DAT NIGGA STEW...is funniest guy on TWITTER

[busybody..]

My dick is to small? HOE maybe your pussy to big!! >>>>> http://*******/KaVHZc sp

 

[busybody..]

A womans ill be ready in five minutes, and a mans ill be home in five minutes are exacly the same

 

[busybody..]

Nut on her face & tell her its a baby shower

 

[busybody..]

I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be first in the bag. Everyone touches her, but nobody wants her.

 

[busybody..]

"Every guy is the same", hoe, who asked you to try all of them?

 

[busybody..]

Facebook says we are "Friends". But trust me, I would not hesitate to punch you in the face.

 

[busybody..]

DAT NIGGA STEW‏@NiggaStew

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."

 

[busybody..]

Dat Nigga Jesus‏@DatJesusNigga

I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't handle it.

 

[busybody..]

BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once your fucked

 

[busybody..]

How do white fairy tales start? "Once upon a time.." How do blk fairy tales start? "Nigga, u ain't gon believe this.."

 

[busybody..]

Bitch stop bringing in pictures of Kim Kardashian to the hair dresser when you look like Bruce Willis.

 

[busybody..]

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

 

[busybody..]

If a guy remembers your eye colour after the first date, then you probably have small titties

 

[busybody..]

"I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?" ''You spelled dad wrong."

 

[busybody..]

Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bills.

 

[busybody..]

Fat people cry on purpose so they can taste their tears

 

[busybody..]

worth following

he is funny

 

[busybody..]

anyone gonna follow him?

he has almost 20K of followers!

 

[koalabear]

RACIST!!!

 

[busybody..]

no

FUNNY

 

[derpybody]

derrrrrrrrrrrp!

 

[busybody..]

DAT NIGGA STEW‏@NiggaStew

Ladies, if you don't know how to dance. Just draw your name in the air with your butt."Problem solved."

 

[busybody..]

Nigga Santa‏@NiggaSanta

Let the police be chasing after a nigga and watch how quick his ass turns into an Olympic Runner

 

[busybody..]

Dumb Hoes be thinkin' "STD" means Suck That Dick

 

[1fromawoodpile]

How many white people have ever been named Washington, Lincoln, Rosevelt or Tyrone?