Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Kat73]

Hey AVY,
You are welcome to join Kat, I and WhipLuvr!!!
We will have chocolate.
Plus, while Whip is with CG, we will run down to the armory and get you a few proper guns.
I make it a practice to carry 3 at all times.
A girl cannot have too many guns or knives.

Curls up all warm and cozy with the ladies...

eyes begin to close...

Night all!

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Chocolate! Guns! I'm developing a serious girl crush on you!!!

Let's go get you properly armed
and filled with chocolate
Kat is warming up the bed.
All the rooms have huge beds.
So there is plenty of room
and I angled the bed to provide a clear shot
at anyone who enters the room.

 

[sombrablanca]

*Som sits watching the tableau, noting the new female has ignored his greeting, so he figures theres not much point in telling her there are several untaken rooms and beds. He continues to eat, finishing off his meal with a happy sigh. He hums a tune as he goes for the dessert table, getting a large slice of cheesecake, and a bar of chocolate filled with raspberries.**

 

[avrgblkgrl]

Let's go get you properly armed
and filled with chocolate
Kat is warming up the bed.
All the rooms have huge beds.
So there is plenty of room
and I angled the bed to provide a clear shot
at anyone who enters the room.

*Truly smiles for the first time in...Wow, it's been a while*
Thanks.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

*Truly smiles for the first time in...Wow, it's been a while*
Thanks.

You are among friends.
I have your back.
And I trust you with mine.

 

[Designing_Angel]

*sighs as I look around the room

What in the world did I miss?
* sees a box in the fridge with my name on it.

Awe! Someone saved me some dinner.

* sits down and chows down after a long night of patrol. Still looking around. Trying to remember when a pole was added to the room. Then wanders off to grab some zzz's.

 

[sombrablanca]

*Som crashes as well, beat after a long day*

 

[Chaingun]

*Wanders into mess hall, sees evidence of a good time had by all everywhere he looks. Party hats and glow sticks are lying on the long tables and the recycling drum is full of aluminum beer cans.*

*Ponders the absurdity of worrying about recycling aluminum after the world has been destroyed. "Save the World"? We might not be able to save ourselves.*

*Starts picking up left over decorations and wiping down tables; the morning is here and there will be hungry mouths to feed.*

*Draws up a list of forage items, standing orders, and instructions and tapes it to the wall.*

"My friends, yesterday was...eventful.

Let's make today better, as we strive to do every day. I've posted a list of items to forage should you run across them...everyone should be out today, looking for something to make our home a safer or more comfortable place. As you find these items, please post pictures of your finds. Food, medicine, provisions, clothing, ammo, fuel, and other useful items...it's all needed. Take whatever vehicle you want, carry whatever weapons and ammo you need, work alone or in groups, head in any direction you think necessary...but bring us back something to help before our supplies run low.

And if you run across other survivors, try to convince them to join us...and if possible continue capturing female zombies. As long as my cure is working, we might as well see if we can save them.


Be Safe, Be Happy.

Dave"

*Fires up the Ford Falcon XB coupe and heads out armed only with two Glock 21 forty five caliber pistols. As the "last of the V8 Interceptors" rumbles off into the distance, a sudden whining noise is heard as the supercharger engages and accelerates the car at an insane rate.*

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm back after a long solo patrol (if you know what I mean) and some foraging.

* I've found a ton of canned goods. No labels, but that should be fun in food preparation. They're in the back of my deuce.

* I noticed a lot of dead zombies within firing range of our compound. We need a fire detail to burn the remaining headless bodies. It's a nasty job, but one that needs to get down. I suggest we get our MOP suits out and have a bit bonfire. And make sure we have the bon fire upwind from out compound.

* I found a McMansion development about 60 miles south of here. On property had about 10 pole barns on it. In them there must be over 100 classic cars. It's like he was the dude who hired the dudes from the Fast and Furious Movies.

