Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*suddenly channels Cuban revolutionaries and picks up an AK-74 and fires an entire magazine into the air excitedly*

"Viva la Revolucion!!!"


*looks around, realizes what he just did, and in embarrassment, apologizes for stopping the dance party with gunfire*
 
OH YEAH!!!!!

I have been dying to get you to dance with me!!
or for me :devil:

*whispers in your ear...I have to warn you licker makes me horny*

Let's sway
while color lights up your face...

Pulling you closer to me...grasping your sexy butt...
 
In vino, veritas...




In Long Island....there are people who talk funny.
 
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I think he was insulting the people from the Island...not the drink. :D

Yeah, those dingleberries that move down here and put Yankees logo stuff all over their cars. That's who I was insulting!!! They make it all the way here without ever moving out of the left lane on I-95. Bastards!!!
 
The others are all still here...they're just mesmerized and being quiet. LOL
 
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