Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[laaag]

what do you mean worked up???? I thought that was Dawn's job

It is, so quit talking about your thighs!

 

[Galene]

I don't In fact, after 14 marriages, in an effort to salvage this one, I've signed up for courses-this in addition to work is a pain in the ass but worth, but look at this caseload:


Subject: Fw: CLASSES FOR MEN
Date: Tue, 10 Jan 2006

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 16, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
I'll probably skip this class every Tuesday for the next few months-the maid offered to role pay with me on those nights.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Well, with the exception of

Class 8 because he does bring me flowers
Class 10 because I can park a car better than he does
and
Class 13 because he never forgets

I think NG is in dire need of the courses ... be an angel and take him along, will you?

 

[bodthemod]

Goes without saying on both counts!

 

[bearlee]

You seemed stunned for some reason

 

[bearlee]

Well, with the exception of

Class 8 because he does bring me flowers
Class 10 because I can park a car better than he does
and
Class 13 because he never forgets

I think NG is in dire need of the courses ... be an angel and take him along, will you?

I don't know if it would help him-he already sounds pussywhipped

 

[sybilrose]

I don't know if it would help him-he already sounds pussywhipped

I dont think the classes would help blooze even a little bit ! He knows all that stuff doesnt mean he is gona do it. Well he does give me flowers alot and he has never thought I was his mother

 

[intotrouble24]

just joining in

I have really enjoyed your, pics, quips and stories. You two have a lot of talent as a photographer-model team.

 

[sybilrose]

I have really enjoyed your, pics, quips and stories. You two have a lot of talent as a photographer-model team.

I dont know where those two got off to but welcome to Lit I am sure Bear will back at some point to give you your Blowjob its a custom of his.

 

[VickyBee]

Good morning Bearlee . I hope your friday is a great one!

 

[bodthemod]

You seemed stunned for some reason

Wellllllll... I can't believe that it's such a bargain !!!

 

[TomOne]

Is the obilgatory castration and penis removal also included in with the cost of the course ???

Not that this would concern Tommy !!!

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Goes without saying on both counts!

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Now down on your knees bear and give good ol' otrouble24 one of your famously sloppy blowjobs, dude!

 

[bodthemod]

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Tommmmmm... I'm shocked at the language !!!

 

[ShavedGuy]

It is, so quit talking about your thighs!

I agree, why dont we rather talk about Dawn's lovely thighs

 

[bearlee]

I have really enjoyed your, pics, quips and stories. You two have a lot of talent as a photographer-model team.

Hi-thanks and welcome to the thread-glad to see you made your way over-hope you hang around Do your best to ignore people like TomOne-it's something about penis envy he suffers from me thinks

 

[bearlee]

This Is For Ran

well, and everyone else So I submitted 4 illustrated Haikus because Ran loves my poetry so much. The site rejected one because the illustration was too graphic, yet one of these three is just as graphic as the rejected one in my opinion Okay, give us 5's

HAZEY ILLUSIONS

SUSTAINER OF LIFE

EYES OF TWO

 

[bodthemod]

I agree, why dont we rather talk about Dawn's lovely thighs

Or her sultry eyes !!!

 

[ariadne]

I think he's gone underground, terrified by my scary nipples

Where the heck is Dawn?? I miss her

I'm here at Lee's office, alive and well,Honey.........I miss you too!........Love your new AV.........hope things are going well in your life...........I just wanted to stop and say hi to you and everyone else..........some day I'll have to stop in here for a couple of hours and catch up on everthing.......I think I fell out of the loop...........love you, Baby!...........Dawn

 

[ariadne]

Or her sultry eyes !!!

Thanks for still remembering me, you guys........Lee keeps me updated on what's going on.............I miss you all!!..............cock kisses to your handsome member,bod!

 

[bodthemod]

Thanks for still remembering me, you guys........Lee keeps me updated on what's going on.............I miss you all!!..............cock kisses to your handsome member,bod!

Miss you ???

How could we forget your sweet body, sexy eyes and seductive voice ???

 

[Galene]

I'm here at Lee's office, alive and well,Honey.........I miss you too!........Love your new AV.........hope things are going well in your life...........I just wanted to stop and say hi to you and everyone else..........some day I'll have to stop in here for a couple of hours and catch up on everthing.......I think I fell out of the loop...........love you, Baby!...........Dawn

*hugggs* I've missed you, Baby... Lee is driving me nuts, he flirts with all the good looking guys in my thread and now he's writing poetry again
Plus, he keeps diddling with your pics .... well, no matter how hard he tries, he can't disguise your beauty and sensuality
Love you, Dawn!!

 

[ariadne]

*hugggs* I've missed you, Baby... Lee is driving me nuts, he flirts with all the good looking guys in my thread and now he's writing poetry again
Plus, he keeps diddling with your pics .... well, no matter how hard he tries, he can't disguise your beauty and sensuality
Love you, Dawn!!

Bye for now Baby.......I'll be thinking of you........say hi to our beloved sis Syb, OK???......Love.............Dawn.........(gotta go- Lee keeps me running)

 

[TomOne]

Hi-thanks and welcome to the thread-glad to see you made your way over-hope you hang around Do your best to ignore people like TomOne-it's something about penis envy he suffers from me thinks

A man was taking a shower in the presence of his three-year-old daughter. The daughter looked at her dad and said, "Daddy, you have a penis."

The father said, "Yes, I do."

The kid said, "I don't have a penis."

Dad said, "Yes, that's right."

Kid said "Mommy doesn't have a penis."

Again, Dad confirmed.

The daughter frowned, and then looked up at her dad reassuringly and said, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry, because yours is very small."

And the moral of the story is the entire concept of Penis Envy is bunk, but the Penis Pity I feel to this day for guys like bear is strong and true, becuz I am such a kind, caring, and wonderful man!

 

[bearlee]

A man was taking a shower in the presence of his three-year-old daughter. The daughter looked at her dad and said, "Daddy, you have a penis."

The father said, "Yes, I do."

The kid said, "I don't have a penis."

Dad said, "Yes, that's right."

Kid said "Mommy doesn't have a penis."

Again, Dad confirmed.

The daughter frowned, and then looked up at her dad reassuringly and said, "Well Daddy, I don't think you should worry, because yours is very small."


And the moral of the story is the entire concept of Penis Envy is bunk, but the Penis Pity I feel to this day for guys like bear is strong and true, becuz I am such a kind, caring, and wonderful man!

If I even had a clue as to what the hell the you mean, I could respond to your kiddie porn joke

 

[sig357]

Enjoy now, it's later than you think!

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Nice blog, VickyBee! A fellow could spend all day there. Is that some kind of sex machine I see?

 

[Many Feathers]

Hey Lee...

Been a while huh? Enjoyed the cute spicy poems...loved the erotica.