Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Designing_Angel]

Um, why would you need a gun safe? Trying to keep the zombie children from getting hurt by playing with your firearms?

LOL

I didn't say she should lock it. I thought it was hot if she had a gun armoire.

Don't listen to CG, I love the idea of a classy gun rack armoire. Besides I bet CG picks his teeth with the end of his bayonet after eating his meat salad and twinkies.

 

[Chaingun]

The Police

When the World is Running Down (You Make the Best of What's Still Around)

Turn on my V.C.R.
Same one I've had for years
James Brown on the T. A. M. I. show
Same tape I've had for years
I sit in my old car
Same one I've had for years
Old battery's running down
It ran for years and years

Turn on the radio
The static hurts my ears
Tell me where would I go
I ain't been out in years
Turn on the stereo
It's played for years and years
An Otis Redding song
It's all I own

When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around
When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around

Plug in my M.C.I
To exercise my brain
Make records on my own
Can't go out in the rain
Pick up the telephone
I've listened here for years
No one to talk to me
I've listened here for years

When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around
When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around

When I feel lonely here
Don't waste my time with tears
I run 'Deep Throat' again
It ran for years and years
Don't like the food I eat
The cans are running out
Same food for years and years
I hate the food I eat

When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around
When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around

When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around
When the world is running down
You make the best of what's still around

 

[Chaingun]

King Crimson

Epitaph

The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams.
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams.
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams.

Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools.

Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

 

[Chaingun]

In case you haven't figured it out yet, today is "Post your favorite apocalyptic song lyrics day."

Something to good to do while sitting on the ramparts and keeping watch in a ruined world.

 

[Chaingun]

Metallica

Fight Fire with Fire

Do unto others as they've done to you
But what the hell is this world coming to?

Blow the universe into nothingness
Nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear
We all shall die

Time is like a fuse, short and burning fast
Armageddon is here, like said in the past

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear


Soon to fill our lungs the hot winds of death
The gods are laughing, so take your last breath

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight!

 

[sombrablanca]

Iron man. Ozzy. Hey all. Whats up? n damn CG, i wish i'd not been in such a licentious mood when I came up the road. Seems I've turned off all the women. *He sighs, sipping a Long Island* But on better news, he cleared out a few of the hardware and building supply companies. we can keep expanding as needed. We even found a builder to use em. So, Iron Man work? End of world by superhero who was turned on by those he protected for years, former philanthropist Genius?


Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there, Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel. In the great magnetic field. When he traveled time, For the future of mankind.
Nobody wants him, He just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance, That he will soon unfold.
Now the time is here For iron man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron man lives again!

 

[Chaingun]

Steely Dan

King of the World

Hello one and all
Was it you I used to know
Can't you hear me call
On this old ham radio
All I got to say
I'm alive and feeling fine
If you come my way
You can share my poison wine

CHORUS:
No marigolds in the promised land
There's a hole in the ground
Where they used to grow
Any man left on the Rio Grande
Is the king of the world
As far as I know

I don't want your bread
I don't need your helping hand
I can't be no savage
I can't be no highwayman
Show me where you are
You and I will spend this day
Driving in my car
Through the ruins of Santa Fe

CHORUS

I'm reading last year's papers
Although I don't know why
Assassins cons and rapers
Might as well die

If you come around
No more pain and no regrets
Watch the sun go brown
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
There's no need to hide
Taking things the easy way
If I stay inside
I might live til Saturday

CHORUS

 

[Chaingun]

Duran Duran

Last Day On Earth

Mesmerized
You get sucked in by the hype
Headlights in your eyes

Flame burns fast
Then your soul goes up in smoke
Where's your faith in life?

Now what would you do
If there was no tomorrow?
And where would you go
If you knew this was your last day on Earth?

Having the time of your life
But you don't realize

Play to win
So you got to roll the dice
It's a vicious game

One false move
That's how fortunes change
And you're going down

Now what would you do
If there was no tomorrow?
And where would you go
If you knew this was your last day on Earth?

This is the time of your life
But you don't realize

Now what would you do
If you knew this was your last day on Earth?

I'd kiss you goodbye

Last chance, living, taking, giving, having,
Losing, needing, loving, waking, standing,
Hoping, dreaming, smiling, laughing, feeling,
Crying, wanting something, touching, living:.

