Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Once the engine's fueled and started, it's hard to shut off.



We've got nothing but time. When we're not foraging, or painting your room purple, or shooting zombies, I'll take care of you.


That is what we were counting on.
Hope you ate your Wheaties this morning!!
 
*picks up remote and turns on dance music as the disco ball makes the bunker's upper defenses light up in a million rotating stars*
 
*Som does as ordered by DA, and gets out on the floor, letting someone else man the hickory filled grill wafting through the air, the faint smoke moving into the sky making the lighting even better. He may not have a lot of experience, but hes enthusiastic.*
 
* casually strolls in*
What the heck is going on here??
Oooooh steak!
 
What a pretty night. The stars are shining. Everyone's mellow. The zombies are staying away.



Perhaps we should make a list of the Lit trolls that we should hunt down and put out of their zombie misery. Ladies?
 
I have a list of suggestions!!!!!!!!
Let me find those cock pics too!
The ones that are obviously photo-shopped are at the top of the list!
 
* grabs a plate of food and sits down*

So how's things? Need anyone to go get anything?
 
I have a list of suggestions!!!!!!!!
Let me find those cock pics too!
The ones that are obviously photo-shopped are at the top of the list!

Yes, let's make a list and kill their zombie selves!

I'll help there. They make us all look like asses...Bad for the image.

Shit, let's just kill all the male zombies we see. I'm not saving them!

* grabs a plate of food and sits down*

So how's things? Need anyone to go get anything?

We need you to hang out with us and regale us with stories of your adventures in Zombieland.
 
Exactly. Unless you can teach me to dance? o_O I overheard someone mentioning epileptic gorillas.
 
Yes, let's make a list and kill their zombie selves!



Shit, let's just kill all the male zombies we see. I'm not saving them!



We need you to hang out with us and regale us with stories of your adventures in Zombieland.
Hmmm.... You mean before I came here?
Or when I went out to gt that stuff?
 
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