Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Awesome. What's that moaning?

I'm sure it's nothing.

Why don't you let me hold your rifle so you can drive your truck?

It's right out there...

 

[Chaingun]

Thers not really anything to tell....
* grabd him and leads him out to the dance floor*

Grinds against you.

"Have you been zombie-proofed yet?"

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm sure it's nothing.

Why don't you let me hold your rifle so you can drive your truck?

It's right out there...

What the fuck, dude. I'll never let go of my rifle. Just what do you think you're doing?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I've got some of my own.

LOL and you have the video from last night.
Speaking of which, I want a copy!!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

What the fuck, dude. I'll never let go of my rifle. Just what do you think you're doing?

I figured I'd see if I could make some room for more wimmens here.

But hey, it's also a survival test. If you aren't dumb enough to fall for it, I need you to hang around. Only the dumbasses get eaten.

 

[BradBigBrain]

LOL and you have the video from last night.
Speaking of which, I want a copy!!!!!

I do?

Oh yeah. I do. You can have whatever you want!

 

[BradBigBrain]

I figured I'd see if I could make some room for more wimmens here.

But hey, it's also a survival test. If you aren't dumb enough to fall for it, I need you to hang around. Only the dumbasses get eaten.

So, after all this time...you're testing me? Fucking typical jarhead. I bet you were an officer, too.

 

[Chaingun]

I like your new signature line. Did you know that in the book, Hartman was named Gerheim?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I do?

Oh yeah. I do. You can have whatever you want!

*Stumbles in*

Damn, It is night time already???
I must have had too much to drink.
Not sure I remember what all happened all night long.
Good thing Brad set up the video camera.

Will someone fix me a drink please?

LOL yep as long as you hit record, you do...

 

[Chaingun]

So, after all this time...you're testing me? Fucking typical jarhead. I bet you were an officer, too.

I would have gone to the Naval Academy but I didn't like anal sex...with men.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I like your new signature line. Did you know that in the book, Hartman was named Gerheim?

No but I did know that R. Lee Ermy auditioned by sending in a tape of himself recruting boots. It was awesome and Stanley gave him the role on the spot.

 

[Chaingun]

No but I did know that R. Lee Ermy auditioned by sending in a tape of himself recruting boots. It was awesome and Stanley gave him the role on the spot.

He actually yelled for five minutes straight while someone threw tennis balls at him to prove that he could do it without being distracted.

 

[BradBigBrain]

He actually yelled for five minutes straight while someone threw tennis balls at him to prove that he could do it without being distracted.

He is da man.

 

[sombrablanca]

Holy shit.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

While you guys are discussing book/movie, I am going to be over here shooting Troll Zombies.

Send me an unrequested, badly photo-shopped cock pic...take this.
BANG
*head explodes and I laugh hysterically*

 

[Chaingun]

He is da man.

I've met him twice. And have pictures of him and I.

Holy shit.

What's wrong, Dude? See something out there?

 

[sombrablanca]

Beratin someone for 5 min straight while gettin pegged. Damn. And PW's shootin. xD

 

[BradBigBrain]

While you guys are discussing book/movie, I am going to be over here shooting Troll Zombies.

Send me an unrequested, badly photo-shopped cock pic...take this.
BANG
*head explodes and I laugh hysterically*

That is so hot!

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Beratin someone for 5 min straight while gettin pegged. Damn. And PW's shootin. xD

Yes but since you never harassed me with unsolicited cock pics I'm not shooting at you.

Pass me my list I need to look for Troll Zombie number 2.

 

[Chaingun]

Beratin someone for 5 min straight while gettin pegged. Damn. And PW's shootin. xD

Dude, you got pegged?

That is so hot!

Ain't it? She's easy to love, that one!

 

[Pirates_Wench]

That is so hot!

Just wait till I pull out my bow and shoot the more obnoxious ones with flaming arrows.
I want to hear them sizzle!!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Just wait till I pull out my bow and shoot the more obnoxious ones with flaming arrows.
I want to hear them sizzle!!!

You wild woman. How fucking hot is that?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

You wild woman. How fucking hot is that?

You ain't seen nothing yet Baby!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Hey, did I tell y'all that I picked up a Thompson Contender while I was out today?

This little baby is chambered in 444 Marlin. I'm saving it for when there are more than one nearby since I think it will over penetrate and most likely take out the walkers behind the target. Ought to be a good show, eh?

 

[sombrablanca]

Nah, thats so uncreative, unengaging...If all you got is a big cock ya woman gonna be sore, n enjoy it 1st few times but gonna get bored... I wanna please mine. xD n amuse. be amused.