Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Yay lingerie! *jumps up and down, clapping*

Oh, here's your pants back. Sorry I was looking for matches. Ok, I'm going to go make bombs now.
 
Yay lingerie! *jumps up and down, clapping*

Oh, here's your pants back. Sorry I was looking for matches. Ok, I'm going to go make bombs now.

*puts the pants on* I guess it's no trouble. Before you go though, I don't think I'll need this anymore. *pulls a lighter out of his backpack and tosses it to her*
 
Before the zombie apocalypse, my friends and I used to run out into the forest and beat each other with foam padded sticks. I've gotten pretty good at it. The machete's a bit short for my personal preference, but it's damn hard to wield a bastard sword effectively in narrow hallways, so I haven't gone out of my way to snag one yet.
Perhaps the armory has one?

Oh hey, when I was out foraging earlier I saw a huge martial arts studio. Maybe they have one? I could stop next time and see. Or draw you a map.
 
*puts the pants on* I guess it's no trouble. Before you go though, I don't think I'll need this anymore. *pulls a lighter out of his backpack and tosses it to her*

*catches lighter* Thanks! This will be great for my crossbow.

Psst. *whispers* I am armed, you just can't see 'em. ;)
 
Oh hey, when I was out foraging earlier I saw a huge martial arts studio. Maybe they have one? I could stop next time and see. Or draw you a map.

I'll take the map. With a base of operations like this I can trust my sense of direction again.
 
I'll take the map. With a base of operations like this I can trust my sense of direction again.

Okie dokie. I'll do it tonight. Remind me before the naked dance party and alcohol. :)

I gotta go inventory my supplies. And I'll find some shoes and lingerie, For comfort's sake...
 
Okie dokie. I'll do it tonight. Remind me before the naked dance party and alcohol. :)

I gotta go inventory my supplies. And I'll find some shoes and lingerie, For comfort's sake...

Sounds good. When's the Party?

*catches lighter* Thanks! This will be great for my crossbow.

Psst. *whispers* I am armed, you just can't see 'em. ;)

*whispers in response* Well then I guess you're type to keep your weapons hidden until they're ready to used, eh?
 
Okie dokie. I'll do it tonight. Remind me before the naked dance party and alcohol. :)

I gotta go inventory my supplies. And I'll find some shoes and lingerie, For comfort's sake...

Oooo can I come with? I hope there's some military fatigue colored tank top and panties. And some thigh high boots.


Sounds good. When's the Party?



*whispers in response* Well then I guess you're type to keep your weapons hidden until they're ready to used, eh?

Something like that. :)
 
*runs in from the kitchen with a bowl

The alcoholic gummy bears are ready. I tried a few out just to make sure. nom nom!

http://s13.postimage.org/f3qzrtkev/tumblr_lwl907cj_Ye1r7iq73o1_500.png

Odd side effect. I didn't know they'd get so big.
http://s13.postimage.org/l8ii55cif/giant_gummi_bears.jpg


And I might have made gummy porn pictures before I liquored them up. Sorry it couldn't be helped.
http://s13.postimage.org/c3eqp0yhj/the_gummy_bear_kama_sutra_28076_1250782372_8.jpg

Lol they don't get that big, absorbing limit's and all.
 
*runs in from the kitchen with a bowl

The alcoholic gummy bears are ready. I tried a few out just to make sure. nom nom!

http://s13.postimage.org/f3qzrtkev/tumblr_lwl907cj_Ye1r7iq73o1_500.png

Odd side effect. I didn't know they'd get so big.
http://s13.postimage.org/l8ii55cif/giant_gummi_bears.jpg


And I might have made gummy porn pictures before I liquored them up. Sorry it couldn't be helped.
http://s13.postimage.org/c3eqp0yhj/the_gummy_bear_kama_sutra_28076_1250782372_8.jpg


Alcoholic gummis?
 
*returns from a small jaunt out of doors with a brown paper bag* Hey, I found a liquor store nearby if anyone wants a map. I'm suprised you guys haven't already cleaned it out, actually. Hey, alcohol gummi bears? I'll take a cupfull and sit down.
 
* wakes up and gets to work fixing one on the trucks*
Good lord, how long has it been since anyone checked the shocks on this thing?
* grumbles and gets elbow-deep in the vehicle's undercarriage*
 
Oh and by the way, for anyone interested tonight's movie is Enter The Ninja which will be at seven o'clock in the activities room. Bring popcorn (and someone to snuggle with! ;) )

Yes, thank you! I'm still looking for the medic, I was supposed to be examined...
 
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