Dawn: Voice of bearlee

bearlee said:
:rolleyes: Somehow I'm thinking this makes it legal and you should go ahead and post it and have your runaway winner. You should make it an illustrated one though-find a pic of bi bi-polar polar bear :cool:
You lawyers tell everybody that everythings illegal ... which is fine and dandy until it's not really legal after all ... and then you friggin' make money on tryin' to get your victims off.

Quite a racket you guys got going.

Anyway ... this is close to what you were asking for.

http://www.toxicteddies.com/images/newindex/ser1page/bipolar.jpg
 
bearlee said:
Hey, you're supposed to be on your thread posting pics and stuff :cool:


uh... I was planning to post here a little but maybe I should go to my thread and post pics and stuff :confused:
 
ran57gr said:
uh... I was planning to post here a little but maybe I should go to my thread and post pics and stuff :confused:

I don't remember talking to you about that :confused:

TomOne said:
You lawyers tell everybody that everythings illegal ... which is fine and dandy until it's not really legal after all ... and then you friggin' make money on tryin' to get your victims off.

Quite a racket you guys got going.

Anyway ... this is close to what you were asking for.

http://www.toxicteddies.com/images/newindex/ser1page/bipolar.jpg

Not really, we're always seeking truth and shit like that. That's why they swear witnesses to tell the truth in court and why we always object when they start to :D
 
sybilrose said:
Well I was going to post here but I dont think I will now :rolleyes:

What a Cranky butt!
:eek: HE'S GOT CRANKS TOO?!?!?!? :eek:

I thought just gettin' over that bought with the crabs would settle him down a bit ... ya know ... make him more cautious. But now he's got butt hole cranks?!?

:(

I bet dawny girls not to happy with her worn out old stud. I reckon she should be 'bout ready to put his on cranky butt out to pasture!


:D
 
sybilrose said:
Well I was going to post here but I dont think I will now :rolleyes:

What a Cranky butt!

Fuck and gee willikers-I wasn't talking to you either :rolleyes:

TomOne said:
:eek: HE'S GOT CRANKS TOO?!?!?!? :eek:

I thought just gettin' over that bought with the crabs would settle him down a bit ... ya know ... make him more cautious. But now he's got butt hole cranks?!?

:(

I bet dawny girls not to happy with her worn out old stud. I reckon she should be 'bout ready to put his on cranky butt out to pasture!


:D

I should be talking to you though-Dawny girl is quite pleased actually :cool:
 
bearlee said:
Fuck and gee willikers-I wasn't talking to you either :rolleyes:



I should be talking to you though-Dawny girl is quite pleased actually :cool:
:confused: 'cuz she's got a good firm 'scuse to tell you to whack your own weenierdizzle for a while?!?

:D

Honestly bear!!! I'm just teasin' ya. It gets back to that penis pity shit, ya know. Dawns a nurse so I'm sure she's very caring and understanding about certain ... wellllllllll ... shall we just call them short cummings ... so to speak!

;)
 
that's no way to treat your guests! :eek:

is there anybody you are on speaking terms with? ;)
 
TomOne said:
:confused: 'cuz she's got a good firm 'scuse to tell you to whack your own weenierdizzle for a while?!?

:D

Honestly bear!!! I'm just teasin' ya. It gets back to that penis pity shit, ya know. Dawns a nurse so I'm sure she's very caring and understanding about certain ... wellllllllll ... shall we just call them short cummings ... so to speak!

;)

And arguing about tampon size too-right :cool:

ran57gr said:
that's no way to treat your guests! :eek:

is there anybody you are on speaking terms with? ;)

I don't know, I was just talking to myself about this and-hey wait a minute :eek:
 
bearlee said:
And arguing about tampon size too-right :cool:
Are you implying her pussy getting sloppy sorta loose in her older years?!?

:confused:

For shame ... for shame!

:(

She should talk to ran. She stuffs banana's and panties up her friggin' twat to try to make it tighter for NG. Might work for dawn too, ya know?!?

