Dancing Thread

[matriarch]

I wish I could get Tina Turner to come and sing at my house. I'd even clean other peoples houses for that. You are so lucky, Mat.

Aren't I just !!!!
And damn, I hope I look 1/10 that good when I'm over 60.

 

[Honey123]

There's another one on some strange substance that makes her talk wierd.

Hi luscious honey-bun.

Mat, lovely!!!

I dance pretty damn good!! I love to slow dance...I can do the cha-cha --- I have never gotten the chance to swing...but if I learned it, I know I would be good at it!

I have been told that I am a very sexy dancer.....

 

[Guest]

Aren't I just !!!!
And damn, I hope I look 1/10 that good when I'm over 60.

You look pretty damned good now.

You got a long way to sixty, but I suspect your true beauty will never fade.

 

[impressive]

I took dance lessons long, long ago...I can do the cha-cha, juitterbug, etc. But I tend to just get out there and improvise. I love to dance, but I am so out of practice. It is something my wife is not into (she is self-concious about it. Feels she is not a good dancer and gets embarressed) and we never *pout* just go dancing.
I can be quite good when I get into the flow and I have gotten to know several women because of dancing. I am out of practice, but I could be back in practice quickly. But I need a willing partner...and there is no way either my wife or the husband of the one person in my life that I know would be a good partner right now are going to let us two go dancing together. They are both (rightfully) afraid of what it would lead to...

I volunteer to go dancing with you, sugar. I promise *cough* that it won't lead to anything!

 

[Belegon]

I volunteer to go dancing with you, sugar. I promise *cough* that it won't lead to anything!

you better *cough*....'cause no illusions here...dancing that way is just too close to it...

 

[Honey123]

you better *cough*....'cause no illusions here...dancing that way is just too close to it...

Is there a chance I can cut in?

 

[impressive]

you better *cough*....'cause no illusions here...dancing that way is just too close to it...

Illusions? I've plenty of illusions.

 

[impressive]

Is there a chance I can cut in?

If I can lick your tummy

 

[Honey123]

If I can lick your tummy

my tummy is connected to my hip bone, which is connected to my pelvic bone....hmmmm..do you see where this is going?

 

[impressive]

my tummy is connected to my hip bone, which is connected to my pelvic bone....hmmmm..do you see where this is going?

Indeed, I do.

 

[Honey123]

Indeed, I do.

That's right...it's the hokey-pokey!!! LOL

You put your tongue in, you put your tongue out, you put your tongue here and you lick all about...you do the hokey-pokey and you turn it all around...that's what it's all about!

 

[Belegon]

Honey and Imp...I'd pay to be on hand for that...but I highly doubt I could *just* watch...

 

[Honey123]

Honey and Imp...I'd pay to be on hand for that...but I highly doubt I could *just* watch...

Wouldn't expect you to sit around and play dead...

 

[Samandiriel]

First old lady: Do you remember the minuet?

Second old lady: I can't remember the ones I've fucked.

 

[Honey123]

First old lady: Do you remember the minuet?

Second old lady: I can't remember the ones I've fucked.

Rim shot! bah da da!

 

[impressive]

Wouldn't expect you to sit around and play dead...

What she said.

('cause that's what it's all about!)

 

[Honey123]

What she said.

('cause that's what it's all about!)

we could place him on a chair...you in front...me behind...

 

[Belegon]

no, dead is what I would be after...because I would not be able to stop until I was, not with you two to play with...

 

[impressive]

we could place him on a chair...you in front...me behind...

Whatcha gonna do back there, Honey? (Better make it an ottoman -- or somethin' kinda soft.)

 

[Honey123]

Whatcha gonna do back there, Honey? (Better make it an ottoman -- or somethin' kinda soft.)

Let's hope only the chair or ottoman will be soft......

Well, I figured I start off with rubbing my breasts along...oh wait....you're right...the chair would be too high

 

[Belegon]

hmmm...I think I may be in trouble here...*evil grin*

 

[impressive]

Let's hope only the chair or ottoman will be soft......

Oh, I don't think that'll be an issue.

 

[impressive]

hmmm...I think I may be in trouble here...*evil grin*

Well, you could always just watch.

 

[Belegon]

The chair or ottoman would be about the only thing that was soft....

 

[Honey123]

The chair or ottoman would be about the only thing that was soft....

But then, after we're done...you have to do something too