Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bearlee]

Dear Sirs:

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. On our flight back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated. I had her paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her. To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful. I am now desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing wife.

Sincerely,

Mr. BearLee
USA

After a few weeks search....



Dear Mr. BearLee:

We have found your wife in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw, but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave. We have tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on staying here. I have enclosed a picture for you to see that she is okay, and not let you worry because she is in good hands here in this village. Please contact us if there is anything else you might want to know.

Nairobi Police Department - See photo attached

Very funny-y0ou realize of course if she sees this she'll be gone to Nairobi-thank you very much

I have a great letter regarding a divorce a guy named Dan sent me I have to put on here later-but first...

Mmphf...whath twinthkies

Steve-you know I could have responded to a bunch of desk pics but chose you instead Been awhile-I'll have to let Dawn know you stopped by. Bet on the Steelers to win and the Nationwide commercial to fail later today.

btw, I tossed bear's pics in the secret drawer, I hope you remember where it is, I was a bit tipsy at the time

You know, I don't think I posted anything yesterday and I come see all kinds of pics of this desk and I know there's something I'm supposed to remember but I forget what.

HEY RAN-THIS IS FOR YOU!!!
You know, I had the one Haiku they wouldn't put on because the image violated 2257 or something. So I change the words, put up an equally offensive image in my opinion, and there it is. The first vote was a 1 which means either the words suck or the image generated a hate vote from someone that hates anything hinting at anything interracial Somehow that reminds me of Nairobi

Haiku-Heat of Your Cock






Brilliant piece of work don't ya think

 

[Galene]

Brilliant piece of work don't ya think

You wrote a poem about your cum??

 

[bearlee]

You wrote a poem about your cum??

Uh, no

 

[Many Feathers]

You know what they say...

Uh, no

"Cum one....cum all."


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[Galene]

"Cum one....cum all."


http://www.smilies-world.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/sexy_smilies/7.gif

"...come cum, come for me"

maybe it is reluctant to cum... come... whatever

 

[Many Feathers]

One thing I'm not...

"...come cum, come for me"

maybe it is reluctant to cum... come... whatever

Is reluctant to cum. Do that as often as possible.


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[Galene]

One thing I'm not...

Is reluctant to cum. Do that as often as possible.


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yeah, but you don't write Haiku's about it

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Congrats with the poem.....or Haiku actually...but it didn't rhyme...what the fuck?

 

[Galene]

Congrats with the poem.....or Haiku actually...but it didn't rhyme...what the fuck?

I fixed it...

closer than an inch
sensing the heat and waiting
come cum, and clinch
the matter... how's my rating?

 

[bearlee]

Congrats with the poem.....or Haiku actually...but it didn't rhyme...what the fuck?

Well, it's not supposed to-except of course when Ran does 'em

I fixed it...

closer than an inch
sensing the heat and waiting
come cum, and clinch
the matter... how's my rating?

You get a 5 from Ken for rhyming and the wrath of the far eastern world for screwing up a cultural icon of sorts

 

[Galene]

Well, it's not supposed to-except of course when Ran does 'em



You get a 5 from Ken for rhyming and the wrath of the far eastern world for screwing up a cultural icon of sorts

the far eastern world is still puzzling over the icons accompanying your creations

 

[bearlee]

the far eastern world is still puzzling over the icons accompanying your creations

They view me as a haiku god over there you know

Anybody wanna bet on the game today-I'm taking Pittsburgh and I don't mess with spreads and I'm picking the Fabio Nationwide ad to go nowhere

 

[bearlee]

yeah, but you don't write Haiku's about it

No-he writes 26 page epics about it

 

[Galene]

No-he writes 26 page epics about it

He ought to do them illustrated

 

[DiJiT]

LEE'S WRITTEN ANOTHER POEM!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sits curled up in the corner rocking back and forth*

 

[Galene]

LEE'S WRITTEN ANOTHER POEM!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sits curled up in the corner rocking back and forth*

now, now.... shhh.... don't get upset, sweetie, it was just a bad dream.... *throws arms around you and looks daggers at Bear*

 

[DiJiT]

now, now.... shhh.... don't get upset, sweetie, it was just a bad dream.... *throws arms around you and looks daggers at Bear*

*Nuzzles close to Ran's chest...uh....to feel safe ofcourse.*

 

[Galene]

*Nuzzles close to Ran's chest...uh....to feel safe of course.*

uhm... nothing to fear, the big bad bear was only kidding... do you have to nibble on my nipple for safety??... owie!!

