Dawg's Quotation Thread

More Than A Quote

Attitude

There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
Looked in the mirror,
And noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."
So she did And She Had A Wonderful Day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror
And saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M," she said,
"I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."
So she did And She Had A Grand Day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
"Well," she said,
"today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did And She Had A Fun, Fun Day.

The next day she woke up,
Looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YEA!" she exclaimed,
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary,
For everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,

Love generously,

Care deeply,

Speak kindly.......

Leave the rest to God

With love
 
Too Cool without a Doubt

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
 
"Death is before me today:
Like the recovery of a sick man,
Like going forth into a
garden after sickness.

"Death is before me today:
Like the odor of myrrh,
Like the sitting under a sail
in a good wind.

"Death is before me today:
Like the course of a stream,
Like the return of a man
from the war-galley to
his house.

"Death is before me today:
Like the home that a man longs to see,
After years spent as a captive."
 
Henry Ward Beecher, 'Eyes and Ears'

"A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all."
 
Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.
~Henry Van Dyke~
 
Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
 
Hippocrates

Men think epilepsy divine, merely because they do not understand it. But if they called everything divine which they do not understand, why, there would be no end of divine things.
 
SweetSassyVixen said:
Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse
(Author Unknown)
I think James Dean said it, and The Fonz quoted him on an episode of Happy Days.
 
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
(Raoul Duke)
 
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.


George Carlin
 
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded."
--Maya Angelou
 
Mother Teresa

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
 
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
-- Sean Connery​
 
Noah ~ The Notebook

I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.​
 
Aristotle

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
 
Agatha Christie


"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her !"
 
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