Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Good I like a man with a healthy appetite that eats well.

I'm typically quite hungry.

 

[Chaingun]

Me! Me! I'm sticking with the rum...with ginger ale, please?

Hmmm, one or two more ingredients and we'd have a rum swizzle.

All the same...

*fills a rocks glass with ice, measures an ounce and half of Kraken dark rum and adds ginger ale. Garnishes with a lemon wedge.*

Your wish, Ma'am, is my command.

 

[Chaingun]

I'll take an orgasm please.

Would you like that in the form of a cocktail...or....?

 

[Ellafun]

Hmmm, one or two more ingredients and we'd have a rum swizzle.

All the same...

*fills a rocks glass with ice, measures an ounce and half of Bacardi Silver Rum and adds ginger ale. Garnishes with a lemon wedge.*

Your wish, Ma'am, is my command.

Oh, really? If I rub you the right way, do I get three more wishes?

 

[Chaingun]

Oh, really? If I rub you the right way, do I get three more wishes?

There's no wrong way to rub me.

 

[Ellafun]

There's no wrong way to rub me.

*rubs hands together in anticipation.

 

[Chaingun]

*rubs hands together in anticipation.

*moves closer*

 

[Ellafun]

*moves closer*

*whispers across the bar, "Where do I rub you to get my wishes?" bats eyelashes innocently

 

[Chaingun]

*whispers across the bar, "Where do I rub you to get my wishes?" bats eyelashes innocently

You just do what comes naturally to you, Ella. I'll grant your wishes.

 

[Ellafun]

You just do what comes naturally to you, Ella. I'll grant your wishes.

I won't be rubbing up against you with my hands, in that case....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'll take an orgasm please.

Wha?? you can order one of those? .. I'll take two...or three.

 

[Niam1985]

OMG!You have Kraken?Please!Kraken and ginger ale for me too! It tastes like cream soda!

 

[Chaingun]

Wha?? you can order one of those? .. I'll take two...or three.

Can't believe it took someone 5436 posts to ask.

OMG!You have Kraken?Please!Kraken and ginger ale for me too! It tastes like cream soda!

Coming right up.

Damn, now I want a cream soda. I LOVE cream soda.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Venturing from my normal, baby... Bloody mary, not spicy, with garlic, please.. and two celery sticks..








What? you didn't actually think I'd want a regular one, did you? Haven't you learned by now?

 

[Chaingun]

Venturing from my normal, baby... Bloody mary, not spicy, with garlic, please.. and two celery sticks..


What? you didn't actually think I'd want a regular one, did you? Haven't you learned by now?

Why would you? I am an expert bartender; I appreciate the opportunity to show my skills.

Now, about the garlic: Shredded or crushed?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Why would you? I am an expert bartender; I appreciate the opportunity to show my skills.

Now, about the garlic: Shredded or crushed?

Crushed, my dear...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I watch Dave prepare my drink while I wait patiently at the bar. I really want some chips and dip...

"Hey, Dave, do we have any chips and salsa?"

 

[WhipLuvr]

*comes down from the tower after a long dusty day of watching and target practice on the walkers, pausing only at the coatroom-turned-clothesroom to strip down to cherry red panties and a matching bra. Try as she might, Whip's never gotten used to being so naked around others.*


Hi Dave. Everyone. Can I get a rum and coke, lots of ice?

 

[Chaingun]

I watch Dave prepare my drink while I wait patiently at the bar. I really want some chips and dip...

"Hey, Dave, do we have any chips and salsa?"

We've got Pace picante sauce. None of that shit from New York City.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

"None of that which comes from a can is really worth a damn, but Pace will suffice.."

I nibble on one of the celery sticks from my glass and wait to see if anyone else is coming out tonight.

I brought a pair of shoes for the daily theme...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/de59d670e9415e1492deeecadf6b0294/tumblr_mggqcixi271qe5lq2o1_500.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

"None of that which comes from a can is really worth a damn, but Pace will suffice.."

I nibble on one of the celery sticks from my glass and wait to see if anyone else is coming out tonight.

I brought a pair of shoes for the daily theme...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/de59d670e9415e1492deeecadf6b0294/tumblr_mggqcixi271qe5lq2o1_500.jpg

Those are...inspiring. I do enjoy a good heel on a lady. Thanks for sporting such sexy footwear.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

OMG. I am so finding a pattern for this and making a pair. Then I'll post a picture.. wow these are cute..

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eea54ab2e5e36389ca1fed213d54b14/tumblr_mghcsgSJwx1rn99yco1_500.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

OMG. I am so finding a pattern for this and making a pair. Then I'll post a picture.. wow these are cute..

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eea54ab2e5e36389ca1fed213d54b14/tumblr_mghcsgSJwx1rn99yco1_500.jpg

Daddy like!

 

[DappleDoxie]

Who wants a drink?

You promised me Collins! Dunno where that fresh grapefruit is coming from ... but 'tis Yummmmy!! splash extra club on this round, please. Like mine to fizz a smidge

The intercom is lovely, thank you

and yes ... Ford, super duty, quad cab, green, leather, King Ranch edition. Lemme see the ring and what does Whip say??

Chicken noodle is ready ... best batch yet. huge vat of it Biscuits on the side with butter and honey

Can we clean out the Jacuzzi?? It looks like malaria central in there


Hell yeah we missed you. Pile in here.[/QUOTE]

Off to shower, back to drink and watch the dancing

 

[DappleDoxie]

I'll take it.. nobody 'round here fixing me anything...lol...i'm going to make garlic soup... I know Dave won't like it, but I love it...

I'll take some ... a dipper of one mixed with the other. I left the garlic out of mine so Dave could eat it