Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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I'm sure it's nothing.

Why don't you let me hold your rifle so you can drive your truck?

It's right out there... :cool:

What the fuck, dude. I'll never let go of my rifle. Just what do you think you're doing? :mad::mad::mad:
 
What the fuck, dude. I'll never let go of my rifle. Just what do you think you're doing? :mad::mad::mad:

I figured I'd see if I could make some room for more wimmens here.

But hey, it's also a survival test. If you aren't dumb enough to fall for it, I need you to hang around. Only the dumbasses get eaten.
 
I figured I'd see if I could make some room for more wimmens here.

But hey, it's also a survival test. If you aren't dumb enough to fall for it, I need you to hang around. Only the dumbasses get eaten.

So, after all this time...you're testing me? Fucking typical jarhead. I bet you were an officer, too.
 
I like your new signature line. Did you know that in the book, Hartman was named Gerheim?

No but I did know that R. Lee Ermy auditioned by sending in a tape of himself recruting boots. It was awesome and Stanley gave him the role on the spot.
 
No but I did know that R. Lee Ermy auditioned by sending in a tape of himself recruting boots. It was awesome and Stanley gave him the role on the spot.

He actually yelled for five minutes straight while someone threw tennis balls at him to prove that he could do it without being distracted.
 
While you guys are discussing book/movie, I am going to be over here shooting Troll Zombies.

Send me an unrequested, badly photo-shopped cock pic...take this.
BANG
*head explodes and I laugh hysterically*
 
Beratin someone for 5 min straight while gettin pegged. Damn. And PW's shootin. xD
 
While you guys are discussing book/movie, I am going to be over here shooting Troll Zombies.

Send me an unrequested, badly photo-shopped cock pic...take this.
BANG
*head explodes and I laugh hysterically*

That is so hot!
 
Hey, did I tell y'all that I picked up a Thompson Contender while I was out today?

This little baby is chambered in 444 Marlin. I'm saving it for when there are more than one nearby since I think it will over penetrate and most likely take out the walkers behind the target. Ought to be a good show, eh?
 
Nah, thats so uncreative, unengaging...If all you got is a big cock ya woman gonna be sore, n enjoy it 1st few times but gonna get bored... I wanna please mine. xD n amuse. be amused.
 
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