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

I fixed it...

closer than an inch
sensing the heat and waiting
come cum, and clinch
the matter... how's my rating?

Great job, Ran.....now it's a poem. And it rhymes, Dr. Seuss would be so proud. Plus it's funnier too.

Well, it's not supposed to-except of course when Ran does 'em



You get a 5 from Ken for rhyming and the wrath of the far eastern world for screwing up a cultural icon of sorts

Well Ran did a very good job then.

Seriously though great job on yours....why the hell was it being rejected....I take 50 pts. away from Literoitcandor for misuse of literary magick. (Ok so I've been watching Harry Potter alot....bite me.)

 

[Galene]

Great job, Ran.....now it's a poem. And it rhymes, Dr. Seuss would be so proud. Plus it's funnier too.

Of course it rhymes! Give me any two pairs of words that rhyme and I'll come up with a poem... I do it all of the time for my kid, it was a pleasure doing it for Bear

 

[DiJiT]

uhm... nothing to fear, the big bad bear was only kidding... do you have to nibble on my nipple for safety??... owie!!

oops....sorry *Begins to slowely lick and kiss the sensitive nipples*

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

question: What is the meaning of buckeye state?

 

[bearlee]

Seriously though great job on yours....why the hell was it being rejected....I take 50 pts. away from Literoitcandor for misuse of literary magick. (Ok so I've been watching Harry Potter alot....bite me.)

Beats the fuck outta me. Here's the three previously submitted and the first two are no problem:

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237754

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237758

Now this one got on the first time:

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237751

But the rejected one had this image and was rejected:
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=591983

Now when you compare that image, which is still posted, to the one that was accepted right above it-who knows.

And then today this one is okay
http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237759

By the way Ken, these don't rhyme either-know why-because they're fuckin' haikus that's why

Of course it rhymes! Give me any two pairs of words that rhyme and I'll come up with a poem... I do it all of the time for my kid, it was a pleasure doing it for Bear

Do it in english: apple and orange

question: What is the meaning of buckeye state?

Ya know, MJO looks bald in his new AV and DiJiT is in a fetal position, and you're wondering about this. It's a fuckikn' nut and the state tree of Ohio or something. I don't think there is any deep meaning to it. Now, go Google our state rock song and figure that one out for me.

 

[bearlee]

Beats the fuck outta me. Here's the three previously submitted and the first two are no problem:

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237754

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237758

Now this one got on the first time:

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237751

But the rejected one had this image and was rejected:
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=591983

Now when you compare that image, which is still posted, to the one that was accepted right above it-who knows.

And then today this one is okay
http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=237759

By the way Ken, these don't rhyme either-know why-because they're fuckin' haikus that's why



Do it in english: apple and orange



Ya know, MJO looks bald in his new AV and DiJiT is in a fetal position, and you're wondering about this. It's a fuckikn' nut and the state tree of Ohio or something. I don't think there is any deep meaning to it. Now, go Google our state rock song and figure that one out for me.

All that and to top it off, it looks like the folks at Freaking News are going pretty much with the Steelers


http://www.freakingnews.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=921&start=1&end=10

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Ya know, MJO looks bald in his new AV and DiJiT is in a fetal position, and you're wondering about this. It's a fuckikn' nut and the state tree of Ohio or something. I don't think there is any deep meaning to it. Now, go Google our state rock song and figure that one out for me.

I am too sleepy to do so.