:D
 
TomOne said:
Are you implying her pussy getting sloppy sorta loose in her older years?!?

:confused:

For shame ... for shame!

:(

She should talk to ran. She stuffs banana's and panties up her friggin' twat to try to make it tighter for NG. Might work for dawn too, ya know?!?

:D

That's old stuff, I've tried a sweater and a pair of gloves the other day, they fit nicely and one has to go with the season :cool:
 
bearlee said:
:rolleyes:



Somehow I'm thinking this makes it legal and you should go ahead and post it and have your runaway winner. You should make it an illustrated one though-find a pic of bi bi-polar polar bear :cool:


The Lit censors would probably delete the pic anyway :rolleyes:
 
ran57gr said:
That's old stuff, I've tried a sweater and a pair of gloves the other day, they fit nicely and one has to go with the season :cool:

Now I'm thinking twat wasn't very nice of him. I don't particularly think piss flaps, beef curtains or poodle house is very nice either.

Hey, speaking of being nice, if WeWill2 show up, be nice to them. They're a little shy and there's a story here but I'll leave it up to them if they want to tell it. :cool:
 
bearlee said:
Now I'm thinking twat wasn't very nice of him. I don't particularly think piss flaps, beef curtains or poodle house is very nice either.

Hey, speaking of being nice, if WeWill2 show up, be nice to them. They're a little shy and there's a story here but I'll leave it up to them if they want to tell it. :cool:


What, am I guest-hosting again?? :confused:
 
bearlee said:
Now I'm thinking twat wasn't very nice of him. I don't particularly think piss flaps, beef curtains or poodle house is very nice either.
OK ... lets play swap outs then.

Twat <-> Cunt

Piss Flaps <-> Golden Shower Drapes

Beef Curtains <-> Penis Envelope

Poodle House <-> Home for a Cute Lil' Doggy Dick

There - hope that keeps it nicer!
ran57gr said:
What, am I guest-hosting again?? :confused:
Practice makes perfect ... and so far, you're pretty damn shitty at this!

When did you start getting into fucking poodles, dear?!? :confused:
 
Mign said:
Hey I will in time lol.... :p

Times UP!!!!!

ran57gr said:
What, am I guest-hosting again?? :confused:

That would be great if you take over for a few months-I'm kinda busy protecting the weak and stuff like that when they afford to have to do that kind of stuff you know what I mean :cool:

TomOne said:
OK ... lets play swap outs then.

Twat <-> Cunt

Piss Flaps <-> Golden Shower Drapes

Beef Curtains <-> Penis Envelope

Poodle House <-> Home for a Cute Lil' Doggy Dick

There - hope that keeps it nicer!
Practice makes perfect ... and so far, you're pretty damn shitty at this!

When did you start getting into fucking poodles, dear?!? :confused:

I made up Poodle House myself you know and it seems to catching on now :nana: By the way, piss flaps are not golden shower drapes-those would be more like Beef Curtains me thinks.
 
bearlee said:
That would be great if you take over for a few months-I'm kinda busy protecting the weak and stuff like that when they afford to have to do that kind of stuff you know what I mean :cool:

I could do it while taking a break from my thread to make a few people happier.... well maybe just one but with multiple personalities :cool:
 
ran57gr said:
I could do it while taking a break from my thread to make a few people happier.... well maybe just one but with multiple personalities :cool:

Making one with multiple personalities is the same as making many people happy in my book :)

I know Mr. David sent this out to the world, but here's a new Screen Cleaner for everyone-This thing has kept me mesmorized for hours how :D

Tom, move your mouse!
 
bearlee said:
Making one with multiple personalities is the same as making many people happy in my book :)

I know Mr. David sent this out to the world, but here's a new Screen Cleaner for everyone-This thing has kept me mesmorized for hours how :D

Tom, move your mouse!


deep down I have a big generous heart ;)

excuse me now, got some screen cleaning to do :p :p
 
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