Your last day on Earth

 

[Designing_Angel]

Zombie Apocalypse
By Morticians

No more room in Hell
Putrid rotting smell
Hunger need to kill

Ripping through the Earth
Lust for blood and death
Seeking human flesh

Hunger of the dead
Human corpses bled

Ripping off the heads
Bones are torn of flesh

Guts are torn apart
Pulling out the hearts
Bones are left to rot

Bodies stripped of flesh
Hell now walks the earth
Zombie plague of death

 

[Chaingun]

Pink Floyd

Two Suns in the Sunset


In my rear view mirror the sun is going down
Sinking behind bridges in the road
And I think of all the good things
That we have left undone
And I suffer premonitions
Confirm suspicions
Of the holocaust to come.

The wire that holds the cork
That keeps the anger in
Gives way
And suddenly it's day again.
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done.
Two suns in the sunset
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Could be the human race is run.

Like the moment when the brakes lock
And you slide towards the big truck
"Oh no!"
"[scream] Daddy, Daddy!"
You stretch the frozen moments with your fear.
And you'll never hear their voices
And you'll never see their faces
You have no recourse to the law anymore.

And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend.
Finally I understand the feelings of the few.
Ashes and diamonds
Foe and friend
We were all equal in the end.

"...and now the weather. Tomorrow will be cloudy with scattered showers
spreading from the east ... with an expected high of 4000 degrees
Celsius"

 

[Chaingun]

More Apocalyptic songs!!!!

Iron Maiden

When the Wild Wind Blows


Have you heard what they said on the news today
Have you heard what is coming to us all?
That the world as we know it will be coming to an end
Have you heard, have you heard?

He sees them in the distance when the darkened clouds roll
He could feel tension in the atmosphere
He would look in the mirror, see an old man now
Does it matter they survive somehow

They said there's nothing can be done about the situation
They said there's nothing you can do at all
To sit and wait around for something to occur
Did you know, did you know?

As he stares across the garden looking at the meadows
Wonders if they'll ever grow again
The desperation of the situation getting graver
Getting ready when the wild wind blows

Have you seen what they said on the news today
Have you heard what they said about us all
Do you know what is happening to just every one of us
Have you heard, have you heard?

There will be a catastrophe the like we've never seen
There will be something that will light the sky
That the world as we know it, it will never be the same
Did you know, did you know?

He carries everything into the shelter not a fuss
Getting ready when the moment comes
He has enough supplies to last them for a year or two
Good to have because you never know

They tell us nothing that we don't already know about
They tell us nothing that is real at all
They only fill us with the stuff that they want
Did you know, did you know?

He's nearly finished with the preparations for the day
He's getting tired; that'll do for now
They are preparing for the very worst to come to them
Getting ready when the wild wind blows

He sees the picture on the wall, it's falling down
Upside down
He sees a teardrop from his wife roll down her face
Saying Grace

Remember times they had, they flash right through his mind
Left behind
Of a lifetime spent together long ago
Will be gone

They've been preparing for some weeks now
For when the crucial moment comes
To take their refuge in the shelter
Let them prepare for what will come

They make a tea and sit there waiting
They're in the shelter feeling snug
Not long to wait for absolution
Don't make a fuss; just sit and wait

Can't believe all the lying,
All the screens are denying
That the moments of truth have begun

Can't you see it on the T.V.?
Don't believe them in the least bit
Now the days of our ending have begun

Say a prayer when it's all over
Survivors unite, all as one
Got to try and help each other
Got the will to overcome

I can't believe all the lying
All the screens are denying
That the moments of truth have begun

Can't you see it on the T.V.?
Don't believe them in the least bit
Now the days of our ending have begun

When they found them, had their arms wrapped around each other
Their tins of poison laying near by their clothes
The day they both mistook an earthquake for the fallout
Just another when the wild wind blows

 

[Designing_Angel]

Iron man. Ozzy. Hey all. Whats up? n damn CG, i wish i'd not been in such a licentious mood when I came up the road. Seems I've turned off all the women. *He sighs, sipping a Long Island* But on better news, he cleared out a few of the hardware and building supply companies. we can keep expanding as needed. We even found a builder to use em. So, Iron Man work? End of world by superhero who was turned on by those he protected for years, former philanthropist Genius?


Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there, Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel. In the great magnetic field. When he traveled time, For the future of mankind.
Nobody wants him, He just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance, That he will soon unfold.
Now the time is here For iron man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron man lives again!

Hun compared to the kinks on the board I really don't think you are as licentious as you think you are.

Kiss kiss.... We wimmenz are just making sure we are pre-inoculated with CG's zombie cure. You should come dancing in the evening next time.

BTW: what does you screen name mean? I can't even pronounce it.

 

[Chaingun]

Creed

Who's Got My Back?