* I also found a bulldozer. On a trailer. Left alone by the side of the road. I hooked the trailer up to the deuce. and brought it home. Does anyone know how to operate one?

* What I was thinking .... we could bulldoze a track around the moat that circles the compound. Then we form up a team to bring the cars back here. And we have some driving lessons/races/time trials on the track.

 

[Chaingun]

I'm back after a long solo patrol (if you know what I mean) and some foraging.

Good for you Bro. Try to keep the fine details about your solo patrol to yourself though, ok?

* I've found a ton of canned goods. No labels, but that should be fun in food preparation. They're in the back of my deuce.

I'm sure we'll appreciate the addition of all that food...unless there is asparagus and sardines in those cans.

* I noticed a lot of dead zombies within firing range of our compound. We need a fire detail to burn the remaining headless bodies. It's a nasty job, but one that needs to get down. I suggest we get our MOP suits out and have a bit bonfire. And make sure we have the bon fire upwind from out compound.

Let's move them into the moat full of Rumple Minz to make my bio diesel/Soylent Green mixture.

* I found a McMansion development about 60 miles south of here. On property had about 10 pole barns on it. In them there must be over 100 classic cars. It's like he was the dude who hired the dudes from the Fast and Furious Movies.

Anything good in there?

* I also found a bulldozer. On a trailer. Left alone by the side of the road. I hooked the trailer up to the deuce. and brought it home. Does anyone know how to operate one?

Someone surely knows how to drive one. Good find.

* What I was thinking .... we could bulldoze a track around the moat that circles the compound. Then we form up a team to bring the cars back here. And we have some driving lessons/races/time trials on the track.

NASCAR V 2.0?

Or just Evasive Driving for the New Society?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Good for you Bro. Try to keep the fine details about your solo patrol to yourself though, ok?

Okee dokee.

I'm sure we'll appreciate the addition of all that food...unless there is asparagus and sardines in those cans.

Dunno. People do like those things. Lots of #10 cans. I'll see what I can make out.

Let's move them into the moat full of Rumple Minz to make my bio diesel/Soylent Green mixture.

Soylent Green? WTF? I'm glad I found all that other food. Jeebus, boss.

Anything good in there?

Lots of muscle cars - early 70s stuff...road runners and chargers and challengers. Some beefy late 60s mustangs. Couple of vettes. I got my eye on a 56 T-bird I'd like to keep for my own. The teal blue one. You may have to take a ride out in your falcon. I'll give you the coordinates.

Someone surely knows how to drive one. Good find.

Cool

NASCAR V 2.0?

Or just Evasive Driving for the New Society?

Yes. And yes. Maybe even grand prix? Now that we have the dozer.

 

[Bellatrixie]

Can you help me understand what has happened? I am so confused and the people at this bar are terrible tippers and I think the women don't like me. And I can't find my locker with my after work clothes and these pasties are chaffing my nipples <sniffle>

*Som sits watching the tableau, noting the new female has ignored his greeting, so he figures theres not much point in telling her there are several untaken rooms and beds. He continues to eat, finishing off his meal with a happy sigh. He hums a tune as he goes for the dessert table, getting a large slice of cheesecake, and a bar of chocolate filled with raspberries.**

 

[sombrablanca]

*Som ambles over to Bella, patting a seat next to him* Well Miss. The zombie apocalypse occurred. You know the one the nuts and science fiction has been warning us about for years. Don't think I'm crazy. I can show you if you'd like. This is a bunker, a safe place. You were a zombie when we brought you in. The guy who found the place, CG has found theres a "cure" that requires repeated dosing and only he can do it. I thought he was just a perv, but you're living proof So you were saved. I'd assume thats the reason for your loss of memory. I don't know how long you were a zombie. it couldn't have been too long as you were still "fresh." *he offers a consoling hug, hating to see a lady in distress.* As to the pasties its clothing optional here. Theres no more prudes running the place. The only rules are we all do something. Do no harm to any given shelter here, and try to make the best of it. We try to keep it fun and lively.

