Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[BradBigBrain]

Um, why would you need a gun safe? Trying to keep the zombie children from getting hurt by playing with your firearms?

LOL

Don't listen to CG, I love the idea of a classy gun rack armoire. Besides I bet CG picks his teeth with the end of his bayonet after eating his meat salad and twinkies.

I love it, too. Pretty damn sexy if you ask me.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Tell Her No ~ The Zombies

And if she should tell you "come closer"
And if she tempts you with her charms

Tell her no no no no no-no-no-no
No no no no no-no-no-no
No no no no no
Don't hurt me now for her love belongs to me

And if she should tell you "I love you"
And if she tempts you with her charms

Tell her no no no no no-no-no-no
No no no no no-no-no-no
(don't take her love for your arms)
No no no no no
Don't hurt me now for her love belongs to me

I know she's the kind of girl
Who'd throw my love away
But I still love her so
Don't hurt me now, don't hurt me now

If she tells you "I love you"
Just remember she said that to me

Tell her no no no no no-no-no-no
No no no no no-no-no-no
(don't take her love from my arms)
No no no no no
Don't leave me now for her love belongs to me

 

[Size13]

*pulls the M82A1 out of the case and sets it up next to CG...*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Barrett-M82-latrun-exhibition-1.jpg/800px-Barrett-M82-latrun-exhibition-1.jpg

Watch this...

*points out about 500 yards at the shambler just coming over the rise*

*squeezes the trigger and surprises CG with how loud it is*

*the shambler's head explodes in a red mist*

That is how it is done...

*Smirks and walks off to go find DA*

 

[BradBigBrain]

*pulls the M82A1 out of the case and sets it up next to CG...*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Barrett-M82-latrun-exhibition-1.jpg/800px-Barrett-M82-latrun-exhibition-1.jpg

Watch this...

*points out about 500 yards at the shambler just coming over the rise*

*squeezes the trigger and surprises CG with how loud it is*

*the shambler's head explodes in a red mist*

That is how it is done...

*Smirks and walks off to go find DA*

Good job, big man!

 

[sombrablanca]

not bad but you just missed my 1000 yarder.

 

[Chaingun]

Then how'd you miss so bloody badly?

LOL, cause I'm not a Marine.

And I'm a pistol shooter not a rifleman. And, um, I needed to get my eyes checked, but on the day that I showed up for my first optometrist appointment in 45 years, it turned out that the receptionist was feasting on the dentist. So much for me getting glasses.

The next day, the president declared a state of emergency; a week later, all of the military and police enforced order had pretty much broken down; and a month after that the electricity went off, we all took to living by our wits, and I haven't seen any type of medical professional in a year.

*points out about 500 yards at the shambler just coming over the rise*

*squeezes the trigger and surprises CG with how loud it is*

*the shambler's head explodes in a red mist*

That is how it is done...

*Smirks and walks off to go find DA*

Glorious.

So, why do I have to learn to shoot long range then?



I'm going below to get more liquor. Let's sit up here and watch the stars and pick off walkers all night. Naked drinking party on the defenses!

*goes off to look for P-Dub, Kat, Neon, Janee, Serene, Fantasy, AVY, and Bella and invite them too.*

 

[Size13]

*sees DA with an evil intent in her eye, and a big flipping GUN...*

 

[Chaingun]

Hey y'all, I've been saving this for a special occasion. Anybody that wants to shoot it after I take my turn should go down to the ammo locker and bring up a couple of ammo boxes.

Woot.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/soilantgreen/gatling_gun.jpg


*Hits the switch to start the electric motor and the barrels begin rotating. Depresses the trigger and the chaingun begins spitting fiery lead down range and destroying wandering zombies in their tracks.*

Somebody tell those girls to get up here and take a turn!!! Call WhipLuvr, I couldn't find her when I was down stairs telling the other girls.

 

[Designing_Angel]

not bad but you just missed my 1000 yarder.

* blows a kiss to Size

Hey Som, how 'bout these apples.....
http://s17.postimage.org/x01jshoq7/Picture_18.png

Mag fed 20MM Anzio

 

[Designing_Angel]

Hey y'all, I've been saving this for a special occasion. Anybody that wants to shoot it after I take my turn should go down to the ammo locker and bring up a couple of ammo boxes.

Woot.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/soilantgreen/gatling_gun.jpg


*Hits the switch to start the electric motor and the barrels begin rotating. Depresses the trigger and the chaingun begins spitting fiery lead down range and destroying wandering zombies in their tracks.*

Somebody tell those girls to get up here and take a turn!!! Call WhipLuvr, I couldn't find her when I was down stairs telling the other girls.

Cute CG but the gun you built for ComiCon isn't going to do to much to zombies.

 

[Chaingun]

Yeah!!! Get some!

Come on ya, Zombie Bastards!!!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/soilantgreen/Chaingun.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

Cute CG but the gun you built for ComiCon isn't going to do to much to zombies.

Are you making fun of my weapon?

 

[sombrablanca]

Oh God yes! Whered you find that beauty DA? n I love your apples. xD

 

[Designing_Angel]

Are you making fun of my weapon?

Yes, Yes I am.

Size and I put this one together. We were thinking it could go on a vehicle but if you want to pop strays from the roof that works too.

http://s13.postimage.org/63m5xwv9j/big_gun_1.jpg

 

[Designing_Angel]

Oh God yes! Whered you find that beauty DA? n I love your apples. xD

Had it stashed away before I found the bunker last week. P Dub helped me bring some of my things over a few days ago. I was just waiting for the right 'who's cock is bigger' contest to start before I whipped Candy out.

kiss kiss

 

[BradBigBrain]

Yes, Yes I am.

Size and I put this one together. We were thinking it could go on a vehicle but if you want to pop strays from the roof that works too.

http://s13.postimage.org/63m5xwv9j/big_gun_1.jpg

I think it would have been great on the back of my deuce...but alas...it's been destroyed.

 

[Chaingun]

"What?!?! I can't hear y'all over the sound of my own awesomeness!!!"


*holds the trigger down, mowing down undead shamblers, vaporizing skulls, and making a really loud ruckus*

 

[Chaingun]

I think it would have been great on the back of my deuce...but alas...it's been destroyed.

I'll get you another. With Army markings. Ya big baby.



Woot!

*continues riddling the assembled zombie horde with massive amounts of lead*

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'll get you another. With Army markings. Ya big baby.



Woot!

*continues riddling the assembled zombie horde with massive amounts of lead*

Thanks!!! I love the deuce!!! You are da man!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Thanks!!! I love the deuce!!! You are da man!!!

I know where there's an older M809 five ton 6x6 if you'd like something larger.

It's parked amongst a bunch of M939's that don't seem to be complete enough to run. Or we could hold out for a deuce and a half for you.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I know where there's an older M809 five ton 6x6 if you'd like something larger.

It's parked amongst a bunch of M939's that don't seem to be complete enough to run. Or we could hold out for a deuce and a half for you.

Cool. I want to get back on the road. Anyone want to join me?

 

[Tiarra]

http://plannerwire.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zombie1.jpg

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://plannerwire.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zombie1.jpg

I am. Are you?

 

[Tiarra]

I am. Are you?

Oh. I'm just here for the oral lovins. *S*

 

[BradBigBrain]

Oh. I'm just here for the oral lovins. *S*

Cool...there's some spanking going on, too. I'm sure that your sexy butt is a candidate for that.