Run...hide
All that was sacred to us
Sacred to us
See the signs
The covenant has been broken
By mankind
Leaving us with no shoulder...with no shoulder
To rest our head on
To rest our head on
To rest our head on

Who's got my back now?
When all we have left is deceptive
So disconnected
So what is the truth now?

There's still time
All that has been devastated
Can be recreated
Realize
We pick up the broken pieces
Of our lives
Giving ourselves to each other...ourselves to each other\
To rest our head on
To rest our head on
To rest our head on

Who's got my back now?
When all we have left is deceptive
So disconnected
So what is the truth now?

Tell me the truth now...Tell us the truth now

Who's got my back now?
When all we have left is deceptive
So disconnected
So what is the truth now?

 

[Chaingun]

Bob Dylan

Talking World War III Blues

Some time ago a crazy dream came to me
I dreamt I was walkin’ into World War Three
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say
He said it was a bad dream
I wouldn’t worry ’bout it none, though
They were my own dreams and they’re only in my head

I said, “Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain”
He said, “Nurse, get your pad, this boy’s insane”
He grabbed my arm, I said, “Ouch!”
As I landed on the psychiatric couch
He said, “Tell me about it”

Well, the whole thing started at 3 o’clock fast
It was all over by quarter past
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on

Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town
I stood a-wondering which way to go
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter and walked on down the road
It was a normal day

Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell
“Give me a string bean, I’m a hungry man”
A shotgun fired and away I ran
I don’t blame them too much though, I know I look funny

Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man
I said, “Howdy friend, I guess there’s just us two”
He screamed a bit and away he flew
Thought I was a Communist

Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave
“Let’s go and play Adam and Eve”
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin’
When she said, “Hey man, you crazy or sumpin’
You see what happened last time they started”

Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun’
I got into the driver’s seat
And I drove down 42nd Street
In my Cadillac. Good car to drive after a war

Well, I remember seein’ some ad
So I turned on my Conelrad
But I didn’t pay my Con Ed bill
So the radio didn’t work so well
Turned on my record player—
It was Rock-a-day Johnny singin’, “Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa
Our Love’s A-gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah”

I was feelin’ kinda lonesome and blue
I needed somebody to talk to
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind
“When you hear the beep it will be three o’clock”
She said that for over an hour
And I hung up

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then
Sayin’, “Hey I’ve been havin’ the same old dreams
But mine was a little different you see
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me
I didn’t see you around”

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody’s having them dreams
Everybody sees themselves
Walkin’ around with no one else
Half of the people can be part right all of the time
Some of the people can be all right part of the time
But all of the people can’t be all right all of the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
“I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours”
I said that

 

[Chaingun]

Johnny Cash

When the Man Comes Around

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names,
And he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same,
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down.
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up,
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
Will you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground?
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettledrum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born and some are dyin'.
It's alpha and omega's kingdom come,
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks,
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,

Till Armageddon no shalam, no shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home,
The wise man will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crowns,
When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long written down,
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettledrum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born and some are dyin'.
It's alpha and omega's kingdom come,
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks,
The whirlwind is in the thorn trees.
It's hard for thee to kick against the prick,
In measured hundredweight and penny pound,
When the man comes around.

"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked, and behold a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was Death, and hell followed with him."

 

[Chaingun]

Wumpscut

Soylent Green

Welcome to the worlds of dreams
Where people have to satisfy the need to sell their means
don’t look back in anger
you’re not the only one
to choke on all this madness ,
cause all you get is none
all you get is none (2x)
Don't look back in anger
you´re not the only one
Live for, die for
the substance of your life.
You cannot chain your misery
Just seal it in your life
Moving in circles, the anger emanates
the madness all around you
the healing hands of Fate (?)

Soylent !
This is right.
This is the truth you prayed for
This is the fruit you die for
Can't get away
Can't get away
Can't get away
"rindfleisch, miss shirl"
"haben sie ein solches stück schon mal gesehn?"
"wie oft kann ich denn schon einmal meiner kundschaft etwas anbieten, was derart phantastisch ist?"
"nun ist es also soweit"
"richtig ist es nicht doch, notwendig"
"für gott" (5x)
"geh mit gott"
Run !
Soylent Green (repeated)
Soylent - this is the way to resurrect
The hope, the fear
The bodies are littered
God and religion,
Religious in vain (X 3)
God is Religion, religious imprisonment !
ich kann ihnen nicht helfen, leider verzeihen sie mir
"was hat er gebeichtet?"
"gott möge uns schützen"
"ich hab gesehn was sich dort abspielt"
"die ozeane sind leer, das plankton geht zugrunde"
"es dauert nicht lange und sie werden menschen züchten zur ernährung, wie vieh"
"die menschheit muss es wissen"
"es ist menschenfleisch"
"soylent grün ist ein produkt aus menschenfleisch"

Run!
"gott möge uns schützen"
"soylent grün ist menschenfleisch!"

