Dancing Thread

[logophile]

=jerk and spazz. Oh, and gob.

Not the same. Pogo is purposeful. Up and down. Arms out. Spinning in a circle.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiine!

Only dance I know...
I'm old.

 

[impressive]

Cabbage patch? Macarena?

 

[logophile]

Cabbage patch? Macarena?

Blech.

 

[impressive]

Blech.

ROFL.

 

[matriarch]

Twist
Jive
Chiropracter clinic.

 

[logophile]

ROFL.

Morning Imp. How's your sexy self?

 

[NoJo]

You can watch a woman dance, and thinks she's great, but when you actually dance with her, you find she has no sense of rhythm. And vice versa. Of course there's more than a sense of rhythm needed, but it's a pretty good start.

 

[logophile]

Mmm, I forgot Bump and Grind.
Also, car dancing.

 

[impressive]

Morning Imp. How's your sexy self?

I just clicked on the MIDI for Electric Slide and I'm a-dancin'

Boog-a-da, boog-a-da ... It's electric!

Morning!

 

[NoJo]

Mmm, I forgot Bump and Grind.
Also, car dancing.

I'd pay money to see a good car dancer.

 

[logophile]

I'd pay money to see a good car dancer.

Just get behind my minivan on the expressway and follow for a while. I'm always car dancing.

You can send the check via paypal.

 

[NoJo]

Look out for a sliver Nissan Micra with huge spoilers and 20 air fresheners hanging from the windscreen mirror.

 

[impressive]

Do the hustle!

 

[impressive]

Everybody's do-oo-in' a brand new dance now ...

... come on, baby, do the locomotion!

 

[matriarch]

Everybody's do-oo-in' a brand new dance now ...

... come on, baby, do the locomotion!

What ARE you on, woman????

 

[logophile]

Do the hustle!

OK, dark confession here.
Everytime I watch the first Star Wars (Star Wars IV, right?) there's this one scene that's not funny, but I laugh anyway...
They're looking for someone to fly them away and the place is crawling with Storm Troopers. When Kenobi is talking to a couple of Storm Troopers, using the force...
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"These are not the droids we're looking for."
"Move along."
"Move along."

And then he says...
"Do the hustle."
"Do the hustle."
And every Trooper in the area breaks into song and dance...

 

[logophile]

What ARE you on, woman????

And why isn't she sharing.

 

[Softouch911]

Lazy Sod:


(she)
Think Of What You're Losing
By Constantly Refusing To Dance With Me.
You'd Be The Idol Of France With Me!

And Yet You Stand There And Shake
Your Foolish Head Dramatic'lly.
While I Wait Here So Ecstatic'lly
You Just Look And Say Emphatic'lly
Not This Season! There's A Reason!

(he)
I Won't Dance! Don't Ask Me;
I Won't Dance! Don't Ask Me;
I Won't Dance, Madame, With You.
My Heart Won't Let My Feet Do The Things They Should Do!
You Know What? You're Lovely,

(she)
And So What? I'm Lovely!

(he)
But Oh! What You Do To Me!
I'm Like An Ocean Wave That's Bumped On The Shore;
I Feel So Absolutely Stumped On The Floor!

(she)
When You Dance You're Charming And You're Gentle!
'spec'lly When You Do The "continental".

(he)
But This Feeling Isn't Purely Mental;
For Heaven Rest Us, I'm Not Asbestos.
I Won't Dance! Why Should I!
I Won't Dance! How Could I?
I Won't Dance! Merci Beau Coup!
I Know That Music Leads The Way To Romance:
So If I Hold You In My Arms I Won't Dance!

This sort of thing is why you're a Lit. hero.

Now everyone wants pics.


Softouch

 

[matriarch]

And why isn't she sharing.

Indeed!!

For me.........housework is always made easier to the accompaniment of Tina Turner (live)......or the compulsive beat of Once ...and a long car journey is always shortened and enlived by AC/DC ....all of them will have me alternately performing some sort of indescribable girations around the house, or squirming around in my car seat, beating out a tatoo on the steering wheel, head performing some version of a whirling dervish sequence.

But my favourite's are still....those that require a sweet smelling body in my arms, held close, with my face resting in soft, silky hair.

I love watching line dancing when its done properly.....but would never join in.

When I was 13, at high school, we had to learn to ballroom dance so we could 'enjoy' the forthcoming Christmas 'party'. We were taught after school by one or two of the teachers. My abiding memory is of the disgusting, decrepit chemistry master, with his acid stained pullover, heading towards any of the young nubile girls, hands outstretched........and he wasn't looking to take hold of your hands either!! I've never been able to ballroom dance since without having nightmares.

 

[impressive]

What ARE you on, woman????

I got the goose egg in me .... ROFLMAO!

 

[matriarch]

I got the goose egg in me .... ROFLMAO!

I am NOT even going there............

Does it have a remote?????

 

[Honey123]

Where's wiggle? How about the bump? The rock? The box-step? The Batman? The Monkey? The hitchhiker??????

and the Lit favorite: the BANANA??? I am sure a few of you do the banana!!!

 

[Guest]

.....housework is always made easier to the accompaniment of Tina Turner (live)....

I wish I could get Tina Turner to come and sing at my house. I'd even clean other peoples houses for that. You are so lucky, Mat.

 

[matriarch]

Where's wiggle? How about the bump? The rock? The box-step? The Batman? The Monkey? The hitchhiker??????

and the Lit favorite: the BANANA??? I am sure a few of you do the banana!!!

There's another one on some strange substance that makes her talk wierd.

Hi luscious honey-bun.

 

[Belegon]

I took dance lessons long, long ago...I can do the cha-cha, juitterbug, etc. But I tend to just get out there and improvise. I love to dance, but I am so out of practice. It is something my wife is not into (she is self-concious about it. Feels she is not a good dancer and gets embarressed) and we never *pout* just go dancing.
I can be quite good when I get into the flow and I have gotten to know several women because of dancing. I am out of practice, but I could be back in practice quickly. But I need a willing partner...and there is no way either my wife or the husband of the one person in my life that I know would be a good partner right now are going to let us two go dancing together. They are both (rightfully) afraid of what it would lead to...