Dancing Thread

How do you dance?

  • Bogle

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Jerk and Spazz

    Votes: 8 42.1%
  • Quickstep

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Nod Head, Hold Beer.

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • Total voters
    19
Dranoel said:
I wish I could get Tina Turner to come and sing at my house. I'd even clean other peoples houses for that. You are so lucky, Mat. ;)

Aren't I just !!!! :D :D
And damn, I hope I look 1/10 that good when I'm over 60. :rolleyes:
 
matriarch said:
There's another one on some strange substance that makes her talk wierd.

Hi luscious honey-bun. :kiss:


Mat, lovely!!!

I dance pretty damn good!! I love to slow dance...I can do the cha-cha --- I have never gotten the chance to swing...but if I learned it, I know I would be good at it!

I have been told that I am a very sexy dancer.....
 
matriarch said:
Aren't I just !!!! :D :D
And damn, I hope I look 1/10 that good when I'm over 60. :rolleyes:

You look pretty damned good now. :kiss:

You got a long way to sixty, but I suspect your true beauty will never fade. ;)
 
Belegon said:
I took dance lessons long, long ago...I can do the cha-cha, juitterbug, etc. But I tend to just get out there and improvise. I love to dance, but I am so out of practice. It is something my wife is not into (she is self-concious about it. Feels she is not a good dancer and gets embarressed) and we never *pout* just go dancing.
I can be quite good when I get into the flow and I have gotten to know several women because of dancing. I am out of practice, but I could be back in practice quickly. But I need a willing partner...and there is no way either my wife or the husband of the one person in my life that I know would be a good partner right now are going to let us two go dancing together. They are both (rightfully) afraid of what it would lead to...

I volunteer to go dancing with you, sugar. I promise *cough* that it won't lead to anything!
 
impressive said:
I volunteer to go dancing with you, sugar. I promise *cough* that it won't lead to anything!


you better *cough*....'cause no illusions here...dancing that way is just too close to it...
 
Belegon said:
you better *cough*....'cause no illusions here...dancing that way is just too close to it...


Is there a chance I can cut in?
 
impressive said:
If I can lick your tummy


my tummy is connected to my hip bone, which is connected to my pelvic bone....hmmmm..do you see where this is going? ;)
 
Honey123 said:
my tummy is connected to my hip bone, which is connected to my pelvic bone....hmmmm..do you see where this is going? ;)

Indeed, I do. :D
 
impressive said:
Indeed, I do. :D

That's right...it's the hokey-pokey!!! LOL

You put your tongue in, you put your tongue out, you put your tongue here and you lick all about...you do the hokey-pokey and you turn it all around...that's what it's all about!
 
Honey and Imp...I'd pay to be on hand for that...but I highly doubt I could *just* watch...
 
Belegon said:
Honey and Imp...I'd pay to be on hand for that...but I highly doubt I could *just* watch...


Wouldn't expect you to sit around and play dead...
 
First old lady: Do you remember the minuet?

Second old lady: I can't remember the ones I've fucked.
 
Samandiriel said:
First old lady: Do you remember the minuet?

Second old lady: I can't remember the ones I've fucked.


Rim shot! bah da da!
 
impressive said:
What she said. :D

('cause that's what it's all about!)


we could place him on a chair...you in front...me behind...
 
no, dead is what I would be after...because I would not be able to stop until I was, not with you two to play with...
 
Honey123 said:
we could place him on a chair...you in front...me behind...

Whatcha gonna do back there, Honey? (Better make it an ottoman -- or somethin' kinda soft.)
 
impressive said:
Whatcha gonna do back there, Honey? (Better make it an ottoman -- or somethin' kinda soft.)


Let's hope only the chair or ottoman will be soft......

Well, I figured I start off with rubbing my breasts along...oh wait....you're right...the chair would be too high
 
The chair or ottoman would be about the only thing that was soft....
 
Belegon said:
The chair or ottoman would be about the only thing that was soft....

But then, after we're done...you have to do something too
 
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