 

[Bellatrixie]

So I can lose the pasties then...thank god! (rips them off and flings them in the garbage). Clothing optional huh? I can deal with that but that part about me being a zombie is a bit hard to believe....but my mind is all muddled and that just isn't like me. So now that I am cured do I still need my medicine or is it like penicillin?

As to skills I was trained as a nurse but stripping paid better and the clients were less bitchy so I suppose I have some usable skills in a post apocalyptic society...who is in charge of clean up cause this place is a mess and just begging for rats and other disease carrying vermin. Nothing like surviving the zombie threat and being brought down by bubonic plague because you lived like college students.

And on that note Bella grabbed a garbage bag from the supplies someone had foraged and began to clean up.

*Som ambles over to Bella, patting a seat next to him* Well Miss. The zombie apocalypse occurred. You know the one the nuts and science fiction has been warning us about for years. Don't think I'm crazy. I can show you if you'd like. This is a bunker, a safe place. You were a zombie when we brought you in. The guy who found the place, CG has found theres a "cure" that requires repeated dosing and only he can do it. I thought he was just a perv, but you're living proof So you were saved. I'd assume thats the reason for your loss of memory. I don't know how long you were a zombie. it couldn't have been too long as you were still "fresh." *he offers a consoling hug, hating to see a lady in distress.* As to the pasties its clothing optional here. Theres no more prudes running the place. The only rules are we all do something. Do no harm to any given shelter here, and try to make the best of it. We try to keep it fun and lively.

 

[Size13]

Damn, I go on a long trek foraging and this is the mess I come back to?

*shakes head*

It is good to see ABG here though. She will be a needed asset.

Well I did find an abandoned armory about 20 klicks out, and I had to break into it to access.

I brought back goodies. In fact, I think i might have almost over loaded the M35 2 1/2 because it was wheezing big time on the way back. Poor thing. I will see if I caused permanent damage to the poor girl.

I am in the process of doing inventory and will get back to you.

*jumps up on the back of the deuce and a half*

 

[sombrablanca]

It seemed to be like penicillin. He seemed to think he could save the human race with it. He couldnt save more than a few if it was a daily dose. *Som gives her a hand* Actually this is because we had a party last night. You've got to blow off steam now and again after all. *He grabs another bag, filling it, moving along the opposite side of the table from her. Hehehe. Actually your second profession would be good as well. Distraction free of commitment, just like before. Making people happy. The great thing is, you can be what you want. They really don't judge. You can learn a thousand ways to kill a zombie, cook, chill, all kinds of things. *He grins up at her, chuckling. Unless its to be a serial killer of all of us.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Damn, I go on a long trek foraging and this is the mess I come back to?

*shakes head*

It is good to see ABG here though. She will be a needed asset.

Well I did find an abandoned armory about 20 klicks out, and I had to break into it to access.

I brought back goodies. In fact, I think i might have almost over loaded the M35 2 1/2 because it was wheezing big time on the way back. Poor thing. I will see if I caused permanent damage to the poor girl.

I am in the process of doing inventory and will get back to you.

*jumps up on the back of the deuce and a half*

Wanna take a run out there to the armory? The Deuce is all fueled up. Maybe we can get one of the girls to take a ride.

 

[sombrablanca]

Hey! *He hollers to Brad, faintly hearing the convo as they amble by.* Stragglers came in two hours ago. Theres Reaver types about. Mad Max wannabes. Bring some Armor. Doubt they'll screw with a tank or two. *Then he turns back to Bella. Hes done his night guard just past. Theres no point pushing and pushing. Better to be rested when its really needed. Plus, she's hot.*

 

[Size13]

The poor Deuce has given her life unfortunately...

I know there is a Stryker sitting just inside the armory where I was. Who is with me to go get her and the rest of the booty from that armory?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Without naming names, I'll put it to you this way: E Z Boy was "killed" at my request. And Dear Lady, I like you immensely, but why would you "rescue" zombie strippers? I was trying to save them with the "plot twist" that has been planned from the beginning. I never envisioned this as a free speech free-for-all with changes every day to how things "work". It's quite simple in my mind.

Without naming names? who are you really protecting, Dave? Not me. Anyone can read the past posts and know what went down.

You should have asked that question above BEFORE you arranged to have EZ shot.

Now I have a question for you: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CONTACT ME IN YAHOO CHAT TO TELL ME THE PROB YOU HAD WITH EZBOY?? Instead you went BEHIND MY BACK and just ordered IMMEDIATELY a killing. You never let me know of your grudge, the violation, ...no warning, no CLUE ...You put a patrol woman up to do your hit?! WHY DID NOT YOU DO IT? WHY didn't you give me a chance to correct the prob before you took action?!!!!!

You lost a friend due to your own misdirected anger.

BTW, EZBOY will never die... he is my alt ego, my creation. AND YOU KNEW THAT WHEN YOU ORDERED HIM KILLED. You even knew it when you allowed me on the thread!!!

You blew it. When you shot my "son" you shot me as well. Now the public may understand the truth. You are far too rash to be a protector. Certainly not the kind I would admire.

No more drama. The truth has been reported here. I am unsubscribing from this thread now. I will leave you all to your fun. I honestly never intended to ruin it. Blame your trigger happy Dom boss.


Be good and BE CAREFUL.

 

[Size13]

damn... drama even during apocalypse...

LMAO!!!

 

[sombrablanca]

*After AF poofs, Som asks Bella for a moment, gets paint, board, and begins to write in large script in bright letters. Once done he goes to the front of the bunker and hangs his sign before going back. It says*




No Drama Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhipLuvr]

* wakes up cuddled in a pile with PW and the other girls, her face somewhere by somebody's left shoulder*

Ummmm... what a night

* grins at the memory*

I should go out and look for supplies....

* dresses and heads out in one of the jeeps, armed with plenty of food, water, gas and ammo*

 

[BradBigBrain]

The poor Deuce has given her life unfortunately...

I know there is a Stryker sitting just inside the armory where I was. Who is with me to go get her and the rest of the booty from that armory?

What? What the fuck happened to my girl. I'm with you if only to fuck up the motherfuckers who killed my girl.

Hey! *He hollers to Brad, faintly hearing the convo as they amble by.* Stragglers came in two hours ago. Theres Reaver types about. Mad Max wannabes. Bring some Armor. Doubt they'll screw with a tank or two. *Then he turns back to Bella. Hes done his night guard just past. Theres no point pushing and pushing. Better to be rested when its really needed. Plus, she's hot.*

Yo, dude. I'm heading out with the lucky 13 dude. I'll check you later.

damn... drama even during apocalypse...

LMAO!!!

No doubt. Can't we all get along?

* wakes up cuddled in a pile with PW and the other girls, her face somewhere by somebody's left shoulder*

Ummmm... what a night

* grins at the memory*

I should go out and look for supplies....

* dresses and heads out in one of the jeeps, armed with plenty of food, water, gas and ammo*

Glad to hear you had a wild night.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

When Whip gets up, I stir and realize that it is time to get up and be about the day's business.

I walk into the Mess Hall grab a Mtn Dew and a cinnamon roll.
"Damn, someone makes some good cinnamon rolls!"

Seeing CG's list of needed supplies, I remember that I know were a large stockpile of medical supplies are. After quickly braiding my long dark hair, I grab extra ammo and head out to a jeep.

"I am headed south to get medical supplies! I have my radio if anyone needs me."

With that, I crank the jeep and head out to retrieve those supplies. I choose not to take anyone with me as I know that I will need every bit of available space for the supplies that I will bring back.