Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[TomOne]

Geez you guys in the US......you only know fast food......come to africa and enjoy a special delicacy reserved for overseas tourists........

Read on only if you have a strong stomach

When babies are circumsized we dont throw the foreskins away. They are sent to the restaurants and when overseas visitors order calamari when deep fry the foreskins in batter and serve on a bed of rice.

Ok, now that i've just about made myself barf again, i'm outa here and going to go party and enjoy a few drinks.

Have a good Saturday Tom......i'm sure by the time i come back to Lit on Sunday you will have come up with a suitable reply

I hope the people working as cooks in South African resteraunts wash there hands before they go home at night. Baby foreskins can be pretty nasty, ya know?!?

Course, I'm assuming ya cook 'em long enuf to where the visitors don't have much to worry about! Otherwise, ya prob'ly don't get a whole lot of repeat customers!

Ok, in that case, hand over the tabasco sauce......

TOBASCO ON BABY FORESKIN?!?

You friggin' african savage you!!!

 

[bearlee]

I've given up waiting for info on what's going on. It's obvious they don't care to discuss it.

Yeah me too. I have more important stuff. I have to start a serious diet today. I think my feet are getting to fat for my shoes

 

[TomOne]

Yeah me too. I have more important stuff. I have to start a serious diet today. I think my feet are getting to fat for my shoes

Probably weight shifting from your groin down to your feet. I hear it's a pretty common occurrence with men your age.



Do your balls feel any lighter these days?!?

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

As to Charlie and kilts... . . .

~ Good Morning to my dears, Bear and Dawn. *gently hugs the bear* Now on to my comment as it regards the above post.


~ Oh please! Don't make me shudder at this early hour! As a young lad, Charles looked fine in them, but now? Oh please!!

~ I'd sooner see Wills on the throne - the sooner the better! I don't think Charles will ever see the crown in this lifetime. It will pass straight through his fingers and on to Wills - unless the Queen "packs it in". The only bad thing about that - is that Charles would then be King - but hopefully for only a short while. He's simply NOT "ruler material."

~ But, IF he should become King - what is that going to make Camilla? The King's consort? I don't think she would be allowed to be called "Queen" - by order of the agreement she accepted before she and Charles married.

~ And don't say anything Weenie - for half of what you say makes no sense - while the other half is just plain ridiculous. And before you even think to post something that can be misconstrude by anyone ~ I am Celtic, Dutch, English, and German by heritage.

~ So do us ALL a big bloody favour - and put a sock into your proposed comment - and HUSH!

 

[sybilrose]

Yeah me too. I have more important stuff. I have to start a serious diet today. I think my feet are getting to fat for my shoes

This problem is usually solved by not having tater chips for lunch.

Morning Bear

 

[TomOne]

~ Oh please! Don't make me shudder at this early hour! As a young lad, Charles looked fine in them, but now? Oh please!!

...

~ And don't say anything Weenie - for half of what you say makes no sense - while the other half is just plain ridiculous. And before you even think to post something that can be misconstrude by anyone ~ I am Celtic, Dutch, English, and German by heritage.

~ So do us ALL a big bloody favour - and put a sock into your proposed comment - and HUSH!

Damn!!!

Are you serious?!?

Not just jokin' around or anything?!?

I mean ... the dutch/english/german part I could understand ... but you throw that celtic part in there and I dare say it probably screws you up but good!



Course, that prob'ly means you're a good fucker ... and there's a lot to be said for that, I s'pose!

 

[TomOne]

This problem is usually solved by not having tater chips for lunch.

Morning Bear

How that hell does leaving out tater chips for lunch makes your balls and dick regain weight from the feet?!?



You're such a silly goose, syb!



But ... somebody likes bear better this way!

 

[bearlee]

Probably weight shifting from your groin down to your feet. I hear it's a pretty common occurrence with men your age.



Do your balls feel any lighter these days?!?

Now I do maybe 150-200 cock reps a day I'll have you know and my balls are like solid steel-my balls are stronger than Superman's ever were.

~ Good Morning to my dears, Bear and Dawn. *gently hugs the bear* Now on to my comment as it regards the above post.


~ Oh please! Don't make me shudder at this early hour! As a young lad, Charles looked fine in them, but now? Oh please!!

