bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, woman! Don't you ever stop?"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

That was a good one Mav.....and a great joke to start the day.

 

[ariadne]

I wish my wife was more open to try new things.

Hi Baby.............welcome to the thread!...............your comment made me chuckle because last night Lee was very tired after a long day and was ready to go to sleep but I wouldn't let him until I sucked him............he was a bit exasperated, I think,and threw the covers back and said "OK, go on, SUCK IT!"............I told him this morning that I think there must be a few men out there who would really love it if their women were always buggin' them to suck their yummy fuck sticks ..............so next time he doesn't want a blow job, will you come over??? .....................cock kisses.............Dawn

 

[ariadne]

Only have time for one post so I thought I'd say hi to someone new here. Thanks for stopping by and hope you continue to stop by from time to time. Dawn said she was coming on the thread today but who knows, she may get frustrated with the dial-up and quit.

Time to listen to the high school kids talk about whether or not we should execute the mentally ill

Dawn, if you stop by-Love You!

I love you too, Honey............looking forward to this weekend alone with you!.............BTW, can I suck your cock tonight????..................PLEASE!!!???? ...................your cocksucker

 

[ariadne]

Now that sounds like something well worth your time. Its always good to spend time with youngins. Hope you get lots of sleep

Hey Syb.............lovely AV..............as you can tell, he didn't get enough sleep...............I wouldn't let him go to sleep................poor guy!...............kisses

 

[ariadne]

Hey! Whatever works.

How do you know so much about it?

I told him about it because I got my doc to give me a prescription for some for me.........it's GREAT!!!!

 

[MJO]

Well Syb, we lost the exclusive occupancy hearing. I think we could have won except for two things the judge mentioned at the end. My client had a place to live anyway and he wasn't paying the mortgage anyway. If he had been paying I think the judge may have put him back in there. I'm sure the judge was impressed when my client testified on cross he took all of his wife's clothes, piled 'em up and set 'em on fire. I'm thinking they were old clothes anyway so I didn't think it was that big a deal.

Tomorrow I get to listen to and judge high school students try and argue a death penalty case-tons of fun

Hey, that sounds like one of my clients

 

[MJO]

Hi Baby.............welcome to the thread!...............your comment made me chuckle because last night Lee was very tired after a long day and was ready to go to sleep but I wouldn't let him until I sucked him............he was a bit exasperated, I think,and threw the covers back and said "OK, go on, SUCK IT!"............I told him this morning that I think there must be a few men out there who would really love it if their women were always buggin' them to suck their yummy fuck sticks ..............so next time he doesn't want a blow job, will you come over??? .....................cock kisses.............Dawn

Oh please Dawn, tell us Lee did'nt really say that, please.

 

[ariadne]

Oh please Dawn, tell us Lee did'nt really say that, please.

I'm tellin' the truth MJO!.............Good to hear from you..........hope you and M are doing well.........cock kisses to you and nipple nips to M!........

 

[ariadne]

Back when I was younger I WAS that kid that someone would pick on.

I never got in a fight, but I had my hard times. I took alot of crap in my time.

"Healthy People"?....I haven't even had a cold in years. I'm not sick(Whipe that smile of your face Lee) I'm just built differently.......by someone who couldn't follow instructions apparently.

Life may have been hard then, but it has been great lately.

Hi DiJ............I am SO HAPPY to hear you say that life has been great to you lately!......and that was funny when you said whoever made you couldn't follow instructions..........you are adorable, Dude!..........cock kisses..............Dawn

 

[DiJiT]

Hi DiJ............I am SO HAPPY to hear you say that life has been great to you lately!......and that was funny when you said whoever made you couldn't follow instructions..........you are adorable, Dude!..........cock kisses..............Dawn

Well its because of all you guys here that its gotten so much better.
Hope you're doing good too.

I always have to add some funny remark.

I love it when you say that. Thanks Gorgeous

Nipple nips.........DJ

 

[ariadne]

Well its because of all you guys here that its gotten so much better.
Hope you're doing good too.

I always have to add some funny remark.

I love it when you say that. Thanks Gorgeous

Nipple nips.........DJ

Thanks for the nips, DiJ..........now I have to get off of here and do a few things before taking my daughter to Columbus..............HELLO to everyone else..............sorry I have to leave..............this computer takes FOREVER to do anything............I miss you all........I'll try to get back soon.............Love you all!!!.............Dawn ...................................BEAUTIFUL AV, my ran!

 

[bearlee]

I love you too, Honey............looking forward to this weekend alone with you!.............BTW, can I suck your cock tonight????..................PLEASE!!!???? ...................your cocksucker

SHIT!!! Didn't you just do that last night

I guess it'll be alright

 

[sybilrose]

Hey Syb.............lovely AV..............as you can tell, he didn't get enough sleep...............I wouldn't let him go to sleep................poor guy!...............kisses

Poor Bear !!

sucx doesnt it Dawn that marriage turns us into beggers?

 

[bearlee]

I told him about it because I got my doc to give me a prescription for some for me.........it's GREAT!!!!

Speaking of Viagra, while I was judging the mock trial thingy for the high school students, I was sitting with two other attorneys behind the judge's bench. So I'm rummaging around and find this really cool pen which I decided to keep. It has VIAGRA printed on the side in really big letters

Now that sounds like something well worth your time. Its always good to spend time with youngins. Hope you get lots of sleep

Well, I woulda got more but Dawn was bugging me late at night

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

That was a good one Mav.....and a great joke to start the day.

Somehow the thought of someone with a clubfoot, scoliosis and a host of other shit rolling around on the floor laughing his ass off conjures of up some weird stuff in my mind.

Actually, Dawn has a slight case of scolisosis and the doctor just discovered a compression fracture in her back which causes pain from time to time. She has other stuff too but I forget how to spell it so I have to be careful not to hurt her. So, try as I might not to put her weird positions to give me blowjobs and stuff I try to tough it out because, well, that's just the kind of guy I am. One must learn the art of sacrifice. My causes are always noble to my deteriment, but I know I'm a better person for it. I'm giving myself a

Hey, that sounds like one of my clients

Oh it's worse. I spend a couple hours prepping the guy on how to listen to questions and answer what's been asked and nothing more-but can he do that-no fuckin' way! It was someone shot him with a dose of truth serum before he got on the stand, which is okay, but he couldn't stop. I couldn't even stop him.

 

[bearlee]

Poor Bear !!

sucx doesnt it Dawn that marriage turns us into beggers?

Well, at least someone understands my plight.

 

[ShavedGuy]

I hate to admit it but I was kind of a bully back in those days. Nice of you help the dude out. Not many people would have done that.

So not much has changed then Now you a bully in the court room

Have a cool weekend Lee, and stop bitching so much when Dawn wants to give you a late night BJ