Chaingun
Who do ya love?
- Joined
 - Mar 23, 2008
 
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Good I like a man with a healthy appetite that eats well.
I'm typically quite hungry.
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Good I like a man with a healthy appetite that eats well.
Me! Me! I'm sticking with the rum...with ginger ale, please?
I'll take an orgasm please.
Oh, really? If I rub you the right way, do I get three more wishes?Hmmm, one or two more ingredients and we'd have a rum swizzle.
All the same...
*fills a rocks glass with ice, measures an ounce and half of Bacardi Silver Rum and adds ginger ale. Garnishes with a lemon wedge.*
Your wish, Ma'am, is my command.
Oh, really? If I rub you the right way, do I get three more wishes?![]()
There's no wrong way to rub me.
*rubs hands together in anticipation.![]()
*moves closer*
*whispers across the bar, "Where do I rub you to get my wishes?" bats eyelashes innocently

You just do what comes naturally to you, Ella. I'll grant your wishes.
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 I won't be rubbing up against you with my hands, in that case....I'll take an orgasm please.

Wha?? you can order one of those?.. I'll take two...or three.
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OMG!You have Kraken?Please!Kraken and ginger ale for me too! It tastes like cream soda!

Venturing from my normal, baby... Bloody mary, not spicy, with garlic, please.. and two celery sticks..
What? you didn't actually think I'd want a regular one, did you? Haven't you learned by now?![]()
Crushed, my dear...Why would you? I am an expert bartender; I appreciate the opportunity to show my skills.
Now, about the garlic: Shredded or crushed?

I watch Dave prepare my drink while I wait patiently at the bar. I really want some chips and dip...
"Hey, Dave, do we have any chips and salsa?"
"None of that which comes from a can is really worth a damn, but Pace will suffice.."
I nibble on one of the celery sticks from my glass and wait to see if anyone else is coming out tonight.
I brought a pair of shoes for the daily theme...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/de59d670e9415e1492deeecadf6b0294/tumblr_mggqcixi271qe5lq2o1_500.jpg
OMG. I am so finding a pattern for this and making a pair. Then I'll post a picture.. wow these are cute..
http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eea54ab2e5e36389ca1fed213d54b14/tumblr_mghcsgSJwx1rn99yco1_500.jpg
Who wants a drink?
I'll take it.. nobody 'round here fixing me anything...lol...i'm going to make garlic soup... I know Dave won't like it, but I love it...