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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*the jeep radio suddenly crackles with static*

Dave.

Dave, can you hear me?

Just letting you know that I've got 'Ella' with me at Playful's shed.

Either she has a twin sister, or ... dum-dum-daah *gasp* ... one of them is a zombie doppelganger!!!! :eek:
 
Jett_73 said:
*the jeep radio suddenly crackles with static*

Dave.

Dave, can you hear me?

Just letting you know that I've got 'Ella' with me at Playful's shed.

Either she has a twin sister, or ... dum-dum-daah *gasp* ... one of them is a zombie doppelganger!!!! :eek:
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Safety's off. Dopplegangers are bad, Mmmmmmmmmmkay?

Watches Ella and Playful very carefully.
 
Clearly, brains are not on the menu. You two are free to cavort and pick strawberries and do whatever you think you need to do to convince me that you're not pulling some sort of evil shenanigans.
 
Chaingun said:
Clearly, brains are not on the menu. You two are free to cavort and pick strawberries and do whatever you think you need to do to convince me that you're not pulling some sort of evil shenanigans.
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* raises an eyebrow*

Evil shenanigans?

* pokes Dave in the butt with a stick*

You're the one who needs to keep watch. If I was a zombie one of the girls could be eaten by now.
 
*giggles, fists on hips* Yeah Dave! :p



Alright, well, my bucket is full.... but.... um.... I don't think those guys are looking to share them.

*frowning, pointing over the low rise, two figures slowly appearing over it*

Time to go?
 
PlayfulLittle1 said:
*giggles, fists on hips* Yeah Dave! :p



Alright, well, my bucket is full.... but.... um.... I don't think those guys are looking to share them.

*frowning, pointing over the low rise, two figures slowly appearing over it*

Time to go?
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Hell no. We're what? Six? We can take em.

* sneaks to the Jeep and pulls my sniper rifle out of the back*

Imma go climb a tree. If you get in trouble leave me a clear shot.
 
WhipLuvr said:
Hell no. We're what? Six? We can take em.

* sneaks to the Jeep and pulls my sniper rifle out of the back*

Imma go climb a tree. If you get in trouble leave me a clear shot.
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Alright Whip, I trust you, just... gimme a split second warning before you fire the first time so I don't pee my pants. I don't have an awful lot of clothes anymore, and would rather not mess these up. :rolleyes:

*tucks my full bucket in the back and rummages until I find an empty container*

I only make shortcake with the drop biscuit style shortcakes, so if anyone else is gonna be looking for angelfood or poundcake they's gonna have to make 'em themselves...
 
WhipLuvr said:
* raises an eyebrow*

Evil shenanigans?

* pokes Dave in the butt with a stick*

You're the one who needs to keep watch. If I was a zombie one of the girls could be eaten by now.
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PlayfulLittle1 said:
*giggles, fists on hips* Yeah Dave! :p



Alright, well, my bucket is full.... but.... um.... I don't think those guys are looking to share them.

*frowning, pointing over the low rise, two figures slowly appearing over it*

Time to go?
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WhipLuvr said:
Hell no. We're what? Six? We can take em.

* sneaks to the Jeep and pulls my sniper rifle out of the back*

Imma go climb a tree. If you get in trouble leave me a clear shot.
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*Seeing the two figures from my position, and noting Whip looking for a good perch with her rifle slung, I decide to save her the time. Moving behind the two deadheads, I bare my teeth in a silent hard grin as I decide to have some sport with it. Throwing a rock for noise, I channel them together using the terrain until they're side by side, then rise from my hiding spot and dispatch both with a single stroke of my katana, taking them both off just above the nose. I turn the blade to catch the sun, letting it flash to signal Whip that the job is done. Looking down the rise from where they came, I see a larger group about a thousand yards back. Looks like Whip will get to have some fun too. I head back to the group to let them know what's coming.*
 
WhipLuvr said:
* raises an eyebrow*

Evil shenanigans?

* pokes Dave in the butt with a stick*

You're the one who needs to keep watch. If I was a zombie one of the girls could be eaten by now.
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You are the sneakiest of sneaky girls, My Friend. And if I ever catch you, I am going to attempt to put you across my lap, but not the sitting kind of across my lap like when you were drinking your beer.
 
Chaingun said:
You are the sneakiest of sneaky girls, My Friend. And if I ever catch you, I am going to attempt to put you across my lap, but not the sitting kind of across my lap like when you were drinking your beer.
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:eek:Shit. That sounds more dangerous than zombies. Remind me to be out of the bunker the day you plan on trying that.
 
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