Dante didn't see this circle of Hell

[CreamyLady]

Either that, or Florentine ladies were silent on the subject.

Picture, if you will, the Chinese character for war: a figure of a house (two walls, roof) covering two figures of women.

Picture this: two women PMSing simultaneously.

Add: the idiot at Goldstein's who was left alone during the breakfast rush; who thought an iced cappucino was a cup of coffee colored ice chips; who then fixed a mocha and didn't fasten the lid so that when it came into the car it sprayed both passengers liberally with liquid -- one of whom made a special effort to look hot because of a guy in her poli sci class who makes her drool.

Mix well with horrible traffic, someone who wouldn't stop chewing the carpet about the brown spots on her white cami, and the fact that the garbage collection people missed my house AGAIN (I cleaned the kitchen; eeeewwww) and you have a very accurate representation of the most horrible ring of hell.

If it weren't for the very large, chocolate-laden iced mocha I just chugalugged, I'd be looking for someone to dismember.

I wonder if it would only be a kindness to run up a warning flag or something.

 

[April]

I'm sorry to hear all that, CreamyLady. Some days (or weeks) are just like that.


I just got off the phone with my boss, who is demanding "a commitment from you to the company". WTF? Just because I have an understanding with the lab manager to call in today to see if they need me? Yes, business is that slow. I guess he's afraid I might just stop coming in to work. Dink! It's not like they're paying me to stay home. No work, no pay; it's simple, really. I'm sensing a "come in to work and do nothing or we will fire you" speech coming.
*end of rant for now*
Sorry for taking your thread, CL.

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, that's okay. Actually, anyone who wants to dump can come on in and do so. Better here than someplace else.

I can hear the trash collectors buzzing all over the neighborhood in their little truck thingies . . . not one has pulled into my driveway yet.

I swear, I'm going to get a commitment in writing that they will show up the next time I clean out my refrigerator.

 

[April]

Call the company or go out and flag them down? You pay for the service, you should damn well get the service! Rat bastards!

 

[CreamyLady]

I had called, and guess what! Right after I wrote that, one of the myrmidons drove in and is shifting trash as I type!

The keyboard is potent magick -- type and it will happen.

I wonder what would happen if I typed:

A long, long afternoon in bed with . . . .

 

[April]

Yay! I'm glad. Typing is potent magick? Hmm....

 

[Skibum]

The keyboard is potent magick -- type and it will happen.

I wonder what would happen if I typed:

A long, long afternoon in bed with . . . .

Type, Sweetheart, type!

 

[Never]

I will lose my virginity by the end of this year.
I will lose my virginity by the end of this year.

Don't mind me ladies, just trying out this typing magic thing..