Dating Apps

[BobaFetaCheese]

I just started checking them out since I feel I've waited an appropriate amount of time. And I'm horny.
Who puts pics of their kids as their profile pic? Or their ex husband? Or animals? How fucking ugly are you?
I know I'm probably behind the times here but was married almost 20 years so this shit wasn't around back then. A whole new world of crazy bitches, seriously ugly people and everyone on Tinder saying they aren't looking for a hook up on an app that's designed for hookups.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Some tips from someone who tried ‘em all and totally failed:

1. Don’t waste your time getting to know each other by email or text. It only deepens your disappointment when you finally meet and they’re nothing like you imagined. Meet fast.

2. Use mediocre/bad pictures of yourself so anyone you do meet is pleasantly surprised. And be super honest about who you REALLY are in your profile. Are you overweight? Say so. And use a “fat” picture. Smoker? Own it. Hate kids? Admit it. Weeding out the people you won’t want/won’t want you early is a win-win.

3. Unless they truly define you as a person, avoid pictures of your favorite beer, car, boat, motorcycle, guns, other weapons and creepy pets. People are more forgiving in real life. Online we’re a bunch of mean judgey assholes.

Good luck!

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I don't understand niche dating sites, specifically for farmers, or Amish in need of goats, or snake handlers, etc. I think it's just bad for the gene pool. Also, as to truth in advertising, there should just be one for people who want to fuck, named People Who Just Want to Fuck. Then you probably have to have one for People Who Don't Want to Fuck. In general, dating is just a bad idea. We should have never deviated from arranged marriages.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I tried one recently called Coffee Meets Bagel. It was weird. I couldn’t figure out if I was the coffee or bagel.

 

[Hypoxia]

Monogamy has its rewards.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

I tried one recently called Coffee Meets Bagel. It was weird. I couldn’t figure out if I was the coffee or bagel.

I have that one but don't like it. Someone told me it was great so I tried it out but I'm guessing they just got lucky once or twice. It's not good at all. The whole setup sucks.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Monogamy has its rewards.

You have to find someone before you can be monogamous.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

I don't understand niche dating sites, specifically for farmers, or Amish in need of goats, or snake handlers, etc. I think it's just bad for the gene pool. Also, as to truth in advertising, there should just be one for people who want to fuck, named People Who Just Want to Fuck. Then you probably have to have one for People Who Don't Want to Fuck. In general, dating is just a bad idea. We should have never deviated from arranged marriages.

Tinder and Grindr are the "just wanna fuck" apps but they skew towards younger. Older are there but pickings are slim unless you got plenty of paper bags.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I have that one but don't like it. Someone told me it was great so I tried it out but I'm guessing they just got lucky once or twice. It's not good at all. The whole setup sucks.

Same. Agree.

 

[mikeinnh]

I have that one but don't like it. Someone told me it was great so I tried it out but I'm guessing they just got lucky once or twice. It's not good at all. The whole setup sucks.

The 20 something girls aren't interested in an experienced lover? Just so happens, I was looking up some things about Tinder yesterday. (don't ask why) I ran across an article that appeared in Vanity Fair. The author, went to NYC and interviewed Tinder useres, male and female, all in their 20's I think. Many of the girls, lamented, that a lot of their Tinder hook-ups couldn't, or didn't know how to make them orgasm! I need to get on that and offer a satisfaction guarantee! What they need is the occasional touch of an experienced man with a talented mouth, and hands!

 

[Amoebah]

Want sex on first date?

Go here:

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/36/eb/3c/wok-on-the-beach.jpg

 

[Amoebah]

And wear these

http://www.oasisamor.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/best-button-fly-jeans-mens-vintage-button-fly-.jpg

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

And wear these

http://www.oasisamor.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/best-button-fly-jeans-mens-vintage-button-fly-.jpg

I hate button fly jeans. Just wanna zip and go.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

The 20 something girls aren't interested in an experienced lover? Just so happens, I was looking up some things about Tinder yesterday. (don't ask why) I ran across an article that appeared in Vanity Fair. The author, went to NYC and interviewed Tinder useres, male and female, all in their 20's I think. Many of the girls, lamented, that a lot of their Tinder hook-ups couldn't, or didn't know how to make them orgasm! I need to get on that and offer a satisfaction guarantee! What they need is the occasional touch of an experienced man with a talented mouth, and hands!

I'm guessing a lot of the guys on tinder don't really care if the woman cums or not. They probably don't expect to ever see them again.

 

[Amoebah]

I hate button fly jeans. Just wanna zip and go.

Do you want to have sex with a woman?

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Do you want to have sex with a woman?

I piss more than I fuck.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

This thread got gross.

Amoeba, what’s your deal with Asian people?

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

This thread got gross.

Then I'm guessing you don't wanna hear the details of my last shit.

 

[Amoebah]

I piss more than I fuck.

Go for the Russian women.

 

[mikeinnh]

I'm guessing a lot of the guys on tinder don't really care if the woman cums or not. They probably don't expect to ever see them again.

I have some other thoughts on that, but I'm running late for work. Quickly though- I kind of get that, but I don't! The second girl I was with, the first I went down on, I made her cum! It was such a rush, a feeling of power! I wanted to do it every time! May sound sexist, or corny, but it made me feel like a man!

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Go for the Russian women.

Nah, my luck I'd get one that fucked Trump.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Then I'm guessing you don't wanna hear the details of my last shit.

It’s a really generous offer, but no thank you.

 

[Amoebah]

Then I'm guessing you don't wanna hear the details of my last shit.

You paid for the Roosh V master class, didnt you.


Female Android phone users are the most likely to fuck on the first date.

According to the results, 62 percent of Androiders admit they’ve had sex on the first date. By comparison, 57 percent of iPhone owners admitted as much, trailed by 48 percent of BlackBerry users.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

You paid for the Roosh V master class, didnt you.


Female Android phone users are the most likely to fuck on the first date.

Dude, I teach the fucking master class.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

And aint no bitch gonna come up in here and pull some 40 Year Old Virgin shit and make me get rid of my Star Wars and other geek stuff. I'll have you know that it took me a couple days to get that AT-AT Lego together and damned if I"m gonna get rid of it for some ass. And my costumes cost more than any bitch ever spent on a wardrobe so she can just hit the bricks if she don't like it.

Ok so maybe being single is the best way to go.