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Well since Lee goes to the beauty parlor now that may not be his thing, but I know there are others of us who would love that sort of thing.Victoria_2001_02769 said:~ You're a dear, bear. I forgot to give you one when I first logged in. Could I cover you in kisses instead?
And a few licks added in the mix?
I think now a days if you want to do something Lee will enjoy it may be a perm or gossiping about boys while you braid his beard.
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DiJiT said:Well since Lee goes to the beauty parlor now that may not be his thing, but I know there are others of us who would love that sort of thing.
I think now a days if you want to do something Lee will enjoy it may be a perm or gossiping about boys while you braid his beard.
You know, you take something so beautiful and you try to write a poem
Now you're first two lines are filled with rhymes.
Buy the second two is nothing but goo.
Here, let me help.
Nowadays to do something Lee enjoys
Steal DiJiT's collection of sexual toys
Play with his beard and go ahead an braid
Just make sure by noon our friend gets laid.
There you go DiJiT-now you try it
DiJiT
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Lee you're a doll for helping me rhymebearlee said:You know, you take something so beautiful and you try to write a poem
Now you're first two lines are filled with rhymes.
Buy the second two is nothing but goo.
Here, let me help.
Nowadays to do something Lee enjoys
Steal DiJiT's collection of sexual toys
Play with his beard and go ahead an braid
Just make sure by noon our friend gets laid.
There you go DiJiT-now you try it
You just need to try a bit harder next time
Its good your help is always free
for to pay for this crap would take a lobotomy
In future I think I'll keep my mouth shut
and just let you shove your head up your butt
bearlee
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DiJiT said:
Well not bad I guess. The symmetry and syllable pattern is out of whack. Now the meter sucks big time but I know you did your best.
Try one of these next:
There once was a lad named DiJiT,
who's sexual organ rivaled a MiJiT.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he tried to fuck it.
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bearlee said:Alright, here's a real one from Dawn-I'm guessing this will be up for about 10 seconds
well, two hours later, the picture is still up. And yes, there was no way I was going to say two hours later it is still up. A phrase like that could get Bear and Tom going for hours
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laaag said:Lee you really should start a new thread
Keep it up and this one will be dead
Lee & DiJiT's bad poetry is what you call it
No pictures just bad poetry and shit!
Geeze, I post two blowjob pics and this is the thanks I get
MJO said:well, two hours later, the picture is still up. And yes, there was no way I was going to say two hours later it is still up. A phrase like that could get Bear and Tom going for hours
The only place I'm going to is the john
Hey, I have a gift for Tom though-and the little crackhead complaining about poetry and no pics
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MJO said:well, two hours later, the picture is still up. And yes, there was no way I was going to say two hours later it is still up. A phrase like that could get Bear and Tom going for hours
Hey, my oversized clit was up for more than 24 hours yesterday
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MJO said:If it was up for more than 24 hours, it was up for more than just yesterday, unless there are more hours in a day in Greece than here in the United States.
Depends whose yesterday we are talking about, no? Give me an hour and a half and I'll rephrase.... or ask SG about it, it's already tomorrow over there
bearlee said:
LOL.......it's like one of those mysteries of life......a woman will take boiling wax and pour it all over her legs & bikini line etc, then rip the hair out and not even flinch, but let a spider be close to her and she faints in horror
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ran57gr said:Depends whose yesterday we are talking about, no? Give me an hour and a half and I'll rephrase.... or ask SG about it, it's already tomorrow over there
It's posts like these that make me wonder if it's still today here or yesterday now. I can't find my calendar and SG is afraid spiders with eight laaags-which is the only variety I'm aware of.
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ShavedGuy said:LOL.......it's like one of those mysteries of life......a woman will take boiling wax and pour it all over her legs & bikini line etc, then rip the hair out and not even flinch, but let a spider be close to her and she faints in horror
~ I do not wax - ewww, GROSS! And I am not afraid of a spider - with exception to the Brown Recluse and/or the Black Widow.
~ Out here where I live - we have the black/brown Tarantula. And it's not I who is afraid of these critters with 8 legs -
it IS, however -
standing tall at 5' 11"
weighing in at/about 215
my
28 year old SON!
For a Fire/EMT ~ he is SCARED shitless of them! *LoL* Poor baby!
Thanks bud! That's really sweet. I really thought the glory hole blowjob was more than I could expect in any given week ... but ya throw this in on top ...bearlee said:Geeze, I post two blowjob pics and this is the thanks I get
The only place I'm going to is the john
Hey, I have a gift for Tom though-and the little crackhead complaining about poetry and no pics
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... welllllllll ...
... I bet it's enuf to make jojo stay hard for at least 24 hours!
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ty bearlee that u made a new avatar for Tommy. I was already tired about this cock-art
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TomOne said:me thinks you made the poor man jealous now, bear! That's not very nice.
Maybe you could invite him over to your glory hole tonight to make up for it!
who is behind??If you play your cards right, I think you get doinked in your joojoo hole by rans strap-on while your cute german weewee gets it's treats from the big ol' bear sucker.Weenieschnitzel said:
Course if ya play your cards wrong, all bets are off and you might just as well end up pissin' all over yourself. Whichever ... take pics dude! We're all kinda curious!
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Victoria_2001_02769 said:~ I do not wax - ewww, GROSS! And I am not afraid of a spider - with exception to the Brown Recluse and/or the Black Widow.
~ Out here where I live - we have the black/brown Tarantula. And it's not I who is afraid of these critters with 8 legs -
it IS, however -
standing tall at 5' 11"
weighing in at/about 215
my
28 year old SON!
For a Fire/EMT ~ he is SCARED shitless of them! *LoL* Poor baby!
LOL, my brother in law is a 20 year veteran cop, burly guy. Drunk disorderly punk, no problrem. But show him a spider
