Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[MedicalMuse]

Oooo can I come with? I hope there's some military fatigue colored tank top and panties. And some thigh high boots.




Something like that.

I found some for you!! I had to run. Thought I saw a wounded. It wasn't.

Are nursing skills any good? I know you have a medic already but I could help

I would love some help, how're you with suturing?

*runs in from the kitchen with a bowl

The alcoholic gummy bears are ready. I tried a few out just to make sure. nom nom!

http://s13.postimage.org/f3qzrtkev/tumblr_lwl907cj_Ye1r7iq73o1_500.png

Odd side effect. I didn't know they'd get so big.
http://s13.postimage.org/l8ii55cif/giant_gummi_bears.jpg


And I might have made gummy porn pictures before I liquored them up. Sorry it couldn't be helped.
http://s13.postimage.org/c3eqp0yhj/the_gummy_bear_kama_sutra_28076_1250782372_8.jpg

Yum! * grabs a few and checks out MrBrownEyez.

Yes, thank you! I'm still looking for the medic, I was supposed to be examined...

Okay darlin, strip. We'll get the party started

 

[curiousirish]

Not done any suturing but hey how hard can it be? I can sew on a button

 

[Daizie]

I found some for you!! I had to run. Thought I saw a wounded. It wasn't.

Woo hoo! Thanks!

 

[Dramaticflare]

I found some for you!! I had to run. Thought I saw a wounded. It wasn't.

Not to interrupt what appears to be a celebration of fine feminine underwear, but if it wasn't a wounded then what was it?

 

[WhipLuvr]

Not to interrupt what appears to be a celebration of fine feminine underwear, but if it wasn't a wounded then what was it?

* tosses a lugwrench at his ankle and slides out from under the truck*

That would be the undead. You know, the walking plauge that now roams the countryside in packs, looking for fresh human brains?

Yeah

Those.

 

[Daizie]

I made a bunch of these http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/4/46/L4D2_PipeBomb.png

and some molotov cocktails too.

Hi Whip!

 

[WhipLuvr]

I made a bunch of these http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/4/46/L4D2_PipeBomb.png

and some molotov cocktails too.

Hi Whip!

Hey. You seem to be pretty good with building weapons. Bravo, your skills are appreciated greatly.

Can you make me a lightsaber? Preferably a blue one?

Pretty please?

 

[Dramaticflare]

* tosses a lugwrench at his ankle and slides out from under the truck*

That would be the undead. You know, the walking plauge that now roams the countryside in packs, looking for fresh human brains?

Yeah

Those.

OW! *degenerates into a string of curses and clutches his ankle*

I figured, but I was trying to pretend I was clever. She had me strip to ensure there was no untoward zombification, and I figured I would return the... favor.

*kicks the lugwrench back to within her grasp*

 

[Daizie]

Hey. You seem to be pretty good with building weapons. Bravo, your skills are appreciated greatly.

Can you make me a lightsaber? Preferably a blue one?

Pretty please?

Thanks. Yeah I like to make things, especially things that blow up. A blue light saber? Sure, I think I saw some parts in the work room.

*goes off to make Whip her light saber*

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Hey will someone pass me some of those alcohol-soaked gummy bears.
Two of my favorite things put together!!!

 

[boredVAwife]

At the moment alcohol soaked anything sounds good to me.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

At the moment alcohol soaked anything sounds good to me.

Same here!!!

 

[Chaingun]

*Saturday Night Fever by the BeeGees suddenly blasts through the bunker's speakers. The lights go out and the disco ball lights up and everyone is bathed in spinning points of light.*

*Walks in, nekkid, with a half full bottle of Woodford Reserve Bourbon in his hand...*



"What's up Friends??? Let's dance!!!"

 

[boredVAwife]

**POUNCE** grabs the bottle and dashes to the PW to share with her.

wait a sec.....nekkid?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

*Saturday Night Fever by the BeeGees suddenly blasts through the bunker's speakers. The lights go out and the disco ball lights up and everyone is bathed in spinning points of light.*

*Walks in, nekkid, with a half full bottle of Woodford Reserve Bourbon in his hand...*



"What's up Friends??? Let's dance!!!"

Can we request different music?

I am NOT drunk enough for the BeeGees

Need more Gummy Bears and a Long Island Tea to wash them down.

 

[Chaingun]

**POUNCE** grabs the bottle and dashes to the PW to share with her.

Damn, the first thing you do after sneaking in is steal the bourbon right out of my hand?





Damn, Woman! What the hell? Your particular skills may come in handy soon. Just keep your sticky fingers away from my stuff ok? LOL


Meh, you're welcome to it. I was thinking about switching to the bottle of Buck that I found the other day. Welcome. And...why are you wearing clothes?

 

[Daizie]

*walks into the disco-lighted room and activates light saber*

I made this for Whip.

http://www.gadgetsinformations.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lightsaber-sword-gadget-teknology-first-view-2.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

Can we request different music?

I am NOT drunk enough for the BeeGees

Need more Gummy Bears and a Long Island Tea to wash them down.

*puts on some James Brown and gets down*

 

[Dramaticflare]

I would like to point out that there are also at least two bottles of irish whiskey on the counter, and one bottle of tequila blanco.
So if your excuse for not dancing is a lack of liquor, you should fix that.
*starts dancing, though not naked*

Also, holy shit is that an awesome lightsaber.

 

[Chaingun]

*walks into the disco-lighted room and activates light saber*

I made this for Whip.

http://www.gadgetsinformations.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lightsaber-sword-gadget-teknology-first-view-2.jpg

That's so sweet of you. I hope the force is with her.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

**POUNCE** grabs the bottle and dashes to the PW to share with her.

wait a sec.....nekkid?

YAY!!!!!!

I LUVS YOU!!!!!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sounds good. When's the Party?



*whispers in response* Well then I guess you're type to keep your weapons hidden until they're ready to used, eh?

Now

Not done any suturing but hey how hard can it be? I can sew on a button

I'll take it!

Woo hoo! Thanks!

You got it sweets! I bet brad has fmp to go with

Not to interrupt what appears to be a celebration of fine feminine underwear, but if it wasn't a wounded then what was it?

Something dead.....now.

*Saturday Night Fever by the BeeGees suddenly blasts through the bunker's speakers. The lights go out and the disco ball lights up and everyone is bathed in spinning points of light.*

*Walks in, nekkid, with a half full bottle of Woodford Reserve Bourbon in his hand...*



"What's up Friends??? Let's dance!!!"

can I have some whiskey?

 

[Chaingun]

I would like to point out that there are also at least two bottles of irish whiskey on the counter, and one bottle of tequila blanco.
So if your excuse for not dancing is a lack of liquor, you should fix that.
*starts dancing, though not naked*

We've got liquor coming out of our ears...and two different guys making their own with home built stills.

But sure, bring more. I know we can use it.

 

[WhipLuvr]

*walks into the disco-lighted room and activates light saber*

I made this for Whip.

http://www.gadgetsinformations.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lightsaber-sword-gadget-teknology-first-view-2.jpg

* tacklehugs her*
YAY!!!!!! Thank you so much you are most favoritest person ever!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

* tacklehugs her*
YAY!!!!!! Thank you so much you are most favoritest person ever!!!!

*Gropetackles you*

Want some whiskey, Little Girl?



*Passes out on the floor.*