~ I'd sooner see Wills on the throne - the sooner the better! I don't think Charles will ever see the crown in this lifetime. It will pass straight through his fingers and on to Wills - unless the Queen "packs it in". The only bad thing about that - is that Charles would then be King - but hopefully for only a short while. He's simply NOT "ruler material."

~ But, IF he should become King - what is that going to make Camilla? The King's consort? I don't think she would be allowed to be called "Queen" - by order of the agreement she accepted before she and Charles married.

~ And don't say anything Weenie - for half of what you say makes no sense - while the other half is just plain ridiculous. And before you even think to post something that can be misconstrude by anyone ~ I am Celtic, Dutch, English, and German by heritage.

~ So do us ALL a big bloody favour - and put a sock into your proposed comment - and HUSH!

Ah Victoria-hello my love

The King's consort would make her like a concubine which can be like a prostitute which is like a fallen woman, harlot and all that stuff. On the other hand, if Charlie becomes the drag queen at some point, and she was his consort, well then I'm running my thesaurus and find she could be a "midnight cowboy." Or would that be him

weenie-really listen to this woman and start wearing socks with your kilts lest you end up on upkilts.com.

 

[Mign]

How that hell does leaving out tater chips for lunch makes your balls and dick regain weight from the feet?!?



You're such a silly goose, syb!



But ... somebody likes bear better this way!

ROTFLMAO...good one....

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

Now I do maybe 150-200 cock reps a day I'll have you know and my balls are like solid steel - my balls are stronger than Superman's ever were.



Ah Victoria - hello my love

The King's consort would make her like a concubine which can be like a prostitute which is like a fallen woman, harlot and all that stuff. On the other hand, if Charlie becomes the drag queen at some point, and she was his consort, well then I'm running my thesaurus and find she could be a "midnight cowboy." Or would that be him

weenie - really listen to this woman and start wearing socks with your kilts lest you end up on upkilts.com.

~ Ah Bear dear!

Oh sweet merciful heavens! *coffee sputter* Are you telling me that I've just called "Roo" (the pet nickname Charles gave to Camilla some twenty to twenty-five odd years ago) a Harlot, or better yet, a Strumpet? Oh jolly good, that!

~ And you mean to tell me that she isn't a concubine? I mean - she was married also during the time Charles was wed to Diana, Princess of Wales - but that didn't stop her from dallying with the Prince even then - so maybe she has been his concubine over the years whilst he was married to Diana.

~ The "cow" - English slang term - Camilla curries no favour with me - as if you couldn't tell - nor does Charles. Diana, Wills, and Harry all hold this Englishwoman's heart - and always will.

~ The Oxford Dictionary of Current English 3rd Edition gives this definition for the word concubine:

It is a noun - with especially historic significance in that ~ In societies in which a man may have more than one wife, (she) is a woman who lives with a man - but has a lower status than his wife or wives.

(The word is Latin in origin - from the word concubina.)

~ And it matters not to me if you wear socks with your kilt or not Weenie, or if you end up on upkilts.com - just keep your potential comments to yourself.


*Can't wait to see the other English mates crack their face's*

 

[VickyBee]

Hi Bearlee

 

[Galene]

Yeah me too. I have more important stuff. I have to start a serious diet today. I think my feet are getting to fat for my shoes

Avoid stiletto heels, wear only ballerina flats for a while

 

[TomOne]

ROTFLMAO...good one....

Good thing that bear likes the both of us so much, Mign!



Wellllllll ... I know he likes me so much, right now.

You?!?!? Welllllll ... you may need to get up and quit rollin' around the damned floor laughing uncontrollable before he'll start liking you again!

 

[TomOne]

Avoid stiletto heels, wear only ballerina flats for a while

And take pics when you do this.



Welllllll ... I mean ... only so we can verify how proud we all are of you as with each passing day, you becum more and more of a femme!



HEY MIGN! GET UP OFF THE FLOOR ALREADY ALRIGHT!!! YOU'R LIKELY TO HAVE BALLERINA FLATS STOMPIN' ON YA HERE IN A FEW MOMENTS!

 

[Galene]

And take pics when you do this.



Welllllll ... I mean ... only so we can verify how proud we all are of you as with each passing day, you becum more and more of a femme!



HEY MIGN! GET UP OFF THE FLOOR ALREADY ALRIGHT!!! YOU'R LIKELY TO HAVE BALLERINA FLATS STOMPIN' ON YA HERE IN A FEW MOMENTS!