 

[Chaingun]

My apologies to the copyright holders of the previous songs.

Hey, it's not my fault that the internet has made it so easy to steal the intellectual property of others. But at least I don't download music; I buy CD's!​

 

[Chaingun]

Last night's prank seems to have caused some confusion, a little mayhem, hopefully some frivolity, and certainly plenty of jocularity (at least on our parts). Thanks all, for playing along. I'm trying to think of other ways to play little pranks like that on The Playground. Stay tuned, as all of you who regularly post here will get invitations to play along unless you tell me to leave you alone. LOL


I thought I would post the banner, link, and spoiler button that we used last night just so we'll have it here.

http://s12.postimage.org/u0hbjs7i5/zombie_banner.jpg



Click Here To Go Straight To The Bunker!​

 

[sombrablanca]

Its Spanish. Phonetically its... Sahm-bruh Blon-kuh. It means White Shadow. I'm white. I love Snow Leopards and am like them in many ways. Theyre whitish, from cream, light grey, and almost pure white with black rosettes. They are quiet and blend in. You don't see them. They attack from above you. Your only warning is a shadow moment's before they rip out your throat. So... White Shadows fits em right? xD n Hon you ain't seen half of what I like. Perhaps crude was a better word, but i was quasi RPing in this thread, for the zombie apoc setting. "I" hadnt gotten laid in a year. Or seen a woman in nearly as long.

 

[Chaingun]

*Spies a shambling figure in the far distance. The head lolls over onto its shoulder, a foot drags from an old injury, and a low moan escapes its lips...*

Crack!!!

*My sniper round goes high left and thunks into a tree behind the walker.*

Crack!!!

*Another sniper round goes low left and spangs off of a rock behind the figure shambling along, who doesn't even notice the shots being taken at it.*

Crack!!!

*A third sniper round chunks into the ground near the zombie's feet.*

"Dammit, I'm no good with this thing. Shoulda learned to handle a rifle better."

*sets the long range rifle down carefully so as not to damage the optics, since Size 13 might be better with it and he may want to use it later.*

*picks up a surplus Soviet Rocket Propelled Grenade. Aims. Fires. The zombie and the earth around it are destroyed in a cataclysm of exploding rotten flesh and scorched earth. The blast echoes off of the nearby woods and fades satisfyingly.*

*Goes back to enjoying a glass of Knob Creek bourbon on the rocks and listening to crickets as evening approaches.*

 

[sombrablanca]

*Som approaches, hopefully DA in tow.* Ya know CG, theres tricks to long range shooting. And rpg round on one shambler? At that range -everything- matters. Especially when you're using a peashooter like that. Did you know the best snipers in the world shoot between breaths? Heartbeats?

 

[Designing_Angel]

*passes by som as we approach CG.

Sweet! I want a piece of that.

*lifts my M89-SR off my back and sets up. Blows a kiss to both guys as I start picking off zombies too

 

[sombrablanca]

Som sets up close to her, so CG and I bracket her.* I just wanted to play with the AR 50 I found here. practice, Practice Practice. Fun too. A real beauty in it's own way. Kinda like me. Not the flashiest or prettiest...but do exactly what I'm supposed to. *He winks at DA* And what I'm asked to.

*passes by som as we approach CG.

Sweet! I want a piece of that.

*lifts my M89-SR off my back and sets up. Blows a kiss to both guys as I start picking off zombies too

 

[Chaingun]

*Som approaches, hopefully DA in tow.* Ya know CG, theres tricks to long range shooting. And rpg round on one shambler? At that range -everything- matters. Especially when you're using a peashooter like that. Did you know the best snipers in the world shoot between breaths? Heartbeats?

[referring to Lee Harvey Oswald and mass murderer Charles Whitman]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?... Private Joker.
Private Joker: Sir. In the Marines, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing.

 

[sombrablanca]

Then how'd you miss so bloody badly? *He sights out to about a thousand yards, picking his targets, first taking off each arm, feeding another shell into the chamber smoothly. Then popping the head of the same zombie as it keeps shuffling.* its nowhere near as fun as my axe and 1919 though.

[referring to Lee Harvey Oswald and mass murderer Charles Whitman]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?... Private Joker.
Private Joker: Sir. In the Marines, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing.