Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*Reaching out to shake Preacher's Wife's hand.*

I'm not too crazy about the the girl with the pasties. Although, I have taken note of the wad of cash and smiled sweetly.


*Shaking AVY's hand*

Just call me PW. The other is from a life I'd rather forget.

I say we watch her dance, it could be amusing.
And if it's not, we'll watch the men watch her dance.
 
*Turns on music. Cherry Pie comes on at a deafening volume and the lights go out as the disco lights and spots come on, showcasing Bella gyrating around the pole.*


I think she's feeling better. Let's keep an eye on her in case she relapses. I know I'll be watching.

Oh, hey, WhipLuvr, welcome back from your little nap. Why don't you have something to eat. You're going to need your strength.

After all, I do owe you for tying me to the bed yesterday.
 
I'm not too crazy about the the girl with the pasties. Although, I have taken note of the wad of cash and smiled sweetly.

Luckily the girl with the pasties has a thick skin, a body that won't quit and an intelligence no one notices at their peril because they are all staring at her huge tits.

Chaingun said:
Um, Honey, you don't need to dance here. Unless you want to.

There's a pole in the center of the mess hall but, really it's not...

Oh..

*mouth drops open as she starts dancing around the pole*

Dayum!


OK, dance all you want, Honey.
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Ah hell.....dancing always makes me so damn thirsty. Plops myself down on the man of the house's lap because who needs a chair when you have a nice warm man to sit on...."give me something sweet and creamy to drink would you love? and explain about this cured nonsense you were mumbling about earlier"
 
We've got pulled pork, ribs, and brisket.

Would you prefer the regular ketchup based sauce or the Carolina style vinegar based sauce? Cole slaw? Hush puppies?

How about some southern style potato salad?

I bet you're starved.

Ribs please... I could use the protein. Maybe some of that tater salad too...

PLEASE!!!
 
*Turns on music. Cherry Pie comes on at a deafening volume and the lights go out as the disco lights and spots come on, showcasing Bella gyrating around the pole.*


I think she's feeling better. Let's keep an eye on her in case she relapses. I know I'll be watching.

Oh, hey, WhipLuvr, welcome back from your little nap. Why don't you have something to eat. You're going to need your strength.

After all, I do owe you for tying me to the bed yesterday.
Well, I'm split between two evils. Evil One: Going back to bed and getting my nipples twisted off by Som
Evil Two: Staying here and getting my ass literally whipped by Chaingun
I value my tits above my ass, so I think the logical choice is to stay here. Plus here has food and beer and music.
* slides into a seat beside him, grabbing a beer from a cooler*
So..... What have you done today?
 
*Shaking AVY's hand*

Just call me PW. The other is from a life I'd rather forget.

I say we watch her dance, it could be amusing.
And if it's not, we'll watch the men watch her dance.

A girl with a past; I can appreciate that. And too, you saved my knife. It's the only thing I have left from my father. He tried to eat me. I had to... (*looks off into the distance*)

Uh oh, we'd better keep you two separated then. Even though cash has no use in this post apocalyptic world, I doubt we want to see how mean she might become if you try to take her wad.

AVY, we'll get you some cash, I promise. There's a bank in town that I've been thinking of breaking into just to see if there's anything useful in the vault. I'll even let you set the dynamite on the door.

You can have all the cash. But really, what would you buy?

Your right. I've been scavaging for so long, taking what I think is important or what I think I might need. Be prepared. But, I've been out there and you are right--what would I do with it.

You're making me wet with the talk about the dynamite though.
 
Well, I'm split between two evils. Evil One: Going back to bed and getting my nipples twisted off by Som
Evil Two: Staying here and getting my ass literally whipped by Chaingun


You forgot option three.
Kat and I are bunking together tonight.
You can always join us,
there is safety in numbers.
Plus I have a damned good aim if Som comes after your nipples again.
 
and explain about this cured nonsense you were mumbling about earlier"

Like I said, Darlin', I think the shock might kill you. Let's keep an eye on you for a couple of days to make sure your recovery is complete. And I'll let one of the others tell you what was going on; I don't want to embarrass you. But...all the same, welcome back.

Ribs please... I could use the protein. Maybe some of that tater salad too...

PLEASE!!!

Have a heepin' helping Miss. All you want. There's plenty.

You're making me wet with the talk about the dynamite though.

Well, you'll like this place then. We love to break stuff.

What have you done today?

Well, I tried to diffuse some drama, lost a friend in the deal, found a possible cure for the zombies (at least the females), and made a plan to destroy a bank...just for fun. But enough about me. What do you think of me?

LOL

Why don't you run and get my bullwhip, Sexy? I have the feeling that when you whimper, it is a very interesting sound.
 
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*Som strolls in behind Whip, hearing the conversation, appraisin the two new members of the crew, and watching whip as she sits. He finds a seat with a bit of arm and leg room since he takes up so much real estate after getting himself a large plate of venison steak, egg, and hash browns* There had massage, groping, and who knows? Oh well. No offense taken. I take it you feel better? *He chows down heartily.*
 
A girl with a past; I can appreciate that. And too, you saved my knife. It's the only thing I have left from my father. He tried to eat me. I had to... (*looks off into the distance*)

We do what we have to in order to survive.
You survived. That is the important part.
*gives a look of understanding*
 
Also in my defense it was your moving that shifted. I was quietly, happily, and most of all assistingly helping. Now i'm gettin threatened with shooting? Sheesh....
 
You forgot option three.
Kat and I are bunking together tonight.
You can always join us,
there is safety in numbers.
Plus I have a damned good aim if Som comes after your nipples again.
Thanks for the invitation, I think I'll take you up on it. When, where and should I bring anything?
 
Thanks for the invitation, I think I'll take you up on it. When, where and should I bring anything?

Our room is 3 doors down from CG's room.
We will probably head that way once everyone starts to disband for the night.
Bring anything you want! and chocolate is always a welcome addition!!!!
I keep my pistol on me at all times, so I have that covered.
 
Woohoo, let's get this party started. I'm renaming the mess hall.

After dinner and until breakfast, it's now to be known as the Heart-On Room. We just need to make sure I can cure the other stripper...and find something that will double as cash to keep them dancing.

Tomorrow, we get Size to make us a flashing sign for over the door with the name of our impromptu strip club on it...and we head out to find more wimmens to save...












...and cure!!!
 
Our room is 3 doors down from CG's room.
We will probably head that way once everyone starts to disband for the night.
Bring anything you want! and chocolate is always a welcome addition!!!!
I keep my pistol on me at all times, so I have that covered.
* nods meekly*
I gotcha. See you after lights-out.

* nods at Som before slipping off to Chaingun's room*
 
Alright, kids. Y'all dance and drink and eat the night away. Thanks for joining us in the Bunker's mess hall--oops sorry, "Heart-On Room"--for another night of fun.

And I'm so glad that we've been able to rescue Bellatrixie and further, to convince AVY to throw in her lot with us and add her skills to our collective abilities. I hope you all find safety, refuge, happiness, and love here.

Love each other. Enjoy your night. The automatic defenses are on and the listening posts report no movement so perhaps we'll have a quiet night.

Time for beddy bye.

'Night.
 
Sounds good to me CG. From the luck I've had with the women here so far, might find me in here a lot when I'm not on patrol, guard duty, or whatever else needs doing. *He notices AVY staring his way. He doesn't like the blade prepped for a fight. He makes sure the blade in his boot sheath is loose by flexing his calf a bit. Of course the battleaxe sits right net to him. It is never more than arm's reach away. Since the virus spread he's become ever more cautious.* Evening Maam. I'm called Som. Nice to meet you.
 
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Hey, Now!!!!
Why should the dancing be left to be the responsibility of the strippers???
I believe that it is only right that some of the men take a turn at stripping!!!!!
I have something I want to put in Brad's g-string!!!!!
 
Hey, Now!!!!
Why should the dancing be left to be the responsibility of the strippers???
I believe that it is only right that some of the men take a turn at stripping!!!!!
I have something I want to put in Brad's g-string!!!!!

That shouldn't be a problem since we're all nekkid except for those who chose to wear armor or some sort of elaborate costume.


Night.
 
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You forgot option three.
Kat and I are bunking together tonight.
You can always join us,
there is safety in numbers.
Plus I have a damned good aim if Som comes after your nipples again.

Slumber party? Cool! I'm in!

Have a heepin' helping Miss. All you want. There's plenty.

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mmmmmmm

*tearing into a rib*

Damn...BBQ sauce on my bewbies...again. I swear I have no shirts without stains!

I'm staring really hard at the Som guy and holding my knife at an angle. Seems like I recognize him from somewhere.

Hi Kat.

Good evening AVY

*Big tight hugs*

No hard feelings for the handcuffs? We had to be sure...

Alright, kids. Y'all dance and drink and eat the night away. Thanks for joining us in the Bunker's mess hall--oops sorry, "Heart-On Room"--for another night of fun.

And I'm so glad that we've been able to rescue Bellatrixie and further, to convince AVY to throw in her lot with us and add her skills to our collective abilities. I hope you all find safety, refuge, happiness, and love here.

Love each other. Enjoy your night. The automatic defenses are on and the listening posts report no movement so perhaps we'll have a quiet night.

Time for beddy bye.

'Night.

Night darlin!!:kiss::kiss:
 
Goodnight CG and ladies.
*Gathers a view things for a makeshift bed, positions myself in a corner where I can see everything and yet be unseen. I've managed to "find" a small handgun, which I've hidden, and I sleep with my knife at the ready. All the while thinking, "They have chocololate."*
 
Goodnight CG and ladies.
*Gathers a view things for a makeshift bed, positions myself in a corner where I can see everything and yet be unseen. I've managed to "find" a small handgun, which I've hidden, and I sleep with my knife at the ready. All the while thinking, "They have chocololate."*

Hey AVY,
You are welcome to join Kat, I and WhipLuvr!!!
We will have chocolate.
Plus, while Whip is with CG, we will run down to the armory and get you a few proper guns.
I make it a practice to carry 3 at all times.
A girl cannot have too many guns or knives.
 
Hey AVY,
You are welcome to join Kat, I and WhipLuvr!!!
We will have chocolate.
Plus, while Whip is with CG, we will run down to the armory and get you a few proper guns.
I make it a practice to carry 3 at all times.
A girl cannot have too many guns or knives.

Chocolate! Guns! I'm developing a serious girl crush on you!!!
 
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