Just wait.... next, he'll be becoming a Domme

 

[TomOne]

Just wait.... next, he'll be becoming a Domme

Ooooooooo ... bear ... the ballerina flats Domme ... with his pencil dick sucking monkey side kick!



I'm thinkin' dawns not gonna like the idea too much, but what the hell. At least he won't have fat fucking feet anymore!

 

[Galene]

Ooooooooo ... bear ... the ballerina flats Domme ... with his pencil dick sucking monkey side kick!



I'm thinkin' dawns not gonna like the idea too much, but what the hell. At least he won't have fat fucking feet anymore!

obese feet are definitely OUT this season.... ask weenie if you don't believe me

 

[TomOne]

obese feet are definitely OUT this season.... ask weenie if you don't believe me

Certain things I really try hard not to ask weenie about.

1. Anything to do with the english language.
2. Anything about dictionaries.
3. Who is daddy might truly be.
4. Why german consider poop eating a delicacy ... along with greeks, I guess !
5. What planet his mama was born on?
6. Anything about obese feet.

Soooooo ... you ask! I'm wayyyyyy too embarrassed!

 

[ShavedGuy]

I hope the people working as cooks in South African resteraunts wash there hands before they go home at night. Baby foreskins can be pretty nasty, ya know?!?

Course, I'm assuming ya cook 'em long enuf to where the visitors don't have much to worry about! Otherwise, ya prob'ly don't get a whole lot of repeat customers!



TOBASCO ON BABY FORESKIN?!?

You friggin' african savage you!!!

Well that all depends on what part of the US the visitors come from. If they from the deep South and have mullet hair styles, then we give it to em raw

Yeah the cooks was their hands....not sure about the waitresses though

 

[ShavedGuy]

I did but it looks like it was ignored.
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=15975030&postcount=142

So the Lit bug is suffering from selective reading and selective deleting

 

[bearlee]

ROTFLMAO...good one....

It really wasn't all that funny-I mean I'm not rolling or anything Mign

~ Ah Bear dear!

Oh sweet merciful heavens! *coffee sputter* Are you telling me that I've just called "Roo" (the pet nickname Charles gave to Camilla some twenty to twenty-five odd years ago) a Harlot, or better yet, a Strumpet? Oh jolly good, that!

~ And you mean to tell me that she isn't a concubine? I mean - she was married also during the time Charles was wed to Diana, Princess of Wales - but that didn't stop her from dallying with the Prince even then - so maybe she has been his concubine over the years whilst he was married to Diana.

~ The "cow" - English slang term - Camilla curries no favour with me - as if you couldn't tell - nor does Charles. Diana, Wills, and Harry all hold this Englishwoman's heart - and always will.

~ The Oxford Dictionary of Current English 3rd Edition gives this definition for the word concubine:

It is a noun - with especially historic significance in that ~ In societies in which a man may have more than one wife, (she) is a woman who lives with a man - but has a lower status than his wife or wives.

(The word is Latin in origin - from the word concubina.)

~ And it matters not to me if you wear socks with your kilt or not Weenie, or if you end up on upkilts.com - just keep your potential comments to yourself.


*Can't wait to see the other English mates crack their face's*

Not much I can say to this one except, "WEENIE-YOU BETTER be CAREFUL HERE!" And get a damn dictionary already-I'd go Oxford on this one.

Later Victoria

Hi Bearlee

Hi Vicky-I know you're in England or somewhere like that so you're probably sleeping-but thanks for stopping by

 

[bearlee]

Avoid stiletto heels, wear only ballerina flats for a while

Point taken

Certain things I really try hard not to ask weenie about.

1. Anything to do with the english language.
2. Anything about dictionaries.
3. Who is daddy might truly be.
4. Why german consider poop eating a delicacy ... along with greeks, I guess !
5. What planet his mama was born on?
6. Anything about obese feet.

Soooooo ... you ask! I'm wayyyyyy too embarrassed!

When it comes to dictionaries and the english, he's my first source of info you know

 

[bearlee]

So the Lit bug is suffering from selective reading and selective deleting

Dr. Watson I presume! Precisely SG

 

[bearlee]

Outta here

Two dental appointments tomorrow with a date with an oral surgeon tucked in the middle tomorrow-can't wait

 

[Mign]

It really wasn't all that funny-I mean I'm not rolling or anything Mign

AWWWWW ((((((LEE)))))))) you the best hun...